gertymactacular
@gertymac.bsky.social
Gerty, Gert, Gretchen, Gretchen Evans, billiethepoet.
Spends a lot of time on the internet, reads and writes for fun, asks questions for money. She/her.
Spends a lot of time on the internet, reads and writes for fun, asks questions for money. She/her.
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gertymactacular
@gertymac.bsky.social
· Aug 19
I wrote some books!
A F/F set in England in the 1920s, featuring a chaotic American and self-doscovery.
A contemporary M/M duology about what happens when a hook up app and sex in coffee shop bathrooms leads to love.
www.amazon.com/stores/Gretc...
A F/F set in England in the 1920s, featuring a chaotic American and self-doscovery.
A contemporary M/M duology about what happens when a hook up app and sex in coffee shop bathrooms leads to love.
www.amazon.com/stores/Gretc...
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The written word is the beating heart of humanity. We’re all keeping it alive ♥️
No matter what, keep writing!
No matter what, keep writing!
October 6, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The written word is the beating heart of humanity. We’re all keeping it alive ♥️
No matter what, keep writing!
No matter what, keep writing!
Going to talk to my PCP about HRT for my middle aged ass tomorrow. I'm hot all the time, I'm exhausted, and I can't remember shit. Pray for me.
October 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Going to talk to my PCP about HRT for my middle aged ass tomorrow. I'm hot all the time, I'm exhausted, and I can't remember shit. Pray for me.
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[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
October 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
My floofy dog had to have some lumps removed today and it's the first time I've seen her shaved to the skin. She's covered in spots!
October 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
My floofy dog had to have some lumps removed today and it's the first time I've seen her shaved to the skin. She's covered in spots!
Update: my work is half-assed but done enough and I'm going to nap.
September 25, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Update: my work is half-assed but done enough and I'm going to nap.
Me: I am too old and tired to pull all-nighters for work.
Also me: I should put this off until the very last minute. That makes a lot of sense.
Also me: I should put this off until the very last minute. That makes a lot of sense.
September 25, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Me: I am too old and tired to pull all-nighters for work.
Also me: I should put this off until the very last minute. That makes a lot of sense.
Also me: I should put this off until the very last minute. That makes a lot of sense.
New season, new show!
September 23, 2026 at 11:30 PM
New season, new show!
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
September 23, 2026 at 1:14 PM
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
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Amazing. Also--you never know what will make an impact, no matter how small it seems.
September 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Amazing. Also--you never know what will make an impact, no matter how small it seems.
I NEED TO REPORT A CRIME. THE CASHIER ASKED IF I WAS ELIGIBLE FOR THE SENIOR DISCOUNT. ☠️☠️☠️
September 19, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I NEED TO REPORT A CRIME. THE CASHIER ASKED IF I WAS ELIGIBLE FOR THE SENIOR DISCOUNT. ☠️☠️☠️
My regular server at the shitty (affectionate) sports bar up the road told me she was proud of me because I didn't need a box for my cheese fries today. Gold star!
September 18, 2026 at 9:01 PM
My regular server at the shitty (affectionate) sports bar up the road told me she was proud of me because I didn't need a box for my cheese fries today. Gold star!
My boss asked me to lead an icebreaker in a meeting tomorrow. Icebreakers are dumb but whatever, sure I can do that. Then she sent me what Copilot suggested I say to lead the icebreaker.
I'm tired y'all.
I'm tired y'all.
September 15, 2026 at 3:02 AM
My boss asked me to lead an icebreaker in a meeting tomorrow. Icebreakers are dumb but whatever, sure I can do that. Then she sent me what Copilot suggested I say to lead the icebreaker.
I'm tired y'all.
I'm tired y'all.
In today's episode of Is it Perimenopause or Am I Just Fucking Losing It?: the bottoms of my feet are too hot to sleep.
September 12, 2026 at 11:34 AM
In today's episode of Is it Perimenopause or Am I Just Fucking Losing It?: the bottoms of my feet are too hot to sleep.
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September 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Baltimore Homies: Mark your calendars for @charmcityspec.bsky.social’s September 25th author extravaganza featuring @marygthompson.bsky.social @justinkey.bsky.social @restingdinoface.bsky.social and more at The Ivy Bookshop. cc: @sarahpinsker.bsky.social @nottenst.bsky.social @capclave.bsky.social
September 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Baltimore Homies: Mark your calendars for @charmcityspec.bsky.social’s September 25th author extravaganza featuring @marygthompson.bsky.social @justinkey.bsky.social @restingdinoface.bsky.social and more at The Ivy Bookshop. cc: @sarahpinsker.bsky.social @nottenst.bsky.social @capclave.bsky.social
Volunteer: The panel room is full!
Person in line (PIL): Can we sit on the floor?
Volunteer: No.
PIL: Is it a fire hazard?
Volunteer: It's a lot of hazards.
Person in line (PIL): Can we sit on the floor?
Volunteer: No.
PIL: Is it a fire hazard?
Volunteer: It's a lot of hazards.
September 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Volunteer: The panel room is full!
Person in line (PIL): Can we sit on the floor?
Volunteer: No.
PIL: Is it a fire hazard?
Volunteer: It's a lot of hazards.
Person in line (PIL): Can we sit on the floor?
Volunteer: No.
PIL: Is it a fire hazard?
Volunteer: It's a lot of hazards.
The happiest place on earth
September 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
The happiest place on earth
One life lesson that never really seems to stick with me: always pee before you paint your nails.
September 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
One life lesson that never really seems to stick with me: always pee before you paint your nails.
I am officially very excited for DragonCon and getting through my last day of work this week is going to be tough.
September 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I am officially very excited for DragonCon and getting through my last day of work this week is going to be tough.
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brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me
August 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me
College Friend A: What do you do if a man tries to tell you what to do?
11 year old Daughter of College Friend B: *hisses*
11 year old Daughter of College Friend B: *hisses*
August 30, 2026 at 12:02 AM
College Friend A: What do you do if a man tries to tell you what to do?
11 year old Daughter of College Friend B: *hisses*
11 year old Daughter of College Friend B: *hisses*
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PREORDER ALERT!
The Devouring time is coming in ebook and paperback September 25!
Can bookseller Sterling Caine and investigator Adrian Evans find out what happened during Sterling’s forgotten year?
CLICK HERE: buy.bookfunnel.com/2n2porj6w5
The Devouring time is coming in ebook and paperback September 25!
Can bookseller Sterling Caine and investigator Adrian Evans find out what happened during Sterling’s forgotten year?
CLICK HERE: buy.bookfunnel.com/2n2porj6w5
August 28, 2026 at 2:40 PM
PREORDER ALERT!
The Devouring time is coming in ebook and paperback September 25!
Can bookseller Sterling Caine and investigator Adrian Evans find out what happened during Sterling’s forgotten year?
CLICK HERE: buy.bookfunnel.com/2n2porj6w5
The Devouring time is coming in ebook and paperback September 25!
Can bookseller Sterling Caine and investigator Adrian Evans find out what happened during Sterling’s forgotten year?
CLICK HERE: buy.bookfunnel.com/2n2porj6w5
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Submissions are open to my LGBTQ Gothic, Fantasy, and Horror ITCH.IO Bundle!
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August 27, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Submissions are open to my LGBTQ Gothic, Fantasy, and Horror ITCH.IO Bundle!
Closes Sept 25th
For pieces written by someone under the 2SLGBTQIA umbrella or that features a major character that identifies as such.
forms.gle/uQhSYf2iuGPA...
#booksky #writesky #gothic #itchiobundle
Closes Sept 25th
For pieces written by someone under the 2SLGBTQIA umbrella or that features a major character that identifies as such.
forms.gle/uQhSYf2iuGPA...
#booksky #writesky #gothic #itchiobundle
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The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
August 26, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
August 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.