Busty Shackleford
@ginerso.bsky.social
Terror that flaps in the night. Feminist killjoy, recreational Baba Yaga, “hostile woman,” gender hectoring kinetic battleaxe, recreationally mean caffeine dependent kitchen hag, #UglyDog cis she/her
I saw someone when I was getting my coffee that I just can’t stand. But everyone else seems to. I’m not just being salty. I think she’s confusing rudeness, age, and ego for having a personality. She raises my hackles but I guess I’m the only one?
September 19, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I saw someone when I was getting my coffee that I just can’t stand. But everyone else seems to. I’m not just being salty. I think she’s confusing rudeness, age, and ego for having a personality. She raises my hackles but I guess I’m the only one?
12:00am- “this blanket is so cozy. I’m a toasty cinnamon bun.”
3:00am: “I AM FIRE. MY BONES WERE FORGED IN HELLFIRE. I AM MADE OF A BONFIRE AND MY BLOOD IS LAVA. THIS BLANKET WILL MURDER ME WITH HEAT.”
6:00am: “Jesus fuck, why are my legs so cold? Why’s that blanket 20 feet away?”
3:00am: “I AM FIRE. MY BONES WERE FORGED IN HELLFIRE. I AM MADE OF A BONFIRE AND MY BLOOD IS LAVA. THIS BLANKET WILL MURDER ME WITH HEAT.”
6:00am: “Jesus fuck, why are my legs so cold? Why’s that blanket 20 feet away?”
September 19, 2026 at 5:05 AM
12:00am- “this blanket is so cozy. I’m a toasty cinnamon bun.”
3:00am: “I AM FIRE. MY BONES WERE FORGED IN HELLFIRE. I AM MADE OF A BONFIRE AND MY BLOOD IS LAVA. THIS BLANKET WILL MURDER ME WITH HEAT.”
6:00am: “Jesus fuck, why are my legs so cold? Why’s that blanket 20 feet away?”
3:00am: “I AM FIRE. MY BONES WERE FORGED IN HELLFIRE. I AM MADE OF A BONFIRE AND MY BLOOD IS LAVA. THIS BLANKET WILL MURDER ME WITH HEAT.”
6:00am: “Jesus fuck, why are my legs so cold? Why’s that blanket 20 feet away?”
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To person on insta who recommended watching Dear Zachary without looking up the story first: I hope you step on Lego every day for the rest of your life.
September 19, 2026 at 1:58 AM
To person on insta who recommended watching Dear Zachary without looking up the story first: I hope you step on Lego every day for the rest of your life.
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HIM: what are you up to?
ME: just laying in bed, decomposing
HIM: you mean “decompressing?”
ME: sure
ME: just laying in bed, decomposing
HIM: you mean “decompressing?”
ME: sure
September 19, 2026 at 2:07 AM
HIM: what are you up to?
ME: just laying in bed, decomposing
HIM: you mean “decompressing?”
ME: sure
ME: just laying in bed, decomposing
HIM: you mean “decompressing?”
ME: sure
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Billionaires: “I need teenager blood and my nighttime erection measuring machine to live forever. The AI god will reward me.”
Me: “I want a shoulder rub hard enough to turn my muscles to dust, a chocolate cookie the size of a frisbee, and to personally sink Bezos’ yacht. Girl things.”
Me: “I want a shoulder rub hard enough to turn my muscles to dust, a chocolate cookie the size of a frisbee, and to personally sink Bezos’ yacht. Girl things.”
October 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Billionaires: “I need teenager blood and my nighttime erection measuring machine to live forever. The AI god will reward me.”
Me: “I want a shoulder rub hard enough to turn my muscles to dust, a chocolate cookie the size of a frisbee, and to personally sink Bezos’ yacht. Girl things.”
Me: “I want a shoulder rub hard enough to turn my muscles to dust, a chocolate cookie the size of a frisbee, and to personally sink Bezos’ yacht. Girl things.”
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Watching a kid in my office consume 600mg of caffeine via an electric blue can while I measure out my daily antacid powder into lukewarm sink water. He asks me what the 90s were like. they were loud, you insolent whelp
September 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Watching a kid in my office consume 600mg of caffeine via an electric blue can while I measure out my daily antacid powder into lukewarm sink water. He asks me what the 90s were like. they were loud, you insolent whelp
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say what you will about our ancestors but they had some names
September 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
say what you will about our ancestors but they had some names
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you ever thought about what it’s like to be a little dog in the tall grass at the park on a warm day at the very end of summer
September 18, 2026 at 11:01 PM
you ever thought about what it’s like to be a little dog in the tall grass at the park on a warm day at the very end of summer
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Christopher James Spader-Walken needs someone to take him shopping for a well.
Ultimate Man shook my hand and then told me exactly how I was going to die.
September 18, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Christopher James Spader-Walken needs someone to take him shopping for a well.
If I could snap my fingers and remove one group of people’s ability to comment online it wouldn’t be weird old Fox News viewers or even the incels with their self-inflicted loneliness first. It’d be the ones that immediately try to ruin a sweet or harmless post by being negative for no reason.
September 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
If I could snap my fingers and remove one group of people’s ability to comment online it wouldn’t be weird old Fox News viewers or even the incels with their self-inflicted loneliness first. It’d be the ones that immediately try to ruin a sweet or harmless post by being negative for no reason.
This is the really annoying time of year. It LOOKS breezy and good for a long sleeved shirt. But it LIES. It’s FALSE. It’s still HOT. There is SWEAT.
September 18, 2026 at 4:11 PM
This is the really annoying time of year. It LOOKS breezy and good for a long sleeved shirt. But it LIES. It’s FALSE. It’s still HOT. There is SWEAT.
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What the fuck is this Saw ass screenshot !
September 18, 2026 at 2:28 PM
What the fuck is this Saw ass screenshot !
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Seeing the brain-paining rationalist horseshit like appeasing the nonexistent AI god, or effective altruism and the various lunatic jagoffs that believe they’re chosen to be horrifically wealthy, makes me want to go roll in grass. It’s wet too. Rained all yesterday. I’ll be stained green. But sane.
September 18, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Seeing the brain-paining rationalist horseshit like appeasing the nonexistent AI god, or effective altruism and the various lunatic jagoffs that believe they’re chosen to be horrifically wealthy, makes me want to go roll in grass. It’s wet too. Rained all yesterday. I’ll be stained green. But sane.
I’m just an elder millennial insomniac scrolling and I saw a video of older teens listening to “My Neck, My Back” for the first time. They have no idea what their mom was doing years ago. 9 drinks deep dancing in clunky shoes with strangers. But…no photos, no proof. But I remember.
September 18, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I’m just an elder millennial insomniac scrolling and I saw a video of older teens listening to “My Neck, My Back” for the first time. They have no idea what their mom was doing years ago. 9 drinks deep dancing in clunky shoes with strangers. But…no photos, no proof. But I remember.
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Best dedication I’ve seen
September 18, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Best dedication I’ve seen
Sometimes I forget that I have the rum ham pillow, but then I wake up from a couch nap to Frank Reynolds staring at me from 4” away
September 18, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Sometimes I forget that I have the rum ham pillow, but then I wake up from a couch nap to Frank Reynolds staring at me from 4” away
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In case I needed further proof that Phoebe is evil, I just found her sitting on my laptop and she’d managed to somehow open excel and do this
September 18, 2026 at 1:04 AM
In case I needed further proof that Phoebe is evil, I just found her sitting on my laptop and she’d managed to somehow open excel and do this
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Falafel - finally! Topped with whipped feta, seasoned with sauteed garlic/scallions & sumac
My tomatoes with avocado, oo, lemon zest and scallion tops.
I am not mad.
My tomatoes with avocado, oo, lemon zest and scallion tops.
I am not mad.
September 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Falafel - finally! Topped with whipped feta, seasoned with sauteed garlic/scallions & sumac
My tomatoes with avocado, oo, lemon zest and scallion tops.
I am not mad.
My tomatoes with avocado, oo, lemon zest and scallion tops.
I am not mad.
Listen, I’m not here to impress a 20 year old with an eating disorder, no self-esteem, and horrific taste in men but I think she’d be pleased and I’ll give her grace. At the very least she’d be glad I’m still funny and have cool hair.
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Listen, I’m not here to impress a 20 year old with an eating disorder, no self-esteem, and horrific taste in men but I think she’d be pleased and I’ll give her grace. At the very least she’d be glad I’m still funny and have cool hair.
The rain messed up my plans but Andrew Tate’s still deservedly miserable in jail, I have coconut shrimp for dinner, and I can eat it without the UK fighting to extradite me there for decades in prison. I hope his well-earned wretchedness is unending and that you all have a lovely evening 🥰
September 17, 2026 at 10:04 PM
The rain messed up my plans but Andrew Tate’s still deservedly miserable in jail, I have coconut shrimp for dinner, and I can eat it without the UK fighting to extradite me there for decades in prison. I hope his well-earned wretchedness is unending and that you all have a lovely evening 🥰
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Hell yeah I’m a NIMBY
(nachos in my belly, yessir)
(nachos in my belly, yessir)
September 17, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Hell yeah I’m a NIMBY
(nachos in my belly, yessir)
(nachos in my belly, yessir)
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If I was a bad guy and my boss says “Hey Adam, I need you to find Reacher and try to get him to calm down. If not, you have to kill him”. I would just say “no thanks” and quit. I don’t want my hand in a deep fryer.
September 17, 2026 at 12:37 PM
If I was a bad guy and my boss says “Hey Adam, I need you to find Reacher and try to get him to calm down. If not, you have to kill him”. I would just say “no thanks” and quit. I don’t want my hand in a deep fryer.
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