Matt
@fulhamatt.bsky.social
Labrador slave. Fulham. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
Having a break from the dark side, so...
...Hi 👋🏻
...Hi 👋🏻
May 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Having a break from the dark side, so...
...Hi 👋🏻
...Hi 👋🏻
Is this place any less shit yet?
March 18, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Is this place any less shit yet?
Basically it said it was closer to a 10kg cut (absolutely no chance I'd have this mass if I was 11 stone for a start. Ripped, but skinny ripped)
It also said it added favourable lighting, a high level of weight cut style dehydration... Etc.
So not actually what I asked it to do at all 😂
It also said it added favourable lighting, a high level of weight cut style dehydration... Etc.
So not actually what I asked it to do at all 😂
ChatGPT is a great tool, but...
I took a selfie to use for a body composition analysis after training last night and asked CGPT to mock it up with me losing 5kg net weight based on my current training and diet.
It did this: However, when challenged it said it was basically bullshit, to paraphrase😂
I took a selfie to use for a body composition analysis after training last night and asked CGPT to mock it up with me losing 5kg net weight based on my current training and diet.
It did this: However, when challenged it said it was basically bullshit, to paraphrase😂
February 25, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Basically it said it was closer to a 10kg cut (absolutely no chance I'd have this mass if I was 11 stone for a start. Ripped, but skinny ripped)
It also said it added favourable lighting, a high level of weight cut style dehydration... Etc.
So not actually what I asked it to do at all 😂
It also said it added favourable lighting, a high level of weight cut style dehydration... Etc.
So not actually what I asked it to do at all 😂
ChatGPT is a great tool, but...
I took a selfie to use for a body composition analysis after training last night and asked CGPT to mock it up with me losing 5kg net weight based on my current training and diet.
It did this: However, when challenged it said it was basically bullshit, to paraphrase😂
I took a selfie to use for a body composition analysis after training last night and asked CGPT to mock it up with me losing 5kg net weight based on my current training and diet.
It did this: However, when challenged it said it was basically bullshit, to paraphrase😂
February 25, 2026 at 5:08 PM
ChatGPT is a great tool, but...
I took a selfie to use for a body composition analysis after training last night and asked CGPT to mock it up with me losing 5kg net weight based on my current training and diet.
It did this: However, when challenged it said it was basically bullshit, to paraphrase😂
I took a selfie to use for a body composition analysis after training last night and asked CGPT to mock it up with me losing 5kg net weight based on my current training and diet.
It did this: However, when challenged it said it was basically bullshit, to paraphrase😂
I had a really shit few days, got out on my bike and even that didn't help, but BJJ sorted me right out last night.
Love this sport.
Love this sport.
February 25, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I had a really shit few days, got out on my bike and even that didn't help, but BJJ sorted me right out last night.
Love this sport.
Love this sport.
Putting the silver in Silver Fox 😆
February 22, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Putting the silver in Silver Fox 😆
You'll never see a post training selfie of me looking anything other than stupidly happy.
Find something you love doing this much.
Find something you love doing this much.
February 20, 2026 at 9:13 AM
You'll never see a post training selfie of me looking anything other than stupidly happy.
Find something you love doing this much.
Find something you love doing this much.
Been a while... Again.
a man in a white tank top and hat is standing on a boat in the ocean .
ALT: a man in a white tank top and hat is standing on a boat in the ocean .
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February 17, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Been a while... Again.
You've seen the pictures:
"Before Heroin, After Heroin"
"Before Crack, After Crack"
"Before Crystal Meth, after Crystal Meth"
Well, I give you, "Before BJJ, After BJJ" 🧐😂
"Before Heroin, After Heroin"
"Before Crack, After Crack"
"Before Crystal Meth, after Crystal Meth"
Well, I give you, "Before BJJ, After BJJ" 🧐😂
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
You've seen the pictures:
"Before Heroin, After Heroin"
"Before Crack, After Crack"
"Before Crystal Meth, after Crystal Meth"
Well, I give you, "Before BJJ, After BJJ" 🧐😂
"Before Heroin, After Heroin"
"Before Crack, After Crack"
"Before Crystal Meth, after Crystal Meth"
Well, I give you, "Before BJJ, After BJJ" 🧐😂
She got nearly 3000 likes on twitter 😂
Might have gone and got another dog.
She might just be the cutest little thing ever!
I present to you...
...Lola 🥰😍🥰😍
She might just be the cutest little thing ever!
I present to you...
...Lola 🥰😍🥰😍
September 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
She got nearly 3000 likes on twitter 😂
Might have gone and got another dog.
She might just be the cutest little thing ever!
I present to you...
...Lola 🥰😍🥰😍
She might just be the cutest little thing ever!
I present to you...
...Lola 🥰😍🥰😍
August 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Might have gone and got another dog.
She might just be the cutest little thing ever!
I present to you...
...Lola 🥰😍🥰😍
She might just be the cutest little thing ever!
I present to you...
...Lola 🥰😍🥰😍
Howdy! Been a while!
And I started a motovlog!
Watch it! Like it! Subscribe! (Or don't. You know, whatever...)
youtu.be/Q2XEeMPnIsk?...
And I started a motovlog!
Watch it! Like it! Subscribe! (Or don't. You know, whatever...)
youtu.be/Q2XEeMPnIsk?...
My second first vlog, or something (ANOTHER test 🥴)
YouTube video by Fulhamatt
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August 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Howdy! Been a while!
And I started a motovlog!
Watch it! Like it! Subscribe! (Or don't. You know, whatever...)
youtu.be/Q2XEeMPnIsk?...
And I started a motovlog!
Watch it! Like it! Subscribe! (Or don't. You know, whatever...)
youtu.be/Q2XEeMPnIsk?...
I think it's really important not to patronise people (that means not insulting their intelligence)
July 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I think it's really important not to patronise people (that means not insulting their intelligence)
Just dawned on me that I haven't posted here in FUCKING AGES.
hi 👋🏼
hi 👋🏼
July 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Just dawned on me that I haven't posted here in FUCKING AGES.
hi 👋🏼
hi 👋🏼
Had my nicest ride in ages this evening...
Out to Totternhoe, Westoning, Flitwick, past J13 on the M1, Woburn Sands, Woburn, Hockliffe, Houghton Regis and home.
Perfect weather.
Murdered a few million greenflies 🤘🏼
I really needed that for my headspace 🧘🏼
Out to Totternhoe, Westoning, Flitwick, past J13 on the M1, Woburn Sands, Woburn, Hockliffe, Houghton Regis and home.
Perfect weather.
Murdered a few million greenflies 🤘🏼
I really needed that for my headspace 🧘🏼
May 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Had my nicest ride in ages this evening...
Out to Totternhoe, Westoning, Flitwick, past J13 on the M1, Woburn Sands, Woburn, Hockliffe, Houghton Regis and home.
Perfect weather.
Murdered a few million greenflies 🤘🏼
I really needed that for my headspace 🧘🏼
Out to Totternhoe, Westoning, Flitwick, past J13 on the M1, Woburn Sands, Woburn, Hockliffe, Houghton Regis and home.
Perfect weather.
Murdered a few million greenflies 🤘🏼
I really needed that for my headspace 🧘🏼
Sounds like the fundamentals of an, ultimately tragic, BBC drama!
I'm a doctor. I'm also schizophrenic, which is something my colleagues & patients don't know. My schizophrenia makes me a better doctor. Whenever I have a complicated case or a medical mystery, the voices I hear in my head help me to get to the bottom of it & treat the patient.
May 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Sounds like the fundamentals of an, ultimately tragic, BBC drama!
I have had far worse starts to the day...
16 miles each way on the bike, 10 x 5 minute sparring rounds.
Time for peanut butter on toast 😋
16 miles each way on the bike, 10 x 5 minute sparring rounds.
Time for peanut butter on toast 😋
May 25, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I have had far worse starts to the day...
16 miles each way on the bike, 10 x 5 minute sparring rounds.
Time for peanut butter on toast 😋
16 miles each way on the bike, 10 x 5 minute sparring rounds.
Time for peanut butter on toast 😋
Twitter is in meltdown again
May 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Twitter is in meltdown again
The lean towards far more speed cameras and average speed cameras is much more dangerous than the speeding it's aiming to prevent.
I spent as much time checking my speed earlier on the A5 between Dunstable and MK, than I did paying attention to what was going on around me.
Revenue or safety?
I spent as much time checking my speed earlier on the A5 between Dunstable and MK, than I did paying attention to what was going on around me.
Revenue or safety?
May 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The lean towards far more speed cameras and average speed cameras is much more dangerous than the speeding it's aiming to prevent.
I spent as much time checking my speed earlier on the A5 between Dunstable and MK, than I did paying attention to what was going on around me.
Revenue or safety?
I spent as much time checking my speed earlier on the A5 between Dunstable and MK, than I did paying attention to what was going on around me.
Revenue or safety?
I upped my intensity quite significantly last night in my sparring rounds.
Which in hindsight, was a mistake.
I feel like I've been hit by a bus this morning.
Which in hindsight, was a mistake.
I feel like I've been hit by a bus this morning.
May 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I upped my intensity quite significantly last night in my sparring rounds.
Which in hindsight, was a mistake.
I feel like I've been hit by a bus this morning.
Which in hindsight, was a mistake.
I feel like I've been hit by a bus this morning.
2nd Jiu Jitsu session of the week in the bag. Got revenge on the decent white belt this week. Then got wrecked by 2 purple belts.
The 3rd round was a big struggle considering I was having difficulty breathing under round no2's pressure.
But I got through it. Good to be back 😁
The 3rd round was a big struggle considering I was having difficulty breathing under round no2's pressure.
But I got through it. Good to be back 😁
May 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
2nd Jiu Jitsu session of the week in the bag. Got revenge on the decent white belt this week. Then got wrecked by 2 purple belts.
The 3rd round was a big struggle considering I was having difficulty breathing under round no2's pressure.
But I got through it. Good to be back 😁
The 3rd round was a big struggle considering I was having difficulty breathing under round no2's pressure.
But I got through it. Good to be back 😁
Post BJJ tonight and my first 2 sparring rounds in over 3 months.
Felt great to be back and even better to have ridden there and back on the bike with the weather we've had.
In particular the dark ride home with next to nobody on the roads.
Great for the mental health!
Felt great to be back and even better to have ridden there and back on the bike with the weather we've had.
In particular the dark ride home with next to nobody on the roads.
Great for the mental health!
May 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Post BJJ tonight and my first 2 sparring rounds in over 3 months.
Felt great to be back and even better to have ridden there and back on the bike with the weather we've had.
In particular the dark ride home with next to nobody on the roads.
Great for the mental health!
Felt great to be back and even better to have ridden there and back on the bike with the weather we've had.
In particular the dark ride home with next to nobody on the roads.
Great for the mental health!
When I say together, I mean I overtook cars and he's clearly much more confident than I am, since every time I did, he stayed behind me!
Same bike as me too, just in white, so we're basically now friends for life 🥰
Same bike as me too, just in white, so we're basically now friends for life 🥰
was clever today, went for a ride and then came home to have a beer in the garden.
Lovely ride too, out through some villages into Woburn and back the faster way.
Picked up a new mate along the way and we overtook some cars together and then had a chat at some red lights.
Lovely ride too, out through some villages into Woburn and back the faster way.
Picked up a new mate along the way and we overtook some cars together and then had a chat at some red lights.
May 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
When I say together, I mean I overtook cars and he's clearly much more confident than I am, since every time I did, he stayed behind me!
Same bike as me too, just in white, so we're basically now friends for life 🥰
Same bike as me too, just in white, so we're basically now friends for life 🥰