elia 🌘🌗🌖🌕🌔🌓🌒
@frogdomain.blacksky.app
witch • they/she • 🇵🇷 • AuDHD • mother
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pfp - selfie of a brown skinned femme with curly black hair and glasses
DM for discord
Virgo 🌞 Leo 🌙 Pisces 🌅
profile image description:
pfp - selfie of a brown skinned femme with curly black hair and glasses
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This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own
September 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own
Nobody on the planet more savage than a toddler
“Miss Elia go under there”
“I think I’m too big buddy”
“Yeah. You got big shoulders like the Iron Giant”
😐
“I think I’m too big buddy”
“Yeah. You got big shoulders like the Iron Giant”
😐
September 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Nobody on the planet more savage than a toddler
“Miss Elia go under there”
“I think I’m too big buddy”
“Yeah. You got big shoulders like the Iron Giant”
😐
“I think I’m too big buddy”
“Yeah. You got big shoulders like the Iron Giant”
😐
September 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
“Miss Elia go under there”
“I think I’m too big buddy”
“Yeah. You got big shoulders like the Iron Giant”
😐
“I think I’m too big buddy”
“Yeah. You got big shoulders like the Iron Giant”
😐
Happy Foobaw season
September 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Happy Foobaw season
EVERYBODY SHUT UP MY DAUGHTER TOOK HER FIRST STEPS
September 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
EVERYBODY SHUT UP MY DAUGHTER TOOK HER FIRST STEPS
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as I live and seethe
September 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
as I live and seethe
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25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
September 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
I already have the fattest roundest juiciest ass so is beating my face overkill? Perhaps.
I have to be the hottest parent at baby gymnastics
September 12, 2026 at 11:50 AM
I already have the fattest roundest juiciest ass so is beating my face overkill? Perhaps.
I have to be the hottest parent at baby gymnastics
September 12, 2026 at 11:45 AM
I have to be the hottest parent at baby gymnastics
Telling the three little pigs story to my daycare kids but I don’t want the wolf to climb down the chimney into the fire so he just gets bored and goes home
September 12, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Telling the three little pigs story to my daycare kids but I don’t want the wolf to climb down the chimney into the fire so he just gets bored and goes home
Things I was frightened of when I was a child (non-trauma edition)
1. The dark (still gets me tbh)
2. Shrinking and becoming so very tiny (perhaps this one is trauma who is to say)
3. Intruders (I am unhealthily excellent at hide and seek)
1. The dark (still gets me tbh)
2. Shrinking and becoming so very tiny (perhaps this one is trauma who is to say)
3. Intruders (I am unhealthily excellent at hide and seek)
Things I was frightened of when I was a child (non-trauma edition)
1. The basement
2. The dark
3. Ducks
1. The basement
2. The dark
3. Ducks
Things I was frightened of when I was a child (non-trauma edition)
1) black holes
2) quicksand
3) mushrooms
1) black holes
2) quicksand
3) mushrooms
September 12, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Things I was frightened of when I was a child (non-trauma edition)
1. The dark (still gets me tbh)
2. Shrinking and becoming so very tiny (perhaps this one is trauma who is to say)
3. Intruders (I am unhealthily excellent at hide and seek)
1. The dark (still gets me tbh)
2. Shrinking and becoming so very tiny (perhaps this one is trauma who is to say)
3. Intruders (I am unhealthily excellent at hide and seek)
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fyi, girls are allowed to eat cheesecake for lunch
September 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
fyi, girls are allowed to eat cheesecake for lunch
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I think that mermaids, the real fun ones you know the ones that don't want to drown you, the kinky ones they uhh I think they use nipple clams
September 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I think that mermaids, the real fun ones you know the ones that don't want to drown you, the kinky ones they uhh I think they use nipple clams
Not just hooting but also hollering
September 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Not just hooting but also hollering
AI CSAM being deemed protected by the first amendment is precisely why I have never and will never post a child’s face online. I saw the writing on the wall years ago and nobody in this country gives a shit about protecting children.
September 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
AI CSAM being deemed protected by the first amendment is precisely why I have never and will never post a child’s face online. I saw the writing on the wall years ago and nobody in this country gives a shit about protecting children.
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hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot
September 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot
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hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
September 3, 2026 at 9:16 AM
hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.
Real staring at the ceiling fan hours
thinking about getting horizontal with it. anyone up for some floor time
September 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Real staring at the ceiling fan hours
Sang my daughter’s lullaby to her and she started clapping….like thanks girl but go to SLEEP
September 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Sang my daughter’s lullaby to her and she started clapping….like thanks girl but go to SLEEP
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Please be vocal about not using AI. We have to normalize it.
No "I'm not going to say that because it should be assumed. I'm not going to give them this".
We don't have time for that shit ideological shit right now.
NOW is the time to capitalize on waning favorability. Ppl want human made
No "I'm not going to say that because it should be assumed. I'm not going to give them this".
We don't have time for that shit ideological shit right now.
NOW is the time to capitalize on waning favorability. Ppl want human made
August 31, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Please be vocal about not using AI. We have to normalize it.
No "I'm not going to say that because it should be assumed. I'm not going to give them this".
We don't have time for that shit ideological shit right now.
NOW is the time to capitalize on waning favorability. Ppl want human made
No "I'm not going to say that because it should be assumed. I'm not going to give them this".
We don't have time for that shit ideological shit right now.
NOW is the time to capitalize on waning favorability. Ppl want human made
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Soooo....what is up? Whats the 411??? What has everybody been up to? What's the hot gossip? Tell me everything. What have you guys been listening to? What are the cool jams?
August 30, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Soooo....what is up? Whats the 411??? What has everybody been up to? What's the hot gossip? Tell me everything. What have you guys been listening to? What are the cool jams?
Idc how comfy they are they’re UGLY!!!!!!!! THEY ARE UGLYYYYYYYY
August 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Idc how comfy they are they’re UGLY!!!!!!!! THEY ARE UGLYYYYYYYY
Breastfeeding made my tiddies fat 🙂↕️😈😝🧑🏾🩰🍈
Breastfeeding made my tiddies fat 🙃💀🏋🏾♀️😖
Breastfeeding made my tiddies fat 🙃💀🏋🏾♀️😖
August 30, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Breastfeeding made my tiddies fat 🙂↕️😈😝🧑🏾🩰🍈
Breastfeeding made my tiddies fat 🙃💀🏋🏾♀️😖
Breastfeeding made my tiddies fat 🙃💀🏋🏾♀️😖