garagejohnson
garagejohnson.bsky.social
garagejohnson
@garagejohnson.bsky.social
So if you have asked the question that of course we have all asked ourselves for years. How long does it take to stretch the skin of a dead senator over a lizard person? Apparently 3 months.
September 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
WWDD What Would Dolly Do.
The double d’s are just a coincidence.
August 28, 2026 at 2:51 AM
July 17, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Is anyone else noticing the content creators visiting from other countries & their we love the U.S. videos have a very fascist dictator propaganda vibe to them? The wording is started to sound scripted & they can’t see the ICE ethnic cleansing & russian controlled government?
June 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
While you’re online whining about not finding your soulmate, he or she is at the dog shelter waiting for you to rescue the true love of your life.
February 20, 2026 at 10:12 PM
My heart really wants to move to Sacramento California. I use a handicapped cycle for exercise and anti-depression. I keep watching these bike trail videos in & around Sacramento. It is getting very dark and dangerous here in the midwest.
February 18, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Growing up my parents were the constant correctors. Not behavior, I mean they were know it alls. If you told my mother the sky was blue, she would say “well no, actually…” I’m still getting this from relationships. I can’t say anything without immediate your wrong.
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Don’t date someone you have nothing in common with. Or in my case, he pretended to have the same interest. I mention a truck I saw and he starts humming a fucking toon like he’s drowning me out. Things I enjoy talking about, I have to remind myself to shut up cause he doesn’t give a shit.
January 17, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Maybe don’t buy the flesh colored neck pillow
January 13, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Anyone else like their daddies on the thick side? Just found this for sale, help me paint it to look like a Little Debbie truck, then we’ll go out cruising in it
December 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Joined a facebook group for golf cart restoration. I’ve already blocked half the members for being maga crazy nut jobs. Guess liberals don’t own golf carts, except this one. You can identify them before seeing their profile because they just spew hate for no reason.
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I wish there was a way out. Don’t get involved with a narcissist. Stay in hell, be homeless or take my life? I’m disabled & I don’t know if there is a way out
October 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I have wanted to move to a different climate, a dryer climate for my health for many years. Now I must move for my mental health. I hate it here. I’ve been thinking about Sacramento because I love bike riding but I haven’t decided yet.
October 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I want to leave the U.S. so badly. I live in a blue state but unfortunately the county I live in, plus the red state immediately across the county line is so deep in the racist maga cult. The pure evil hate coming from these people. I have never been so far into depression and anxiety.
May 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
If you could make 1 last trip before your die, where would you go in the U.S.? I have already had 1 heart attack. Type 1 diabetic, my blood glucose has become uncontrollable with insulin. Incomplete spinal cord injury both lumbar & cervical. Major nerve damage & atrophy. 50 and never had a vacation
March 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I’m done. I have so much to do just to get close to a point I can relax. I don’t see myself getting there anymore. Someone today said remember when we were kids and dreamed of… I realized I could not remember anything I had dreamed of as a kid. Life truly does kill the dream.
March 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM