Gef
geftalks.bsky.social
Gef
@geftalks.bsky.social
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Miku can just do this.

#bombrushcyberfunk #miku #hatsunemiku
I'm watching X-Files and its kind of crazy that the guy who made Jeepers Creepers stole like the entire idea from like the second fucking episode of one of the most popular shows of all time and got away with it huh?
May 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM
"My dream island had Suicune!"
"My dream island had a new hair style!"

All of my dream islands have had a plain white stool and like half a carton of milk what the fuck are you all using to bribe Drifloon?
March 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Perfect screenshot. Worf as a focal point is already killer, then your eyes travel to Data in the friar haircut and you think "this can't possibly get any better," and then there's the finishing blow of Geordi in his space visor plucking a lute
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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it's kind of crazy how that spectral forest is encroaching on town more and more every day but I gotta admit those distant voices beckoning us to enter and walk deep deep beyond the pale white trees are starting to make some pretty compelling arguments
November 21, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
sorry that i opened that interdimensional gateway at tj maxx
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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“ur posts have been so good today” thanks im having a psychotic event
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Have no fear, Amy Rose is here!💖
(Commission for /KouettSansLit ! )
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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preordering a hot girl by dating a sad boy for a while
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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i am tired of being gaslit by medical offices, you have never once changed the options of the phone menu. sick of your lies actually
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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math textbook covers for some reason:
Robert Patrick on the set of Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM