Hemlock
@gaypnw.bsky.social
Video games, reading, Marvel, hiking, rugby. Gay 🏳️🌈 he/him
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📍Portland, Oregon.
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https://twitch.tv/puphemlock
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Been watching Evryone Loves Raymond and god I’m glad sitcoms moved away from revolving around the entire plot of “I hate my spouse”
October 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Been watching Evryone Loves Raymond and god I’m glad sitcoms moved away from revolving around the entire plot of “I hate my spouse”
Every time I rewatch Agatha All Along I’m like “does Disney know they made something this gay??”
October 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Every time I rewatch Agatha All Along I’m like “does Disney know they made something this gay??”
“AI influencer” is my final “oh THIS is the bad place” moment
October 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
“AI influencer” is my final “oh THIS is the bad place” moment
Carly Rae Jepsen tickets acquired 😎
October 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Carly Rae Jepsen tickets acquired 😎
Accidentally have the kids at work singing “hoa hoa hoa”
October 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Accidentally have the kids at work singing “hoa hoa hoa”
Fuck lab corp, all my homies hate lab corp
October 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Fuck lab corp, all my homies hate lab corp
My unpopular book opinion is that, more often than not, anything more than 600 pages is just unnecessary
October 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
My unpopular book opinion is that, more often than not, anything more than 600 pages is just unnecessary
It’s 85 degrees today so I feel vindicated
Idk why but this Fall is feeling very Spring-y to me
October 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
It’s 85 degrees today so I feel vindicated
Category is: criminally underrated television show
October 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Category is: criminally underrated television show
Idk why but this Fall is feeling very Spring-y to me
October 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Idk why but this Fall is feeling very Spring-y to me
Sooo I’m gonna need a Control 3 or DLC immediately
October 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Sooo I’m gonna need a Control 3 or DLC immediately
No because like who is actually out here buying these products that are advertised fully with ai??
September 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
No because like who is actually out here buying these products that are advertised fully with ai??
lol remember when people were spending ungodly amount of nfts thinking it was some kind of investment lol
September 30, 2026 at 1:57 AM
lol remember when people were spending ungodly amount of nfts thinking it was some kind of investment lol
Ngl I was a little underwhelmed with the level designs in Control Resonant but then I got to the sinkhole 👀
September 28, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Ngl I was a little underwhelmed with the level designs in Control Resonant but then I got to the sinkhole 👀
Being an X-men fan is accepting that you’ll never understand the xorn/zorn/magneto mess
September 28, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Being an X-men fan is accepting that you’ll never understand the xorn/zorn/magneto mess
Good night from me and my suspiciously cleat-shapped bruise
September 28, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Good night from me and my suspiciously cleat-shapped bruise
I’m so sorry to anyone who works on video games and job it is to make the “find the location in this photograph” quests because I’m looking up the answer every single time
September 26, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I’m so sorry to anyone who works on video games and job it is to make the “find the location in this photograph” quests because I’m looking up the answer every single time
I honestly don’t care what the haters have to say about me. Which is why I am releasing my 23rd song about how much I don’t care about it just to make sure everyone knows that I don’t care.
September 26, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I honestly don’t care what the haters have to say about me. Which is why I am releasing my 23rd song about how much I don’t care about it just to make sure everyone knows that I don’t care.
Maybe it’s just my adhd talking but I hate a long ass chapter!!
September 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Maybe it’s just my adhd talking but I hate a long ass chapter!!
And after the montage of a character asking chatgbt about the last supper I’m not convinced they didn’t use ai to write this god awful script
Look I was really hoping I’d like this season of American Horror Story but this lowkey feels like a parody of itself
September 25, 2026 at 5:49 PM
And after the montage of a character asking chatgbt about the last supper I’m not convinced they didn’t use ai to write this god awful script
Look I was really hoping I’d like this season of American Horror Story but this lowkey feels like a parody of itself
September 25, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Look I was really hoping I’d like this season of American Horror Story but this lowkey feels like a parody of itself
Reaching dangerous levels of Christian Girl Autumn
September 22, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Reaching dangerous levels of Christian Girl Autumn
Say what you will about Ryan Murphy, and god knows there’s a lot to say, but making the antichrist be a mean twink was a stroke of genius
September 20, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Say what you will about Ryan Murphy, and god knows there’s a lot to say, but making the antichrist be a mean twink was a stroke of genius
I was not prepared for witchy Lee pace 🥵
September 20, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I was not prepared for witchy Lee pace 🥵