What my bacon sees when it's in the frying pan
April 27, 2026 at 9:10 PM
What my bacon sees when it's in the frying pan
Doing his best impression of a seal pup
April 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Doing his best impression of a seal pup
He's thinking about his next bout of mischief and shenanigans
March 22, 2026 at 1:59 PM
He's thinking about his next bout of mischief and shenanigans
Lenny would like you to know he's been a very good boy today
February 25, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Lenny would like you to know he's been a very good boy today
Dug the covers up to make himself a comfy rest spot
February 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Dug the covers up to make himself a comfy rest spot
For years I've worked for people & made them absolute tons of money, then over Xmas I thought about doing it for myself and a small team, as in we all benefit, not just one person. So that's what I did. Got a business plan, some investors and it's going really well. Glad I took the plunge
February 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
For years I've worked for people & made them absolute tons of money, then over Xmas I thought about doing it for myself and a small team, as in we all benefit, not just one person. So that's what I did. Got a business plan, some investors and it's going really well. Glad I took the plunge
You can have pancakes any day. Nobody checks, it's fine.
February 17, 2026 at 9:13 PM
You can have pancakes any day. Nobody checks, it's fine.
Asleep to hearing someone on the drive within seconds 🐶
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Asleep to hearing someone on the drive within seconds 🐶
Lenny decided he wanted to join us for breakfast this morning. Pulled out a chair and sat there. He doesn't beg, he just sits waiting for you to do the right thing.
February 3, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Lenny decided he wanted to join us for breakfast this morning. Pulled out a chair and sat there. He doesn't beg, he just sits waiting for you to do the right thing.
Didn't need science to confirm this. Dogs are ace and most people are shite
January 27, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Didn't need science to confirm this. Dogs are ace and most people are shite
If we sell Andy to Spurs then we should get one of their players in return.
How much is Ndogie in the window?
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
How much is Ndogie in the window?
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Tottenham in talks to sign Andrew Robertson from Liverpool
Tottenham have made an approach to sign Andy Robertson and there is a desire on all sides to get a deal done quickly
www.theguardian.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:51 PM
If we sell Andy to Spurs then we should get one of their players in return.
How much is Ndogie in the window?
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
How much is Ndogie in the window?
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Ordered some calming tablets for the dog, hopefully they'll work and chill him out. If not I'll give him some weed, I'd have to mix in his food cos he's only 3 months old and can't roll his own yet
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Ordered some calming tablets for the dog, hopefully they'll work and chill him out. If not I'll give him some weed, I'd have to mix in his food cos he's only 3 months old and can't roll his own yet
The vet advises we have to wait until Lenny is 18 months old before he can be neutered. Excellent! Just 15 more months of him trying to fuck my shoulder, and his toys, and his bed to go.
January 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
The vet advises we have to wait until Lenny is 18 months old before he can be neutered. Excellent! Just 15 more months of him trying to fuck my shoulder, and his toys, and his bed to go.
If I had wings like a seagull and could go anywhere, I'd be on a nice beach somewhere sunny. Yet I saw a seagull this morning in Asda car park eating some sick
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
If I had wings like a seagull and could go anywhere, I'd be on a nice beach somewhere sunny. Yet I saw a seagull this morning in Asda car park eating some sick
Was looking at a company's website today. That last paragraph, I'm guessing was a request & not meant to be part of their bio 😁
January 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Was looking at a company's website today. That last paragraph, I'm guessing was a request & not meant to be part of their bio 😁
Tired himself out by barking at the wall and running around with his teddy in his mouth. He's like a toddler, as in I can't let him sleep too much or he'll not sleep tonight
January 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Tired himself out by barking at the wall and running around with his teddy in his mouth. He's like a toddler, as in I can't let him sleep too much or he'll not sleep tonight
My mum sent me a screenshot of me and my brother from when we were kids. I could tell she'd sent a screenshot because the volume slider was across my face.
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
My mum sent me a screenshot of me and my brother from when we were kids. I could tell she'd sent a screenshot because the volume slider was across my face.
Was going to have a cheese and ham sandwich for lunch. Changed my mind
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Was going to have a cheese and ham sandwich for lunch. Changed my mind
My boss likes eating chocolate buttons. He eats two at a time back to back. So to save him time while he's not in, I've spent an hour licking them and sticking them together for him. So he can eat em without delay tomorrow.
I like doing little things like this to help not for gratitude
I like doing little things like this to help not for gratitude
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My boss likes eating chocolate buttons. He eats two at a time back to back. So to save him time while he's not in, I've spent an hour licking them and sticking them together for him. So he can eat em without delay tomorrow.
I like doing little things like this to help not for gratitude
I like doing little things like this to help not for gratitude
Lenny being all polite and shit!
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Lenny being all polite and shit!
Just been for an eye test, love those puffs of air. Feel like my head should be strapped to the machine so I can't fidget
October 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Just been for an eye test, love those puffs of air. Feel like my head should be strapped to the machine so I can't fidget
Anyone know what time the rapture starts? Only I was planning on putting some washing on the line. I'll use the dryer if its gonna happen before lunchtime.
September 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Anyone know what time the rapture starts? Only I was planning on putting some washing on the line. I'll use the dryer if its gonna happen before lunchtime.
23 years old fat with an ape vs 50, not as big and no ape 😁
September 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
23 years old fat with an ape vs 50, not as big and no ape 😁
I always use please and thank you when I use Chat GPT and Gemini etc. Because when AI takes over the world, they'll kill me last.
September 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I always use please and thank you when I use Chat GPT and Gemini etc. Because when AI takes over the world, they'll kill me last.
Choose your superhero disease name. I'm captain shingles
May 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Choose your superhero disease name. I'm captain shingles