MJ
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MJ
@girlcalledmike.bsky.social
Halloween is Grinch Night is not something I knew existed & its a trip.
October 7, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I remain incredibly grossed out that Dems repeatedly rely on preachers for candidates.
Will I vote for them for lack of another choice? Yes. Will I donate or canvas for them? Absolutely not.
Oh please post another gotcha scripture, that'll show 'em.
October 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Because I'm GenX, I like to run clips like these through the Celebrity Death Match filter that lives in my head.
Thank you Seth Green.
🥊 Hassett gets his ass kicked by Tapper 🥊

Hassett's efforts to insist Trump's economy is the greatest ever and POTUS has never failed to deliver on his promises did not go well on CNN, as Tapper brought receipts to back up the feeling the majority of Americans have about how hard it is to get by
October 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
The struggle men have with aging is so much worse than we realized.
Hegseth: "The ideological clowns are out. The patriotic cowboys are in, with testosterone testing on top."
September 30, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Sure makes those Cornell jokes on The Office hit differently.
September 30, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Fact that 2 Live Crew was somewhat erased from musical flashback discussion omits an important environmental factor for middle of no where kids of that era.
Saying 'One and one..." in the correct tone/rhythm used to mean something.
September 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I watched this body cam footage of this man & never did I believe him innocent. It was oOof.
TROY, Ohio (AP) — Caleb Flynn, a former Ohio music pastor who appeared on “American Idol,” has been convicted of murder in the killing of his wife.
September 29, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Saw an advert for a 1978 made for tv movie starring John Ritter & Carrie Fisher playing a couple struggling through something crazy aired during Battle of the Network Stars hosted in part by Bruce Jenner.
FuzzyMemories.TV on youtube is a goldmine.
September 27, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Who do they believe is paying the premiums for these imaginary people?
Asking for someone that pays a health care premium but haven't been to the Dr in like 4,years or so...
Assistant AG for Fraud Colin McDonald: "Apparently 35% of people have never even used their Obamacare account for any health services. That is a statistical impossibility and it's because these are not real people seeking real care. These are fraudsters."
September 26, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Saying this again for the people in the back that didn't get it.
Rapturist are scary people. You can find them silly but they believe your world needs to burn in order for them to see their heaven.
September 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Made a dude angry on the road & he ended up rolling coal a couple times to smoke us out & I figure had to cost him at least $3. Diesel prices going to crush some meatheads around me.
September 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
The world is dumb but Marc is live...
www.youtube.com/live/kXKxqnj...
MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC
YouTube video by Marc Rebillet
www.youtube.com
September 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
If we were a righteous country, this'd be stitched on a pillow, for sale at Hot Topic.
JARED KUSHNER CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF.
September 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
We held a great big party & said nutjob stuff to remind you to stop being poor. #gopTalkingPoints
JOHNSON: Wages are up, the pathway out of poverty is being broadened -- great stuff

TAPPER: That's not what the public thinks

J: That's why we had to have a convention to remind them

T: 65% disapprove of Trump's handling of economy. They're dealing w/soaring gas prices, climbing mortgages ...
September 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
The RNC including Hasan's meat pic in their slideshow is such a damn weird thing.
Who set them up like that?
September 12, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I hope someone helps young people understand certain topics we're covered in formal education settings that many screamed were a waste so the average kids lost that curriculum in efforts to save time & complaining.
Basic food and nutrition knowledge, basic cooking, how to sew, basic tool use, etc.
September 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Borrowed the MIL netflix pword so we could watch #UncleStav & very worth the watch. Stavos is a joy.
September 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
When he's done licking, he collects foot shavings & uses it as popcorn topping.
Ted Cruz licks corpse feet and he'd be proud that people know it.
I just feel that a person, a person like me, is due all the credit and respect the world can give for having the courage to bring forth something that's been a Beltway insider's open secret for years.

That Ted Cruz licks corpse feet and loves it.
September 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Grocery shoppers are upset about the beef rolling into the country as if its going to slip into your prime meat rack. But they aren't coming for you.
That sub-standard meat will be slipped into school lunches, elder care, college campuses. Once Sysco foods is done...
September 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
He annoys me to no end & I hate when he eats dinner on feed but if someone is going to spend 3 hours listening to polititalk he is so much better than any alternative Ive found but Sam Seder & Emma.
May 2025, Hasan Piker: “Antisemitism is a canary in the coal mine of fascism. One of the oldest bigotries that has caused (Jews) a tremendous amount of pain… this is why I’m terrified of the conflation of anti-Zionism and antisemitism — Tying valid criticisms of 🇮🇱 to Judaism is a cynical ploy.”
August 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Omg these losers grew up playing Mario Bros. but the whole time they only daydreamed being Bowser.
Actual adult people who work in the mainstream press talk to this guy and take him seriously. He's a white supremacist, yes, but he's also just a premium sexless dork.
August 29, 2026 at 11:47 PM
As someone that lives #JustOutsideOfNashville & admires Dolly Parton - I do not want to see the airport renamed for her.
That place is a mess, she doesn't deserve that grief attached to her.
She'd see something better done with that money anyway.
August 29, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I'm not above thinking Milo wanted to travel but was broke so he took the self-deportation deal resulting in a trip home with spending cash.
We'll find out he's wanted in 3 states & this helped him escape.
August 29, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Reposted by MJ
[Exit Queen.]
August 25, 2026 at 6:02 PM
There's a great ol' song by Chuck Berry called My Ding-a-Ling.
Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off

El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised?

Watters: Yeah

El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.
August 25, 2026 at 1:00 AM