Garrett Sausen
@garrettsausen.bsky.social
West Virginian transplanted in Alaska for now and forevermore.
Apparently woke my wife up in the middle of the night yelling about the damn dogs raising our property taxes. She obviously was very confused and my response to her was look there is that damn Miska dog of ours raising our property taxes again right now!!
July 26, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Apparently woke my wife up in the middle of the night yelling about the damn dogs raising our property taxes. She obviously was very confused and my response to her was look there is that damn Miska dog of ours raising our property taxes again right now!!
Those mountains still call my name just as clear as day like when we were kids
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint, Appalachian raised
Deep in the holler where everything stays the same
Appalachian raised 💙💙💙💛💛💛
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint, Appalachian raised
Deep in the holler where everything stays the same
Appalachian raised 💙💙💙💛💛💛
May 24, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Those mountains still call my name just as clear as day like when we were kids
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint, Appalachian raised
Deep in the holler where everything stays the same
Appalachian raised 💙💙💙💛💛💛
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint, Appalachian raised
Deep in the holler where everything stays the same
Appalachian raised 💙💙💙💛💛💛
If I wake in West Virginia, I have won. 💙💛
May 13, 2026 at 6:58 AM
If I wake in West Virginia, I have won. 💙💛
I am but a simple minded man. I will NEVER understand how bombing and killing people will show anyone how bombing and killing people is wrong. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
April 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I am but a simple minded man. I will NEVER understand how bombing and killing people will show anyone how bombing and killing people is wrong. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Annual visit to the north terminal of the airport to see this beautiful work of art! #alaska #anchorage #fireweed
February 20, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Annual visit to the north terminal of the airport to see this beautiful work of art! #alaska #anchorage #fireweed
The only New Year’s resolution I have had and the only one I will ever have, pet more dogs.
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 AM
The only New Year’s resolution I have had and the only one I will ever have, pet more dogs.
Alaska: the very paradise of the poets, the abode of the blessed.
December 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Alaska: the very paradise of the poets, the abode of the blessed.
We've been chasing down the facts of life
It's so stupid when we do
'Cause we are what is longing to be known
Yes we are what is longing to be known
It's so stupid when we do
'Cause we are what is longing to be known
Yes we are what is longing to be known
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We've been chasing down the facts of life
It's so stupid when we do
'Cause we are what is longing to be known
Yes we are what is longing to be known
It's so stupid when we do
'Cause we are what is longing to be known
Yes we are what is longing to be known
I don’t understand the craze behind phone wallets. Why lose one when you can lose both at the same time?! 🤷♂️🤷♂️
October 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I don’t understand the craze behind phone wallets. Why lose one when you can lose both at the same time?! 🤷♂️🤷♂️
18,300 steps today and let me tell ya, my doggies are a barking.
October 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
18,300 steps today and let me tell ya, my doggies are a barking.
Moose count +3 today. 🫎 🫎 🫎
September 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Moose count +3 today. 🫎 🫎 🫎
August 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Shoulda been an email.
August 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Shoulda been an email.
Time for peace is after we bomb the shit out of you. Yea that makes sense.
June 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Time for peace is after we bomb the shit out of you. Yea that makes sense.
Normal egg and bless that chicken egg.
June 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Normal egg and bless that chicken egg.
Looking out my window and seeing green leaves on the trees makes me incredibly happy! 🪟 🍃 🌳
May 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Looking out my window and seeing green leaves on the trees makes me incredibly happy! 🪟 🍃 🌳
She pretends to be smart.
May 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
She pretends to be smart.
The alpenglow on the mountains right now is 🤌🤌🤌 🌄🌄🌄
May 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The alpenglow on the mountains right now is 🤌🤌🤌 🌄🌄🌄
Ira Glass was awesome!!! #npr #thisamericanlife
May 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Ira Glass was awesome!!! #npr #thisamericanlife
Reposted by Garrett Sausen
You can buy a whole lotta cheese in Wisconsin, but you can’t buy an election.
April 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
You can buy a whole lotta cheese in Wisconsin, but you can’t buy an election.
Fish on the line! ☀️🎣😎
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Fish on the line! ☀️🎣😎
The harmonica is a highly underrated and underutilized instrument.
March 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The harmonica is a highly underrated and underutilized instrument.
Omg I can’t stop laughing. He actually said he was saved by god so that he could make America great again lmao
March 5, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Omg I can’t stop laughing. He actually said he was saved by god so that he could make America great again lmao
Life is better without twitter.
February 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Life is better without twitter.