Michellecee7
@freshe.bsky.social
Get your coat. We’re going.
Keep your porn-y pages and follower count campaigns to yourself. K?
Keep your porn-y pages and follower count campaigns to yourself. K?
Remember when Greg Abbott promised to remove all ra pists from the streets of Texas.
How's he doing with that?
Did he tackle the unprocessed ra pe kits?
Google says it's over 2800 unprocessed kits.
How's he doing with that?
Did he tackle the unprocessed ra pe kits?
Google says it's over 2800 unprocessed kits.
October 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Remember when Greg Abbott promised to remove all ra pists from the streets of Texas.
How's he doing with that?
Did he tackle the unprocessed ra pe kits?
Google says it's over 2800 unprocessed kits.
How's he doing with that?
Did he tackle the unprocessed ra pe kits?
Google says it's over 2800 unprocessed kits.
Every picture of Paxton looks like Otis Campbell with a face lift.
September 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Every picture of Paxton looks like Otis Campbell with a face lift.
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amazing article
August 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
amazing article
Why does every flunky 🍊💩🐷 appoints to an inappropriate position look like a canned ham?
June 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Why does every flunky 🍊💩🐷 appoints to an inappropriate position look like a canned ham?
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So now, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will not be broadcast into a single American home, making it no different than The CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil.
May 22, 2026 at 3:49 PM
So now, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will not be broadcast into a single American home, making it no different than The CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil.
I reviewed a resume for someone who worked in the White House during the Biden admin. TIL The White House set their LinkedIn “company logo” to 🍊💩🐷’s stupid scowling photo.
🤢 How can he love himself, someone so unlovable?
🤢 How can he love himself, someone so unlovable?
May 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I reviewed a resume for someone who worked in the White House during the Biden admin. TIL The White House set their LinkedIn “company logo” to 🍊💩🐷’s stupid scowling photo.
🤢 How can he love himself, someone so unlovable?
🤢 How can he love himself, someone so unlovable?
@hcrichardson.bsky.social Heather Coz Richardson’s sane, literal readings of 🍊💩🐷’s chaos quotes give me hope.
May 3, 2026 at 8:24 PM
@hcrichardson.bsky.social Heather Coz Richardson’s sane, literal readings of 🍊💩🐷’s chaos quotes give me hope.
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I just want to point out that the WHCD took place in a ballroom. Holding it in a different ballroom wouldn’t make it safer. The administration chose not to designate the WHCD as a “National Special Security Event.” That’s the difference.
April 27, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I just want to point out that the WHCD took place in a ballroom. Holding it in a different ballroom wouldn’t make it safer. The administration chose not to designate the WHCD as a “National Special Security Event.” That’s the difference.
Mar-Kwayne looks like he knows some stuff his conscious is struggling with.
April 26, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Mar-Kwayne looks like he knows some stuff his conscious is struggling with.
Jeopardy is doing great work this season of making sure viewers know the awful things this 🍊💩🐷 regime is doing without using a heavy hand, just facts.
April 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Jeopardy is doing great work this season of making sure viewers know the awful things this 🍊💩🐷 regime is doing without using a heavy hand, just facts.
The GOP to the press:
March 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
The GOP to the press:
What's Noem's "I got fired today" costume gonna look like?
a man is carrying a cardboard box with his belongings
ALT: a man is carrying a cardboard box with his belongings
media.tenor.com
March 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
What's Noem's "I got fired today" costume gonna look like?
Is he still flapping his gums?
A regular Fidel Castro we’ve got here.
A regular Fidel Castro we’ve got here.
February 25, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Is he still flapping his gums?
A regular Fidel Castro we’ve got here.
A regular Fidel Castro we’ve got here.
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What I want is someone in the corner like an ASL translator just doing jerking-offf motions the entire time.
February 25, 2026 at 2:10 AM
What I want is someone in the corner like an ASL translator just doing jerking-offf motions the entire time.
Cashmeracle!
Johnny, you slay me.
Johnny, you slay me.
February 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Cashmeracle!
Johnny, you slay me.
Johnny, you slay me.
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Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
February 14, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
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While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
Cleaned my desk drawer today.
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Cleaned my desk drawer today.
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Okay. Time to call your democratic senators and tell them that Bovino’s demotion and humiliation WILL NOT SUFFICE to fund DHS.
January 27, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Okay. Time to call your democratic senators and tell them that Bovino’s demotion and humiliation WILL NOT SUFFICE to fund DHS.
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Whatever is in the Epstein Files is so explosive that the leaders of the Department of Justice are openly breaking the law every day to keep us from seeing it. (Just a reminder amongst all the other stuff flying around.)
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Whatever is in the Epstein Files is so explosive that the leaders of the Department of Justice are openly breaking the law every day to keep us from seeing it. (Just a reminder amongst all the other stuff flying around.)
He’s giving me an eye twitch
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
He’s giving me an eye twitch
How soon till the networks cut away
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
How soon till the networks cut away
Stop posting 🍊💩🐷's screed making the tragic murder of the Reiners all about himself.
Rob and Michele deserve better from all of us.
Stop letting 🍊💩🐷 take control of every news story in no way connected to him.
Rob and Michele deserve better from all of us.
Stop letting 🍊💩🐷 take control of every news story in no way connected to him.
December 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Stop posting 🍊💩🐷's screed making the tragic murder of the Reiners all about himself.
Rob and Michele deserve better from all of us.
Stop letting 🍊💩🐷 take control of every news story in no way connected to him.
Rob and Michele deserve better from all of us.
Stop letting 🍊💩🐷 take control of every news story in no way connected to him.
Now that Stanley cups are passé, this will be the next water “bottle” trend.
a metal bucket filled with blue liquid and a drop of water coming out of it
ALT: a metal bucket filled with blue liquid and a drop of water coming out of it
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Now that Stanley cups are passé, this will be the next water “bottle” trend.
Now we find the road block they've been working on all these weeks.
Wouldn't it be nice if the GOP worked half as hard on a healthcare plan as they do on protecting pedophiles.
Congratulations, Rep. Grijalva
Wouldn't it be nice if the GOP worked half as hard on a healthcare plan as they do on protecting pedophiles.
Congratulations, Rep. Grijalva
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Now we find the road block they've been working on all these weeks.
Wouldn't it be nice if the GOP worked half as hard on a healthcare plan as they do on protecting pedophiles.
Congratulations, Rep. Grijalva
Wouldn't it be nice if the GOP worked half as hard on a healthcare plan as they do on protecting pedophiles.
Congratulations, Rep. Grijalva