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Quantitative Trader::Futures/Options | Films/SciFi | 🍕 | Life - not necessarily in that order. China policy observer. Nerdy but some people say I’m pretty handsome. Ok, no one really said that.

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Tokenmaxxing vs. Tokenefficiency
July 26, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Even though the Strait of Hormuz is at a standstill once again, the world has adapted, and even though oil is trading at low to mid 70’s it’s nowhere near the recent ‘shock-highs’. Iran and Russia are finding out the hard way that their commodity as a bargaining chip is becoming obsolete.
July 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
The Knicks win the championship 🏆 - I’ll believe anything now.
June 14, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Geena Davis still looks AMAZING!
#TheBoroughs #Netflix
June 7, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Freeport McMoRan #$FCX looks like it really wants to break out 📈📉
#copper
June 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Bari Weiss is single-handedly destroying an institution.
#ScottPelley #CBS #CBSnews #60Minutes
June 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Conan O’Brien’s Harvard commencement speech was a masterclass in bridging divides with comedy.
May 30, 2026 at 3:31 PM
The projections on the ramp rate for Anthropic is absolutely mind boggling. The most anticipated ipo at this point is SpaceX—and Anthropic will absolutely dwarf it once it decides to go public.
May 16, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Most people don’t know that current backwardation in the spot vs futures oil markets is massive. Ex, the most watched number is Brent at about $110/bbl. But if you want it NOW, good luck finding it at less than $140.
May 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Bring back the 80s!!
April 22, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Which was worse the last two months: Trump’s presidency or the New York Mets?
April 22, 2026 at 6:24 AM
As if anything makes sense in this world I give you this: Avis stock
#$CAR
April 21, 2026 at 11:59 PM
What an amazing performance by Rory McIlroy at the Masters
#golf #TheMasters #PGA
April 13, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Project Hail Mary—never have I cheered so much for a rock. Yes, the movie is AMAZING!
#ProjectHailMary
April 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Godspeed, Artemis!
April 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Fill up your cars—oil futures gapping up huge at Sunday open. And if you have an EV, just sit back and relax.
March 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Netflix is the real winner in dropping out of the bidding for Warner Brothers. Paramount is greatly overpaying for an asset and studio system that has no relevance in tomorrow’s AI dominated world. #$NFLX #$WBD #$PSKY
February 27, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I don’t know why retail and institutions are trying to find the bottom in SaaS. It’s a losing proposition. AI is going to decimate software. 📈📉 #AI #SaaS #$IGV
February 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
We are living in different times. I'm no spring chicken anymore (Gen X, top level) but never in my lifetime thus far have I seen and experienced everything around me move at such a rapid clip. Keep up or you're going to be left in the dust.
substack.com/@peterdiaman...
Peter H. Diamandis (@peterdiamandis)
We are living through the most rapid evolution in history. If you feel tired, that's OK. You're trying to process exponential change with a linear brain.
substack.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Kopi Kenangan > Luckin Coffee
February 6, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I’m happy to just sit on the sidelines and observe others run Clawdbot/Moltbot or whatever people are calling it 🍿
February 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Next week will be a crucial test for the markets. All of a sudden, we could see ourselves testing the April 2025 lows—something that most people never thought could happen.
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Alex Honnold > Logan/Jake Paul
Please #Netflix, more people like Alex
January 25, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Affirm to offer Buy Now Pay Later on rent payments? This isn’t going to end well. #AFRM #BNPL
January 20, 2026 at 4:24 PM