Charismatic Cult Leader of Ganske Kult
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Weekly Cult Fact: On this 29th day of August, Erebus Anomaly, the 29-toed Maine Coon from Wisconsin, has decided that Toby Henderson, the 28-toed domestic shorthair from Michigan, is yesterday's news.
August 29, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Weekly Cult Fact: On this 29th day of August, Erebus Anomaly, the 29-toed Maine Coon from Wisconsin, has decided that Toby Henderson, the 28-toed domestic shorthair from Michigan, is yesterday's news.
Weekly Cult Fact: The band Korn is neither sweet nor on a cob.
July 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Weekly Cult Fact: The band Korn is neither sweet nor on a cob.
Daily Cult Fact: On this Walpurgisnacht, let's celebrate the birth of Annie Dillard by ingesting Dr. Lee's Bilious Pills as we contemplate the existential virtues of finding one's inner child via yurt glamping in the desert.
April 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Daily Cult Fact: On this Walpurgisnacht, let's celebrate the birth of Annie Dillard by ingesting Dr. Lee's Bilious Pills as we contemplate the existential virtues of finding one's inner child via yurt glamping in the desert.
Daily Cult Fact: The original lyrics, 'Conjunction Junction, what's your malfunction?', were penned by Jimi Hendrix in early 1970, but Scholastic Rock, Inc. didn't see a future for it.
April 27, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Daily Cult Fact: The original lyrics, 'Conjunction Junction, what's your malfunction?', were penned by Jimi Hendrix in early 1970, but Scholastic Rock, Inc. didn't see a future for it.
Daily Cult Fact: On this National Nebraska Day, we celebrate Charismatic Cult Leader of Monowi — Elsie Eiler — who, insofar as we know, has abided by Nebraska statute 42-102.
April 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Daily Cult Fact: On this National Nebraska Day, we celebrate Charismatic Cult Leader of Monowi — Elsie Eiler — who, insofar as we know, has abided by Nebraska statute 42-102.
Daily Cult Fact: During late night snuggling, if you ask your S/O if they would still love you if you turned into a rubber mat or a tortoise and they say 'no' or 'I'd like you a lot' and don't understand why that hurts your feelings, get rid of them.
March 12, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Daily Cult Fact: During late night snuggling, if you ask your S/O if they would still love you if you turned into a rubber mat or a tortoise and they say 'no' or 'I'd like you a lot' and don't understand why that hurts your feelings, get rid of them.
Daily Cult Fact: In November, it's always slaughter, then sunset. It's always good to be feral.
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Daily Cult Fact: In November, it's always slaughter, then sunset. It's always good to be feral.
Daily Cult Fact: Participation in a controlled system persists even when consent becomes irrelevant. So one should stop gravitating toward the candy aisle.
January 25, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Daily Cult Fact: Participation in a controlled system persists even when consent becomes irrelevant. So one should stop gravitating toward the candy aisle.
Daily Cult Fact: If the system requires your exhaustion to function, your burnout is not a personal failure. It's a lack of commitment to Tae Bo.
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If the system requires your exhaustion to function, your burnout is not a personal failure. It's a lack of commitment to Tae Bo.
Daily Cult Fact: in 1989, the rogue member of ZZ Top was found in Burnt River using a giant magnifying glass to set fire to some kids on an ant hill.
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Daily Cult Fact: in 1989, the rogue member of ZZ Top was found in Burnt River using a giant magnifying glass to set fire to some kids on an ant hill.
Daily Cult Fact: On the 61st anniversary of CBS buying Fender on January 5th, 2026, Gibson friends will have to honor National Say Something Nice Day by admitting how beneficial the Swinger's parts were to farmers for use as fence post caps, gate latches, and chicken wire.
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Daily Cult Fact: On the 61st anniversary of CBS buying Fender on January 5th, 2026, Gibson friends will have to honor National Say Something Nice Day by admitting how beneficial the Swinger's parts were to farmers for use as fence post caps, gate latches, and chicken wire.
Daily Cult Fact: It's been announced that Gilette's Occam's Razor will be released to a test market in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania.
December 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Daily Cult Fact: It's been announced that Gilette's Occam's Razor will be released to a test market in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania.
Daily Cult Fact: If you do the Time Warp again, make sure you factor in Leap Year.
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If you do the Time Warp again, make sure you factor in Leap Year.
Monthly Cult Opinion: Who wore it better — Megan Thee Stallion at the Met Gala 2025 or the Yeti Crab circa 2015?
Photo Credit:
Megan Thee Stallion: Dia Dipasupil/Getty via People.com
Yeti Crab: Alexis Fifis via Wikimedia Commons
Photo Credit:
Megan Thee Stallion: Dia Dipasupil/Getty via People.com
Yeti Crab: Alexis Fifis via Wikimedia Commons
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Monthly Cult Opinion: Who wore it better — Megan Thee Stallion at the Met Gala 2025 or the Yeti Crab circa 2015?
Photo Credit:
Megan Thee Stallion: Dia Dipasupil/Getty via People.com
Yeti Crab: Alexis Fifis via Wikimedia Commons
Photo Credit:
Megan Thee Stallion: Dia Dipasupil/Getty via People.com
Yeti Crab: Alexis Fifis via Wikimedia Commons
Daily Cult Fact: A pretty cool cult meets the criteria for member naturalization in Singapore.
Apologies for the lapse in Daily Cult Facts. Even charismatic cult leaders are subject to the ills of the body.
Apologies for the lapse in Daily Cult Facts. Even charismatic cult leaders are subject to the ills of the body.
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Daily Cult Fact: A pretty cool cult meets the criteria for member naturalization in Singapore.
Apologies for the lapse in Daily Cult Facts. Even charismatic cult leaders are subject to the ills of the body.
Apologies for the lapse in Daily Cult Facts. Even charismatic cult leaders are subject to the ills of the body.
Daily Cult Fact: If you want something funny to happen on the way to the forum, bring XIX (XCV/C) denarii for the all new Tersorium Emporium— you'll be saying 'wow' every time!
October 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If you want something funny to happen on the way to the forum, bring XIX (XCV/C) denarii for the all new Tersorium Emporium— you'll be saying 'wow' every time!
Daily Cult Fact: If you want to be a lampshade, wait until you're middle-aged and your skin has 800+ chances.
October 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If you want to be a lampshade, wait until you're middle-aged and your skin has 800+ chances.
Daily Cult Fact: Only wear faux fur to Mel's Hole or you may be in the weeds with vet bills.
October 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Daily Cult Fact: Only wear faux fur to Mel's Hole or you may be in the weeds with vet bills.
Daily Cult Fact: When sitting under a white stork in Türkieye, consider unfreezing that lottery ticket you bought last July.
October 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Daily Cult Fact: When sitting under a white stork in Türkieye, consider unfreezing that lottery ticket you bought last July.
Daily Cult Fact: The litmus for a good prophet is a zeal for 'if at first you don't succeed, try, try again'.
October 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Daily Cult Fact: The litmus for a good prophet is a zeal for 'if at first you don't succeed, try, try again'.
Daily Cult Fact: If you missed National Pancake Day this year, you can always jet up to Eagle River, Wisconsin and see what's on their griddle.
October 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If you missed National Pancake Day this year, you can always jet up to Eagle River, Wisconsin and see what's on their griddle.
Daily Cult Fact: If you've forgotten your riding crop and tight trousers, you can always quote Byron and punch walls.
October 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Daily Cult Fact: If you've forgotten your riding crop and tight trousers, you can always quote Byron and punch walls.
Daily Cult Fact: Hot Topic's new line of Valens boots are appropriate attire for a day at the museum.
October 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Daily Cult Fact: Hot Topic's new line of Valens boots are appropriate attire for a day at the museum.
Daily Cult Fact: Goop has a nice birdie visor for all you Vrilerinnen out and about.
October 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Daily Cult Fact: Goop has a nice birdie visor for all you Vrilerinnen out and about.
Daily Cult Fact: Even Rasputin couldn’t talk his way past the Beard Tax.
October 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Daily Cult Fact: Even Rasputin couldn’t talk his way past the Beard Tax.