Gary Whitta
@garywhitta.bsky.social
Writer. Rogue One, The Book of Eli, Star Wars Rebels, Batman, The Walking Dead, Gundog etc #COYS
It’s very important that I show you all the very first goal I scored in EA FC 27 - an absolute worldie!
My first goal in EA FC 27
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September 19, 2026 at 4:21 PM
It’s very important that I show you all the very first goal I scored in EA FC 27 - an absolute worldie!
ORBITALS coming in hot on my GOTY shortlist. The co-op gameplay is right up there with IT TAKES TWO and that Saturday morning anime aesthetic is just perfect.
Orbitals – Launch Trailer – Nintendo Switch 2
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September 19, 2026 at 3:17 PM
ORBITALS coming in hot on my GOTY shortlist. The co-op gameplay is right up there with IT TAKES TWO and that Saturday morning anime aesthetic is just perfect.
correction - in Japan
The Nintendo GameCube launched In the US 25 years ago this week.
September 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
correction - in Japan
The Nintendo GameCube launched In the US 25 years ago this week.
September 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
The Nintendo GameCube launched In the US 25 years ago this week.
any corned beef fans out there?
September 18, 2026 at 5:07 AM
any corned beef fans out there?
My YouTube algorithm has turned against me
September 18, 2026 at 3:23 AM
My YouTube algorithm has turned against me
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Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
September 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
David Ellison is moving one of the most storied studios in the history of Hollywood out of California because he is a pissy little bitch. Just another reason why I will never work for this nepo baby fuck.
Paramount To Leave California Amid Antitrust Battle & Stalled Warner Bros Merger
Leaks out of David Ellison's inner circle said the CEO wold take his Paramount ball & leave California if state AGs didn't back off on their antitrust suit
deadline.com
September 16, 2026 at 9:32 PM
David Ellison is moving one of the most storied studios in the history of Hollywood out of California because he is a pissy little bitch. Just another reason why I will never work for this nepo baby fuck.
The Ellisons are moving one of the more storied studios in the history of Hollywood because they are pissy little bitches. Just another reason why I will never work for these fucks.
Paramount To Leave California Amid Antitrust Battle & Stalled Warner Bros Merger
Leaks out of David Ellison's inner circle said the CEO wold take his Paramount ball & leave California if state AGs didn't back off on their antitrust suit
deadline.com
September 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The Ellisons are moving one of the more storied studios in the history of Hollywood because they are pissy little bitches. Just another reason why I will never work for these fucks.
Just got a “this is excellent, no real notes” email from the director of a film I’m writing. Nice way to start the week!
September 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Just got a “this is excellent, no real notes” email from the director of a film I’m writing. Nice way to start the week!
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It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
September 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
I might be looking for a WoW Forever guild. Alliance only. Who’s forming up?
September 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I might be looking for a WoW Forever guild. Alliance only. Who’s forming up?
The AI bros saying they need to slow down because AI is too good feels a bit like the car dealer who tells the customer “I think this might be too much car for you, sir.”
September 13, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The AI bros saying they need to slow down because AI is too good feels a bit like the car dealer who tells the customer “I think this might be too much car for you, sir.”
Onimusha might be the most badass swordfighting game I’ve ever played. Everything about it is just cool af, the combat absolutely rocks.
September 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Onimusha might be the most badass swordfighting game I’ve ever played. Everything about it is just cool af, the combat absolutely rocks.
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Same. I only found out I was eligible to donate blood over here a year or so ago. If you've been refused in the past, it's definitely worth checking again. Your donation could save a life 🎈
For many years I wasn’t allowed to donate blood in the US because I’m from the UK (mad cow disease) but apparently that’s no longer a thing so here I am.
September 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Same. I only found out I was eligible to donate blood over here a year or so ago. If you've been refused in the past, it's definitely worth checking again. Your donation could save a life 🎈
What would be on the Mount Rushmore of memes?
September 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
What would be on the Mount Rushmore of memes?
For many years I wasn’t allowed to donate blood in the US because I’m from the UK (mad cow disease) but apparently that’s no longer a thing so here I am.
September 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
For many years I wasn’t allowed to donate blood in the US because I’m from the UK (mad cow disease) but apparently that’s no longer a thing so here I am.
I gave Meta's AI assistant Muse a few simple tasks to test it out, the kind of things it's advertised as being able to do, and it failed at almost all of it, ended up costing me much more time than it would have saved. It is very good at apologizing for not being able to do things though.
September 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I gave Meta's AI assistant Muse a few simple tasks to test it out, the kind of things it's advertised as being able to do, and it failed at almost all of it, ended up costing me much more time than it would have saved. It is very good at apologizing for not being able to do things though.
So what do we think about Anthropic’s past and current safety experts admitting there is a greater than 10% chance that AI destroys humanity within the next decade and they have no way to mitigate that
September 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
So what do we think about Anthropic’s past and current safety experts admitting there is a greater than 10% chance that AI destroys humanity within the next decade and they have no way to mitigate that
Some big ones still to come but what’s your current prediction/pick for Game of the Year?
September 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Some big ones still to come but what’s your current prediction/pick for Game of the Year?
Looking for an old email and came across this one from 2023 asking if I wanted to pitch for the Harry Potter show.
Live your values.
Live your values.
September 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Looking for an old email and came across this one from 2023 asking if I wanted to pitch for the Harry Potter show.
Live your values.
Live your values.
Had a blast playing the new HALLOWEEN game with friends last night. Seems like a fun take on the traditional DEAD BY DAYLIGHT formula and they nailed the 70s vibes.
September 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Had a blast playing the new HALLOWEEN game with friends last night. Seems like a fun take on the traditional DEAD BY DAYLIGHT formula and they nailed the 70s vibes.
Oooh when you go to the strip club in GTA6 on PS5 you should be able to make it rain with the touchpad
September 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Oooh when you go to the strip club in GTA6 on PS5 you should be able to make it rain with the touchpad
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If you had told me at the start of the year that my two most anticipated films of 2026 would be Street Fighter and Resident Evil I most likely would not have believed you.
September 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
If you had told me at the start of the year that my two most anticipated films of 2026 would be Street Fighter and Resident Evil I most likely would not have believed you.