Gary Gets Up😎🇨🇦
@garygetsup.bsky.social
Father. Founder. Friend. Occasional comedian. Professional overthinker.
Everyday since 1975. Results may vary.
https://Xtra.bio/garygetsup
Everyday since 1975. Results may vary.
https://Xtra.bio/garygetsup
Yesterday I got my "I voted" sticker. I ate a piece of carrot cake as a reward.
Today I'm writing jokes. Mostly to lighten my own mood. I had a bad dream. I dreamt I had voted for the Conservatives.
#GetupAndVote
Today I'm writing jokes. Mostly to lighten my own mood. I had a bad dream. I dreamt I had voted for the Conservatives.
#GetupAndVote
October 18, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Yesterday I got my "I voted" sticker. I ate a piece of carrot cake as a reward.
Today I'm writing jokes. Mostly to lighten my own mood. I had a bad dream. I dreamt I had voted for the Conservatives.
#GetupAndVote
Today I'm writing jokes. Mostly to lighten my own mood. I had a bad dream. I dreamt I had voted for the Conservatives.
#GetupAndVote
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Katie was fired so fast the equation needs a rounding error.
October 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Katie was fired so fast the equation needs a rounding error.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure for tax purposes
In the spirit of the phrase "resident alien for tax purposes" and me thinking Resident Alien sounds like a movie, add "for tax purposes" to the end of a movie title:
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain For Tax Purposes
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain For Tax Purposes
In the spirit of the phrase "resident alien for tax purposes" and me thinking Resident Alien sounds like a movie, add "for tax purposes" to the end of a movie title
The Spy Who Loved Me For Tax Purposes
The Spy Who Loved Me For Tax Purposes
October 16, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure for tax purposes
Under Construction 🇨🇦
October 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Under Construction 🇨🇦
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Ruin a book by adding a word:
The Handmaid's Tall Tale
The Handmaid's Tall Tale
October 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Ruin a book by adding a word:
The Handmaid's Tall Tale
The Handmaid's Tall Tale
World Mental Health day ... you good 🌎? It's ok not to be ok (especially in crazy times) but don't believe you're alone.
Treat yourself with kindness
and ask for help if needed.
Pull my finger?
Treat yourself with kindness
and ask for help if needed.
Pull my finger?
October 10, 2026 at 11:15 PM
World Mental Health day ... you good 🌎? It's ok not to be ok (especially in crazy times) but don't believe you're alone.
Treat yourself with kindness
and ask for help if needed.
Pull my finger?
Treat yourself with kindness
and ask for help if needed.
Pull my finger?
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Happy Canadian Thankgiving!
October 10, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Happy Canadian Thankgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving long weekend in Canada!
May you enjoy it as much as
the squirrel enjoyed the apple.
It can't all be about the nuts.
May you enjoy it as much as
the squirrel enjoyed the apple.
It can't all be about the nuts.
October 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Happy Thanksgiving long weekend in Canada!
May you enjoy it as much as
the squirrel enjoyed the apple.
It can't all be about the nuts.
May you enjoy it as much as
the squirrel enjoyed the apple.
It can't all be about the nuts.
Get your exclusive MEGA merch!
October 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Get your exclusive MEGA merch!
hows about that red dye diesel eh???
Mad Max Guitar Guy's Desert Performance
ALT: Mad Max Guitar Guy's Desert Performance
static.klipy.com
October 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
hows about that red dye diesel eh???
Denier is such a mild word.
September 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Denier is such a mild word.
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In 1973, Phyllis Webstad, age 6, arrived at residential school in a new orange shirt her grandmother had bought her. To her, the shirt stood for belonging. It was taken away on her first day.
Today, in part, is about what was taken from children.
🪶 READ: orangeshirtday.org/about/phylli...
Today, in part, is about what was taken from children.
🪶 READ: orangeshirtday.org/about/phylli...
September 30, 2026 at 12:02 PM
In 1973, Phyllis Webstad, age 6, arrived at residential school in a new orange shirt her grandmother had bought her. To her, the shirt stood for belonging. It was taken away on her first day.
Today, in part, is about what was taken from children.
🪶 READ: orangeshirtday.org/about/phylli...
Today, in part, is about what was taken from children.
🪶 READ: orangeshirtday.org/about/phylli...
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Introducing NewCo! 🤬
Introducing NewCo! 🤬
Congrats to everyone (except those who want an independent thriving media scene in Canada).
www.youtube.com
September 27, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Introducing NewCo! 🤬
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It's Monday huh?
September 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
It's Monday huh?
It's Friday!
I had a McGriddle for breakfast.
Try to ruin my day.
Live Noon PST on TikTok
Stop by and say Hello 😘
I had a McGriddle for breakfast.
Try to ruin my day.
Live Noon PST on TikTok
Stop by and say Hello 😘
September 18, 2026 at 2:50 PM
It's Friday!
I had a McGriddle for breakfast.
Try to ruin my day.
Live Noon PST on TikTok
Stop by and say Hello 😘
I had a McGriddle for breakfast.
Try to ruin my day.
Live Noon PST on TikTok
Stop by and say Hello 😘
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The Canada Investment Summit showed the world who we are today: a country that is building, trading, and investing bigger than ever before.
A country boldly unleashing its enormous potential.
A country boldly unleashing its enormous potential.
September 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The Canada Investment Summit showed the world who we are today: a country that is building, trading, and investing bigger than ever before.
A country boldly unleashing its enormous potential.
A country boldly unleashing its enormous potential.
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Ed Sheeran's back up band has arrived.
September 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Ed Sheeran's back up band has arrived.
Republican voters in America seem to be fired up over the $5000
This should be interesting 🤔
This should be interesting 🤔
Vote like your life depends on it. Because it does.
“WE HAVE TO SHOVE ACCOUNTABILITY DOWN THEIR F***ING THROATS.” 🔥🔥
Katie Phang delivers a fiery sign-off on today’s episode of Sidebar with Katie Phang: “I don’t want any of you to ever think that we can’t get through this. But I want us to thrive, not just survive.”
Katie Phang delivers a fiery sign-off on today’s episode of Sidebar with Katie Phang: “I don’t want any of you to ever think that we can’t get through this. But I want us to thrive, not just survive.”
September 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Republican voters in America seem to be fired up over the $5000
This should be interesting 🤔
This should be interesting 🤔
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Protesters at the Irish Open.
shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland.
Thank you, Doonbeg!
shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland.
Thank you, Doonbeg!
September 13, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Protesters at the Irish Open.
shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland.
Thank you, Doonbeg!
shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland.
Thank you, Doonbeg!
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Canada will never forget.
September 11, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Canada will never forget.