Futuremonkey
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September 17, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I can’t think of a single topic that has spawned a greater number of laughable posts than AI. Its very existence has driven a lot of people quite berserk.
September 17, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I can’t think of a single topic that has spawned a greater number of laughable posts than AI. Its very existence has driven a lot of people quite berserk.
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This is what's floating around the local MAGA cult. They are in so deep and are so fucked in the head, they're barely sentient anymore.
August 29, 2026 at 3:46 AM
This is what's floating around the local MAGA cult. They are in so deep and are so fucked in the head, they're barely sentient anymore.
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If only we let companies self-regulate we could enjoy more lead raining down on us and even bigger holes in the ozone layer
Mike Johnson on OpenAI and Anthropic: "They can self-police. They can self-regulate."
September 16, 2026 at 3:39 PM
If only we let companies self-regulate we could enjoy more lead raining down on us and even bigger holes in the ozone layer
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BC RIch Warlock Body Art Collection "The Fly"
September 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
BC RIch Warlock Body Art Collection "The Fly"
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The year is 2027. The American dream no longer centers home ownership. Young couples are saving up to invest in RTX-5090 GPUs for $30,000 apiece. The US is at war with China and Iran. A tank of gas costs $500, groceries are $1000/week.
September 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
The year is 2027. The American dream no longer centers home ownership. Young couples are saving up to invest in RTX-5090 GPUs for $30,000 apiece. The US is at war with China and Iran. A tank of gas costs $500, groceries are $1000/week.
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Many of you will be surprised to know the Continental Army existed in 1753
How dare the National Museum of the American Indian refer to George Washington with a name that he was given by the Iroquois in 1753, a name which he himself used in his correspondence!
So glad to see Fox News taking a stand against the politicization of history. s/
So glad to see Fox News taking a stand against the politicization of history. s/
September 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Many of you will be surprised to know the Continental Army existed in 1753
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This is essentially how he wants to run the country and the world: make it entirely his or put an end to it. And of course making anything his also always means putting an end to it.
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/a...
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/a...
Kennedy Center Closes Its Doors Despite a Judge’s Order
The announcement came after President Trump said he would cancel a $257 million renovation of the venue if his name is not returned to the building.
www.nytimes.com
September 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
This is essentially how he wants to run the country and the world: make it entirely his or put an end to it. And of course making anything his also always means putting an end to it.
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/a...
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/a...
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Speaking for myself, I find the idea that allowing Ken Paxton of all people to become a US Senator is somehow in the best interest of trans people (or immigrants or Muslims or the country as a whole) to be self-destructive and risks further alienating trans people from our allies
Okay, don’t go find and harass this guy, but: it’s kind of alarming to see this specific kind of madness spreading, about a vital race that is a coin-flip. Important to squelch this kind of thinking with extreme prejudice. Talarico must win.
September 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Speaking for myself, I find the idea that allowing Ken Paxton of all people to become a US Senator is somehow in the best interest of trans people (or immigrants or Muslims or the country as a whole) to be self-destructive and risks further alienating trans people from our allies
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@warren.senate.gov
Ed Zitron is a moron, Dario Amodei is selling Doom™️, Sam Altman is working the ref… and Elon has lost a TRILLION dollars since JUNE… 🤡s
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@warren.senate.gov
Ed Zitron is a moron, Dario Amodei is selling Doom™️, Sam Altman is working the ref… and Elon has lost a TRILLION dollars since JUNE… 🤡s
Bernie Sanders Works for OpenAI
he should probably ask for a raise.
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September 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
@washingtonpost.com @nytimes.com @wired.com @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social
@bobcesca.bsky.social
@warren.senate.gov
Ed Zitron is a moron, Dario Amodei is selling Doom™️, Sam Altman is working the ref… and Elon has lost a TRILLION dollars since JUNE… 🤡s
@bobcesca.bsky.social
@warren.senate.gov
Ed Zitron is a moron, Dario Amodei is selling Doom™️, Sam Altman is working the ref… and Elon has lost a TRILLION dollars since JUNE… 🤡s
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“The people that are usually the ones toting guns are conservative white men and I don’t think that’s fair,” an organizer in Las Vegas said. “I think that we should have an equal playing field. We shouldn’t meet the barrel of a gun with our hands up, on our knees.”
www.playboy.com/read/politic...
www.playboy.com/read/politic...
Meet the Sex Workers Forming Gun Clubs for Self Protection
Sex worker gun clubs are popping up across the country as a form of self-defense and community protection.
www.playboy.com
September 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
“The people that are usually the ones toting guns are conservative white men and I don’t think that’s fair,” an organizer in Las Vegas said. “I think that we should have an equal playing field. We shouldn’t meet the barrel of a gun with our hands up, on our knees.”
www.playboy.com/read/politic...
www.playboy.com/read/politic...
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Something I just really need every kind of activist across every issue to understand: The cause never benefits from losing to a Republican. It never has, it never will.
September 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Something I just really need every kind of activist across every issue to understand: The cause never benefits from losing to a Republican. It never has, it never will.
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Live look at activists debating intentionally withholding votes in order to convince the Dem establishment to support their causes more strongly
Arrested Development But It Might Work For Us
Alt: Arrested Development But It Might Work For Us scene
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September 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Live look at activists debating intentionally withholding votes in order to convince the Dem establishment to support their causes more strongly
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Based on some conversations I was reading through yesterday but thankfully not participating in, it seems like a strategy many prominent voices on here have embraced regarding Talarico is to leave his line blank under the assumption that an "undercount" will reflect measurable lack of enthusiasm...
September 14, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Based on some conversations I was reading through yesterday but thankfully not participating in, it seems like a strategy many prominent voices on here have embraced regarding Talarico is to leave his line blank under the assumption that an "undercount" will reflect measurable lack of enthusiasm...
The idiot snot-gurgling dems who would rather lose with their precious "principles" intact rather than winning by any means necessary need to be boiled in their own shit.
September 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The idiot snot-gurgling dems who would rather lose with their precious "principles" intact rather than winning by any means necessary need to be boiled in their own shit.
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Yet another American election comes down to a choice between "absolutely depraved monster who will destroy countless lives" and "person who is on the right side even if they don't get it right all the time."
Amazingly, we keep failing these tests. Maybe we'll get it right this time.
Amazingly, we keep failing these tests. Maybe we'll get it right this time.
I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done.
This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands.
He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.
This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands.
He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.
I’m a Texan Trans Kid Who Almost Died Because of Ken Paxton. The World Should Know What He’s Done.
Regardless of Talarico’s recent statements on trans people, Paxton cannot be rewarded for the extreme suffering he’s inflicted on me and tens of thousands of Texan trans kids.
www.transiticsnews.com
September 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Yet another American election comes down to a choice between "absolutely depraved monster who will destroy countless lives" and "person who is on the right side even if they don't get it right all the time."
Amazingly, we keep failing these tests. Maybe we'll get it right this time.
Amazingly, we keep failing these tests. Maybe we'll get it right this time.
Dumbfucks everywhere you look
September 12, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Dumbfucks everywhere you look
Prison abolitionists remain unfathomable to me. Clearly they have never experienced even the shallowest end of the ocean of human depravity.
September 12, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Prison abolitionists remain unfathomable to me. Clearly they have never experienced even the shallowest end of the ocean of human depravity.
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Maga are morons😄
September 12, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Maga are morons😄
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Five years ago, on the 20th anniversary of 9/11, I wrote about how things could have gone if we'd reacted differently. We could have emerged better and stronger, with a newfound sense of empathy.
Instead, we vowed to Never Forget and here we are today: forever stuck in the anger stage of grief
Instead, we vowed to Never Forget and here we are today: forever stuck in the anger stage of grief
'Never Forget' Is Breaking America
I did two tours in Afghanistan after 9/11. The country I went to war for no longer exists
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September 11, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Five years ago, on the 20th anniversary of 9/11, I wrote about how things could have gone if we'd reacted differently. We could have emerged better and stronger, with a newfound sense of empathy.
Instead, we vowed to Never Forget and here we are today: forever stuck in the anger stage of grief
Instead, we vowed to Never Forget and here we are today: forever stuck in the anger stage of grief
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lucifer's realm, screenshot, apple II (1984) www.mobygames.com/game/64833/l...
September 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
lucifer's realm, screenshot, apple II (1984) www.mobygames.com/game/64833/l...
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Two men promised a $1.1 million 3D printer could fix this town’s housing crisis.
To this day, the one duplex it printed still isn’t finished. A $590,000 deposit for the printer was forfeited.
And the more reporter Molly Parker asked questions, the weirder things got: propub.li/4nlU1VD
To this day, the one duplex it printed still isn’t finished. A $590,000 deposit for the printer was forfeited.
And the more reporter Molly Parker asked questions, the weirder things got: propub.li/4nlU1VD
September 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Two men promised a $1.1 million 3D printer could fix this town’s housing crisis.
To this day, the one duplex it printed still isn’t finished. A $590,000 deposit for the printer was forfeited.
And the more reporter Molly Parker asked questions, the weirder things got: propub.li/4nlU1VD
To this day, the one duplex it printed still isn’t finished. A $590,000 deposit for the printer was forfeited.
And the more reporter Molly Parker asked questions, the weirder things got: propub.li/4nlU1VD
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I really need everybody to stop giving antivaxxers any respect or “benefit of the doubt” because if you say stuff like this you should feel bad and should feel unwelcome in human society
September 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I really need everybody to stop giving antivaxxers any respect or “benefit of the doubt” because if you say stuff like this you should feel bad and should feel unwelcome in human society