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Geek Grammy
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Elder GenX geek grandma, US Navy veteran, tech nerd. AuDHD. Disabled. Retired. Owned by an amazing Service Dog named Cooper and his junior partner Finnegan.

Butlerian Jihad NOW

She/her/Grammy
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I'm posting my dogs here because I talk about them a lot.

Pixel: 14 year old Border Collie. Retired service dog

Cooper: 6 year old Goldendoodle. Service dog

Flint: 4-year-old Border Collie. Husband's buddy.

Finnegan: 10 month old Standard Poodle. Service dog candidate.
Oh look, we have our very own Ministry of Truth!
Totally normal and not at all fascist thing to say, Mr. Airbnb @donmoyn.bsky.social
September 29, 2026 at 6:07 PM
This isn't concerning at all. Nope. Perfectly normal.
September 29, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Ah, yes, the steel mines transporting raw steel to be melted in his shiny new $15 Billon steel factory.

Just like his $10 Billion Foxconn factory. It'll be great.
September 28, 2026 at 8:55 PM
With all of the discussion about bubbles lately, I thought I would show people where the term "living in a bubble" came from.

Yes, that IS an incredibly young John Travolta.
free movie - the boy in the plastic bubble (1976)
YouTube video by Drama Coded
www.youtube.com
September 28, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I have never related to anything so much in my life.
September 27, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Seriously, are you so addicted to your phone that you can't be away from it for the 15 minutes you're showering?
September 26, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Think about what the world would be like if all politicians were like this.
DoorDash has ripped off more than 260,000 NYC delivery workers. We’re making them pay $131.5 million — the largest worker settlement in City history.

This is New York, where hard work pays and greed will cost you.
September 26, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Oops.

(clip from my very first livestream)
September 25, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I think I'm just about ready. 😁

Now we'll see how many people want to watch an old woman playing world of warcraft.
September 24, 2026 at 2:34 AM
@floregonian.com this puppy is getting very big.

He’s 11 months old today and he weighs about 70 pounds. Super sweet but still a chaos monkey. He’s starting to grow up though.
September 23, 2026 at 5:46 AM
I am getting ready to set up a twitch stream - squirrel brain Grammy wandering around in World of Warcraft looking for the next shiny thing.

Somehow I got trapped by theming and I’m having fun doing that. It has eaten my life for the past two days.
September 22, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Every single time.

@support.bsky.team this happens every time I open the webpage or the app. How can I make it stop? I'm not interested in group chat. At all.

(more info in alt text)
September 17, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Oh well that changes everything.
September 15, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Every day you learn something new.

I'm glad she shared this, and I'm also impressed that she could run and talk AND hold the camera up. I would literally die. In the correct sense of the word literally.

Seriously, watch this.
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA.

Learned a lot, watching this.
September 15, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I’m tired of being asked if I want to start a group chat every time I open this app.
September 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
"It's not a WAR, we're just BOMBING them. If it was a WAR we'd be shooting them!"
Blanche: "Secretary Hegseth is doing a phenomenal job. The secretary of war doesn't just go off and do things. He follows the law ... you called it a 'war.' I disagree with that characterization."
September 15, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Sure, no problem, let's just sink oil tankers. No big deal. Hopefully the crews got off the tankers before they got blown up.

Also, does anyone care about massive oil spills? Because this is how you get massive oil spills.
US strikes five Iranian oil tankers, as Iran attacks 10 ships, Jordan base
US military says it struck the five Iranian tankers after the IRGC targeted a US warship twice in two days.
www.aljazeera.com
September 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Inflation is going down even though it's going up, no worries.
Hassett: “Inflation is clearly decelerating even with this slight uptick” 🙃
September 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Cooper in bed, using his Snuggle Puppy as a pillow. He’s had that thing since he was a baby and he loves it so much.
September 12, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Very good point.
"Just saying there’s a pattern." ~ Slyngstad Cartoons
September 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I am trying to explain the concept of linear time to a poodle.

Apparently four minutes is an eternity. He understands "later", but not "four minutes later".

My border collie does, but she's a teenager. She just doesn't *approve* of linear time.
September 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Worried about contaminated produce? Try my (currently) perfect method.

Donuts, candy bars, and Pop Tarts. I may get fat* but it's a price I'm willing to pay.

*fatter
September 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
So how long until the EO to make this change?
September 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Found a picture of Cooper as a little guy. I think he was about six months old here. Wild child.
September 7, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Oh look, it's professional grievance influencer Riley Gaines!

"I tied for fifth place in a swim meet with a trans woman, and they didn't let ME carry the participation trophy!

Let's make a career out of being a mediocre college swimmer, shall we?
Riley Gaines: "I went to the WNBA game in Minneapolis. It was a bunch of, like, disgruntled lesbians."
September 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM