Gaz
@gazchap.com
Software engineer (WordPress and Laravel), transport nerd, motorsport fan and wannabe comedian.
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Blog: https://gazchap.com
WP Plugins: https://profiles.wordpress.org/gazchap/#content-plugins
At last, my time has come.
September 29, 2026 at 6:17 AM
At last, my time has come.
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The greatest game on any system, of all time, is Chaos on the Sinclair ZX Spectrum.
That's just scientific fact.
And tonight, I've released a web-browser-based editor for it.
Phew.
That's just scientific fact.
And tonight, I've released a web-browser-based editor for it.
Phew.
September 27, 2026 at 10:32 PM
The greatest game on any system, of all time, is Chaos on the Sinclair ZX Spectrum.
That's just scientific fact.
And tonight, I've released a web-browser-based editor for it.
Phew.
That's just scientific fact.
And tonight, I've released a web-browser-based editor for it.
Phew.
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The older I get, the more I realize I really don’t need much to be happy as an introvert. Just give me a quiet day at home with no plans and nowhere to be
September 27, 2026 at 8:17 PM
The older I get, the more I realize I really don’t need much to be happy as an introvert. Just give me a quiet day at home with no plans and nowhere to be
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Did someone say Silverstone BTCC? #btcc
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September 27, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Did someone say Silverstone BTCC? #btcc
Browse our British Touring Car Championship designs: tinyurl.com/DPADshop
Browse our British Touring Car Championship designs: tinyurl.com/DPADshop
Well, boooo. Went to the Meadow again earlier for the #ShrewsburyTownFC match, and when we went into the lead at 90+2 I thought "Huh, I have a 100% win rate for my attendance 😂"
Stupid 90+5 Colchester goal.
Stupid 90+5 Colchester goal.
September 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Well, boooo. Went to the Meadow again earlier for the #ShrewsburyTownFC match, and when we went into the lead at 90+2 I thought "Huh, I have a 100% win rate for my attendance 😂"
Stupid 90+5 Colchester goal.
Stupid 90+5 Colchester goal.
What the *fuck* is it with MBS and touching the hair of the young drivers. He does it to *all* of them.
Somebody check his fucking hard drive.
Somebody check his fucking hard drive.
September 26, 2026 at 12:48 PM
What the *fuck* is it with MBS and touching the hair of the young drivers. He does it to *all* of them.
Somebody check his fucking hard drive.
Somebody check his fucking hard drive.
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I'm thinking of getting mum a little air fryer, something simple, with easy controls. We moan a lot about tech these days, but some is still genuinely great.
For instance, this one has specific settings for fries, steak, water fleas, chicken, fish, nuclear armageddon and cupcakes.
For instance, this one has specific settings for fries, steak, water fleas, chicken, fish, nuclear armageddon and cupcakes.
September 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I'm thinking of getting mum a little air fryer, something simple, with easy controls. We moan a lot about tech these days, but some is still genuinely great.
For instance, this one has specific settings for fries, steak, water fleas, chicken, fish, nuclear armageddon and cupcakes.
For instance, this one has specific settings for fries, steak, water fleas, chicken, fish, nuclear armageddon and cupcakes.
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A reminder that we can all be delighted that a fash has been put on remand without making prison rape jokes.
September 25, 2026 at 12:36 PM
A reminder that we can all be delighted that a fash has been put on remand without making prison rape jokes.
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“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
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September 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
Well, I fucking love being woken up at a stupid hour of the morning by the smoke alarm upstairs suddenly going off for no fucking reason.
Hnnnnngh.
Hnnnnngh.
September 25, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Well, I fucking love being woken up at a stupid hour of the morning by the smoke alarm upstairs suddenly going off for no fucking reason.
Hnnnnngh.
Hnnnnngh.
Exercise 9 (turning) done and dusted. Obviously have turned *before* but this formalised the procedures and made sure I was aware of elements like balancing with the rudder, maintaining vertical speed etc.
Next is slow flying and stalls... 😬
Next is slow flying and stalls... 😬
September 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Exercise 9 (turning) done and dusted. Obviously have turned *before* but this formalised the procedures and made sure I was aware of elements like balancing with the rudder, maintaining vertical speed etc.
Next is slow flying and stalls... 😬
Next is slow flying and stalls... 😬
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#TBT to this from 2012 in honour of Michael Gove starring as an invasion-battling leader in Sky's new show The Wargame. If you don't know what or who this comic is about... just count yourself lucky and scroll on, no worries.
![[Opening scene is WESTMINSTER, LONDON. Over Downing Street a huge ALIEN SPACECRAFT hovers, silent, still, filling the whole sky a la Independence Day].
[Cut to INSIDE 10 DOWNING STREET. The (then) prime Minister DAVID CAMERON is looking out of his office window at the ship.]
VOICE FROM OFF-SCENE, BEHIND CAMERON:
Prime Minister…
CAMERON [addressing the person behind him, still keeping his eyes fixed ahead in dread at the spaceship]:
Yes?
[We see the speaker is MICHAEL GOVE, then Education Secretary]:
GOVE:
Let me do it.
CAMERON:
For God's sake, Michael, you're the Education Secretary! You've never flown a fighter plane in your life!
GOVE:
But I know I could do it, David. I could fly a fighter plane into the big space- ship...
...and shoot all the aliens.
CAMERON:
But you have no military training!
GOVE:
David
I haven't told you this, but...
I used to be a journalist. For The Times.
[Cameron reacts, turning to look at Gove with awe and respect, as if only now truly seeing him for the first time].
GOVE:
I wrote two articles about planes, David.
I've got strong opinions about aliens.
I know I can do this job.
[Cut to a title card panel]:
AND SO:
[Then cut again to Cameron on the roof of Number 10, watching a Michael Gove pilot a fighter jet up towards the spacecraft, and then completely miss it, careering towards Earth, as Cameron buries his face in his hands].
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreictdw36myuavccr5oqqgsfb2jzkicnjrxhcexhned7ux7ws6oq5ny)
September 24, 2026 at 10:17 AM
#TBT to this from 2012 in honour of Michael Gove starring as an invasion-battling leader in Sky's new show The Wargame. If you don't know what or who this comic is about... just count yourself lucky and scroll on, no worries.
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These days you can't even livestream yourself doing massive knife crimes without them eventually arresting you days later and throwing you in gaol. These days.
September 24, 2026 at 8:29 AM
These days you can't even livestream yourself doing massive knife crimes without them eventually arresting you days later and throwing you in gaol. These days.
Well, today's "today I learned" is that one of the characters (played by Harry Shearer) in This Is Spinal Tap wears a Shrewsbury Town football shirt while going through an airport metal detector with a foil-wrapped cucumber stuffed down his trousers.
September 24, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Well, today's "today I learned" is that one of the characters (played by Harry Shearer) in This Is Spinal Tap wears a Shrewsbury Town football shirt while going through an airport metal detector with a foil-wrapped cucumber stuffed down his trousers.
Just came across this in my archive of old Instagram stuff. April 2016, I was apparently fed up.
September 23, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Just came across this in my archive of old Instagram stuff. April 2016, I was apparently fed up.
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Also, not at all concerning response from me Googling to check that I'd remembered the correct phrase:
September 23, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Also, not at all concerning response from me Googling to check that I'd remembered the correct phrase:
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The original concept for Bullfrog's Syndicate box art - wish it had been used somewhere in its final form.
#amiga #retrogaming #artsky #art #conceptart
#amiga #retrogaming #artsky #art #conceptart
September 21, 2026 at 12:10 PM
The original concept for Bullfrog's Syndicate box art - wish it had been used somewhere in its final form.
#amiga #retrogaming #artsky #art #conceptart
#amiga #retrogaming #artsky #art #conceptart
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Bond Villain Sharks.
December 17, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Bond Villain Sharks.
You *must* wear a colourful tie, otherwise they might think the photo isn’t in full colour.
Madness.
Madness.
September 23, 2026 at 6:53 AM
You *must* wear a colourful tie, otherwise they might think the photo isn’t in full colour.
Madness.
Madness.
Ripley wasn’t sure what the noise was when I turned in the aircon.
Turning on aircon… in nearly October. Madness.
Turning on aircon… in nearly October. Madness.
September 22, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Ripley wasn’t sure what the noise was when I turned in the aircon.
Turning on aircon… in nearly October. Madness.
Turning on aircon… in nearly October. Madness.
I really wish I'd invested money in AMD and NVIDIA back in the mid 2000s.
If I had, I might be able to afford some fucking RAM.
If I had, I might be able to afford some fucking RAM.
September 22, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I really wish I'd invested money in AMD and NVIDIA back in the mid 2000s.
If I had, I might be able to afford some fucking RAM.
If I had, I might be able to afford some fucking RAM.
Doing a bit of the old colonising?
September 22, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Doing a bit of the old colonising?