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Han Ĉielarkhara
@froregon.bsky.social
Esperantisto. Parazito.
I drove up behind a Waymo on the freeway today. Does anyone else think they look like hearses?
September 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I was talking with my three year old about two piece bathing suits, and then she wandered off saying "Ma, I'm going to wear a zucchini."

What's worse is that she also wants me to wear a zucchini, despite me telling her what happens with two kids crawling all over me in the pool.
August 29, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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"Trans people require lifelong medical care"

Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
July 24, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Me: That's a big block village you're building
3yo: No, we're making a house for Kristof and he has a visitor and THEY'RE GONNA SHARE A BED!😁
Me: So there was only one bed?
3yo: YES! They sleep in the same bed. Kristof and his visitor sleep in the same bed all the time.

My kids doing Frozen fanfic
August 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I'm going to see Hadestown in the cinema at 9am, and I'll probably get popcorn, but what I really want at this hour is coffee and a pastry.
July 28, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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So @amnestyuk.bsky.social, which orgs on this list threatened you, and just how big was that threat that you—the most respected and recognised human rights org in the world—caved this quickly?

bsky.app/profile/esqu...
Here's the list of anti rights groups in the UK as documented by Amnesty International.
July 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
For 10 seconds of fun in your life, when you're putting away the dishes, pretend you're a Vegas card dealer and the forks and spoons are the cards.
July 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I put a bunch of books on my TBR list from Instagram recs, and I don't know what happened, because I'm 30% through the book and is it...not going to be gay? She just saved the BFF she adored and now she's getting hot for THE WIZARD? We shall see, but I feel queerbaited. A Pride Month hate crime.
July 2, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Hear me out: Guys and Dolls, but it's just Dolls. Dolls and Dolls. Molls and Dolls? Nominate your cast.
June 19, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.
June 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
OK, I don't usually eat salad, but what if I planted a bunch of edible flowers and made a flower salad like a unicorn?
June 19, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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It seems a good day to remind people that in the UK 3 times as many people work in Indian restaurants or for McDonalds as in the whole coal and steel industry. 5 times as many are academic staff at universities. If Labour does not understand its electorate, there is no way to appeal to it.
June 17, 2026 at 7:53 AM
I'm leaning into my 40s and fearing the apocalypse so I'm getting really into container gardening. I have had a real issue with squirrels though. I've sprinkled red pepper flakes everywhere and stuck shiny pipe cleaners in the pots to try to deter them. They say pinwheels scare them away...
May 22, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.
Breaking: Tennessee Republicans pass new 9-0 gerrymander after SCOTUS destruction of Voting Rights Act eliminating state’s only majority-Black district & last Democratic seat. Splits Memphis, which is 63% Black, into 3 districts to disenfranchise Black voters. Quite literally a return to Jim Crow
May 7, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Remember when Obama showed "live footage of his birth" and it was the intro to the Lion King with his adult face photoshopped on Simba. Then he spelled it out for a certain birther that it was a clip from the Lion King.
April 26, 2026 at 2:32 AM
You know, what if we reduced our oil consumption for the war effort? Or the effort for no reason for war? We'd really stick it to those middle eastern countries then. Patriotic, ĉu ne?
April 14, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I want to take my kids to a Ren Faire fantasy day so we can be/see fairies but I need to think about my costume and I miss costuming and also I have low self-esteem at the moment. I'd appreciate costume inspo to reverse the downward spiral.
April 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Something to remind you
Its a world worth fighting for
April 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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Trump's attack on vote by mail isn't about integrity—quite the opposite. He knows vote by mail protects against all the well-known Election Day voter suppression tactics.

This is all part of his effort to rig the upcoming November election. We can’t let him succeed.

Save our Republic!
March 31, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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in my opinion there should also be trans day of audibility where everybody spends all day posting dope experimental music by trans women for me to listen to
March 31, 2026 at 2:45 PM
When I did my taxes this year, Turbo Tax asked if I wanted to open a Trump account for my kids. The absolute gall.
March 26, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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CBS gonna boot up an ICE procedural series before 2026 is over
March 22, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I've been out of the audio drama scene for a while, but now I'm on a trip and I'm three episodes into The Harbingers @gabrielurbina.com and kids, my thinker is thinking. If you could plant a thought that could save the world, would you?

Also, Oregon State and Portland State are not the same 😋
March 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Petition to ban the word "tender" from blurbs about gay films. ISTG it's in every single one.
March 17, 2026 at 12:57 AM