Bottoms up, Socrates
@gawalz.bsky.social
Profile pic from Library of Congress ceiling.
No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.
Will take your black licorice.
🇫🇮
No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.
Will take your black licorice.
🇫🇮
Pinned
Winter is not a season. It's an occupation.
-Sinclair Lewis
-Sinclair Lewis
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BARTENDER: another round
JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks
BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar*
LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks
BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar*
LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
October 7, 2026 at 1:33 AM
BARTENDER: another round
JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks
BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar*
LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks
BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar*
LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
It's stucco painting season, MFers. God, what a perfectionist nightmare. I can see every tiny spot the roller missed!
October 5, 2026 at 5:39 PM
It's stucco painting season, MFers. God, what a perfectionist nightmare. I can see every tiny spot the roller missed!
What the fuck was that Iron Man picture during Bill/Patriots?
October 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
What the fuck was that Iron Man picture during Bill/Patriots?
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something really special at IHTOV today. author and U2 biographer @bradleymorgan.bsky.social has compiled U2's top 50 songs. it's extensive, and detailed and a great read. calling all U2 fans and fans of good writing ihavethatonvinyl.com/essays/like-...
Like a Song I Have to Sing: 50 Years of U2 in 50 Songs and One Fan’s Musical Journey
For five decades, U2 has endured not just as a rock and roll band, but as a singular force that has shaped and defined popular culture through their unique and evolving styles, creating a musical blue...
ihavethatonvinyl.com
September 30, 2026 at 11:19 AM
something really special at IHTOV today. author and U2 biographer @bradleymorgan.bsky.social has compiled U2's top 50 songs. it's extensive, and detailed and a great read. calling all U2 fans and fans of good writing ihavethatonvinyl.com/essays/like-...
Sauk Centre bay-bee!
I knew it when I saw was the blurb about drunk driver blowing through the intersection by a cemetery. Just a feeling about my hometown.
I knew it when I saw was the blurb about drunk driver blowing through the intersection by a cemetery. Just a feeling about my hometown.
This was the scene in Stearns County after a suspected drunk driver blew through a three-way intersection and drove through a cemetery.
More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/suspected-drunk-driver-causes-roughly-50k-in-damage-to-stearns-county-cemetery
More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/suspected-drunk-driver-causes-roughly-50k-in-damage-to-stearns-county-cemetery
September 28, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Sauk Centre bay-bee!
I knew it when I saw was the blurb about drunk driver blowing through the intersection by a cemetery. Just a feeling about my hometown.
I knew it when I saw was the blurb about drunk driver blowing through the intersection by a cemetery. Just a feeling about my hometown.
The only way to travel to Chicago
Over 500K passengers have boarded Amtrak’s Borealis line between St. Paul, Chicago
More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/over-500k-passengers-have-boarded-amtraks-borealis-line-between-st-paul-chicago
More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/over-500k-passengers-have-boarded-amtraks-borealis-line-between-st-paul-chicago
September 28, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The only way to travel to Chicago
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And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their fucking manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their fucking manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
September 28, 2026 at 1:04 AM
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their fucking manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their fucking manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
OMG Eric Wilson
September 27, 2026 at 10:48 PM
OMG Eric Wilson
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We are excited to welcome you onboard the extension of the METRO Green Line beginning June 12, 2027!
To learn more visit www.metrotransit.org/green-line
To learn more visit www.metrotransit.org/green-line
September 26, 2026 at 4:16 PM
We are excited to welcome you onboard the extension of the METRO Green Line beginning June 12, 2027!
To learn more visit www.metrotransit.org/green-line
To learn more visit www.metrotransit.org/green-line
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Win these mittens!
To enter you can do any of these
1. Donate any amount to any candidate named on @yallvote. Every $5 donated is an entry
2. Participate in any get out the vote or voter registration effort. Every event is 20 entries.
To enter you can do any of these
1. Donate any amount to any candidate named on @yallvote. Every $5 donated is an entry
2. Participate in any get out the vote or voter registration effort. Every event is 20 entries.
September 26, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Win these mittens!
To enter you can do any of these
1. Donate any amount to any candidate named on @yallvote. Every $5 donated is an entry
2. Participate in any get out the vote or voter registration effort. Every event is 20 entries.
To enter you can do any of these
1. Donate any amount to any candidate named on @yallvote. Every $5 donated is an entry
2. Participate in any get out the vote or voter registration effort. Every event is 20 entries.
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it looks like a frackin cylon
they made the semi's headlight go all the way across, because the boss definitely didn't need them to make it look more like the Cybertruck
September 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
it looks like a frackin cylon
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I will host any of your charity streams for free if you’re willing to put up with me
September 22, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I will host any of your charity streams for free if you’re willing to put up with me
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The Bears had one shot with a second left, Dallas Turner sacks Tyson Bagent to end it
September 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The Bears had one shot with a second left, Dallas Turner sacks Tyson Bagent to end it
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[NFL] Dallas Turner walkoff sack for the Vikings! twitter.com/NFL/status/2...
September 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
[NFL] Dallas Turner walkoff sack for the Vikings! twitter.com/NFL/status/2...
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Billy Beer from Cold Spring? Slam dunk winner
September 20, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Billy Beer from Cold Spring? Slam dunk winner
I went to Resident Evil today. I know close to Jack about the lore, but it was very good.
September 19, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I went to Resident Evil today. I know close to Jack about the lore, but it was very good.
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Anthrax - The Edge Of Perfection (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Anthrax
music.youtube.com
September 19, 2026 at 1:46 PM
The sound off that bat was perfection
Walker Jenkins' first career homer vs. an actual pitcher is a game-tying two-run shot off a 101 mph fastball with two outs in the ninth inning.
Jenkins has three hits tonight after totaling four hits in his first 16 games.
Jenkins has three hits tonight after totaling four hits in his first 16 games.
September 18, 2026 at 10:48 AM
The sound off that bat was perfection
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I keep wanting to say I “re-acquired” the show but that’s not true. I thought it up, I led it and hosted it. But my employer owned it.
Now I own it. Now it’s mine.
Now I own it. Now it’s mine.
September 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I keep wanting to say I “re-acquired” the show but that’s not true. I thought it up, I led it and hosted it. But my employer owned it.
Now I own it. Now it’s mine.
Now I own it. Now it’s mine.
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what the FUCK do you mean "Brent Burns is hot now". that's not fair. that shouldn't be real.
September 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
what the FUCK do you mean "Brent Burns is hot now". that's not fair. that shouldn't be real.
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A Twitter post from Aug. 13. Ain’t nothing has changed since then. In fact, things are worse now — details soon.
September 15, 2026 at 4:19 AM
A Twitter post from Aug. 13. Ain’t nothing has changed since then. In fact, things are worse now — details soon.