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jesus christ that’s jason bourne
April 3, 2026 at 10:31 AM
@gruber.foo re: updates in the App Store being an extra click away - finally a good use for the Home Screen icon long press menu
March 25, 2026 at 12:04 PM
please stop emailing me
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
@ultrabrilliant.xyz Hey Andy, just popping in to let you know I’ve not got round to taking an artfully staged photo of my copy of One More Win yet. Will sort it when I can, cheers pal.
August 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
heck
July 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
@myke.social 🤔🤔
June 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Check it out y’all
May 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
@edzitron.com been thinking a lot about "chosen by god. perfected by science" again
April 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
such a relief when a friend comes out as a subterranean moleman and you can finally see them be themselves without shame
February 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I don't think scissor lifts should be able to go this high. That seems too high.
February 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
i have to take my mum out to dinner for her birthday tonight, which means i will not get to go on the computer
January 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Bird week
January 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
not enough Posts today
January 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
He's also a considerate lover
I'm an artist btw
January 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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it's a beautiful day to wake up and fry an egg
January 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
So you’re telling me this new year is happy? And you’re certain?
January 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Big dogs
December 19, 2024 at 4:16 PM
I’ve hit the big time, lads
December 17, 2024 at 12:06 PM
poisoned by my enemies again
December 16, 2024 at 9:26 AM
she’s normal
December 14, 2024 at 6:16 AM
i texted my wife, who is working from home today, to ask her to put some beers in the fridge because i want to "slam some cans" when i get home. she has not responded.
December 13, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
look who it is
November 27, 2024 at 8:59 PM