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honey butter fuck toast
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monk's house of sicko thoughts

18+ only, horny on main. you have been warned.

pro-freak
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listen no offence but I do need to tap the sign when I say 'pro-freak', if you have proshippers DNI in your bio and interact with me I will block you for your own comfort. I don't go in for labels but my views broadly align with 'it's fiction babey' so you will not have fun here. peace and love.
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before being a freak and a pervert I am a real lover and romantic! but mostly a freak and a pervert
May 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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eat out tops, give them head, finger them, suck their tits, spank them, pull their hair. Just because they’re a top, that doesn’t mean they don’t get anything BUT penetrative sex. Let them have fun too
April 11, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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im sorry tsukishima, i got so distracted by ur tits that i messed up ur face. anyway happy birthday groomer 🙏
April 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Posting this here because I don't want to come across as antagonistic when I do mostly agree with the overall point but. Although I think it's rude af to comment on art with demands to turn it into fic, I don't think I agree that writing fic inspired by art = treating art as fodder for fic
April 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
an important thing to remember is that just because a character has a lot of sex, it does not necessarily follow that they are good at it
April 13, 2026 at 11:42 AM
when you want to c*mmission someone for nsfw art but it involves thinking of a pose and stuff and that's a level of exposure that makes me want to melt through the floor and into the void
April 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I've been considering getting rid of this acct and starting a lower key one where I can still post horny bullshit but also talk about irl stuff...not venting so much as things I don't want lots of eyes on. I could repurpose this one I guess but there are already too many eyes 🥲
April 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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some drawing advice that is very serious
March 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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god bless a sub top who whines and pleads and cries and begs for it. god bless forreal
April 2, 2026 at 11:38 AM
that said it is also fun to consider zura being mildly pettily jealous in this particular scenario...'i said i was fine with you occasionally sleeping with other people, not having another regular partner' 'yeah but when she wears her hair in that side ponytail it reminds me of you :3'
Tho I also think Sakamoto prob gives up the cabaret girls now he's got someone he wants to come home to. Imo he & Mutsu have a fwb thing going on which works because she'll never want more than he's willing to give. He'll fuck around sometimes but ultimately it's Zura he's emotionally connected to
March 31, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Tbh as much as I do subscribe wholeheartedly to skzr long distance long term relationship I also think they would not overly care about sexual exclusivity. Zura has an NTR kink & probably employs seduction as an espionage tactic, and Sakamoto just really likes fucking. They'd work with that imo
March 30, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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mista 😌🙏
tops who are pathetic and smitten and needy and not in control at all 👍
March 17, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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tops who are pathetic and smitten and needy and not in control at all 👍
March 17, 2026 at 7:39 PM
sakamoto
February 23, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Zura trans headcanons: you do you of course but personally I just think it's more interesting if he's a cis guy with a crossdressing fetish. sometimes drag is just performance.

Yamazaki trans headcanons: oestrogen could save him
February 22, 2026 at 4:03 PM
my brain is a defective machine that turns random posts into sakazura
February 17, 2026 at 7:10 PM
It's fascinating to watch people pop up in your notes who've previously reblogged your art but this time only left a like. Was it too overtly shippy this time? Was it just not very good? Please take this survey I need to know what I got wrong so I can do better next time
February 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
the fun thing about Sakamoto being 1) a slut 2) entirely chill about his partners' sexual history and 3) the guy with (somehow) the most game out of the Joui 4 is that he can casually point out to Zura all the times he could've got laid and didn't because he's too fucking stupid to realise it
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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hasegin, god
I Took A Married Gambling Addict To A Love Hotel And Filmed Myself Fucking Her 3
February 5, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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"Zurako-chan, Table 1's guest is waiting for you" #銀魂 #坂桂 #sakazura
December 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
There's my sincerely-held sakazura headcanons, and then there's the version where a gender-swapped and very curious Zura calls Sakamoto up during the dekobokko arc because he's the only trustworthy man he knows that has definitely had sex with a woman before
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
first half of this fic: gentle, melancholy introspection on devotion, longing and pining for someone you can't have, but would die for in a heartbeat

second half of this fic: fellas is it gay to think about your vice captain when you're trying to jerk it to a girl. fellas. is it gay.
January 26, 2026 at 1:47 PM
pulls clown wig on...i'm so sorry...i might have to write this though.............[kicks 4 unfinished skzr drafts sitting in my folder under the carpet] [hides 5 other unwritten skzr ideas under a pile of laundry] [god i'm embarrassing and Yet]
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Me: Bansai's a rockstar they all do tantric sex and stuff right
Me: what even is tantric sex anyway
Wikipedia:
January 23, 2026 at 7:43 PM
rting the sakazura porn here too because I Can and I Will 🙏🙏 坂桂ファンは、美味しい食べ物がもらってください!
January 22, 2026 at 8:49 PM