Enlightened Tooter
@goblinkings.bsky.social
My name is Phteven.
🍻 Cohost of Sips N' Spells, a queer EDH social in Chicago.
➡️ linktr.ee/goblinroyalty
🏳️🌈 - 🧙🏻♂️ - 👨🏻🏫 - 🔞
🍻 Cohost of Sips N' Spells, a queer EDH social in Chicago.
➡️ linktr.ee/goblinroyalty
🏳️🌈 - 🧙🏻♂️ - 👨🏻🏫 - 🔞
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Man, sometimes these playmats come out and I just wonder whose buying some of that lame art. These independent arts make cool af playmats that look infinitely better.
September 19, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Man, sometimes these playmats come out and I just wonder whose buying some of that lame art. These independent arts make cool af playmats that look infinitely better.
Being on gym bro’s cf is a journey
September 18, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Being on gym bro’s cf is a journey
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Watch my winning presentation from yesterday! I explain Magic color theory within 6 minutes 👼
Reposting now that I adjusted some setttings on Youtube.
Reposting now that I adjusted some setttings on Youtube.
Magic: The Gathering' color pie should be the default framework for explaining personality types
YouTube video by Crowned_Goblin
youtu.be
September 17, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Watch my winning presentation from yesterday! I explain Magic color theory within 6 minutes 👼
Reposting now that I adjusted some setttings on Youtube.
Reposting now that I adjusted some setttings on Youtube.
Won first place btw!
September 17, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Won first place btw!
Can I teach people in 6 minutes Magic color-pie theory?
Here's hoping!
Here's hoping!
September 16, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Can I teach people in 6 minutes Magic color-pie theory?
Here's hoping!
Here's hoping!
Buying this when it comes out :3
The Card Case Gallery’s individual frames make it effortless to rearrange your displayed cards, or swap them out entirely.
The strong magnets ensure that your cards are held in place safely and securely!
🗓️Release: Nov 2026
🌍MSRP: 49,99 €/$
🇺🇸 MSRP USA: $59.99
The strong magnets ensure that your cards are held in place safely and securely!
🗓️Release: Nov 2026
🌍MSRP: 49,99 €/$
🇺🇸 MSRP USA: $59.99
September 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Buying this when it comes out :3
Come see me perform tomorrow!
September 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Come see me perform tomorrow!
hahahaha
Ed Sheeran’s opener, Aaron Rowe, has dropped out of the tour:
“As Irish people we know all too well about genocide, forced famine and violent occupation…”
“As Irish people we know all too well about genocide, forced famine and violent occupation…”
September 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
hahahaha
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Who wants to wrestle?
September 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Who wants to wrestle?
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We're gettin there! 💪
September 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
We're gettin there! 💪
"I am not complicit but I'm also doing nothing nor choosing to reveal anything about myself"
Ed Sheeran speaks out after Macklemore was dropped from his tour for speaking out for Palestine:
“I am not complicit. I have my personal views on this devastating conflict. Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have them, and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
“I am not complicit. I have my personal views on this devastating conflict. Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have them, and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
September 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
"I am not complicit but I'm also doing nothing nor choosing to reveal anything about myself"
Slide decks will be the death of me
September 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Slide decks will be the death of me
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Incredible spoilers today
September 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Incredible spoilers today
My baby Eddie 🥰
September 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
My baby Eddie 🥰
Today there was a chill in the air 😍
September 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Today there was a chill in the air 😍
My friends when I start talking about Magic: the Gathering
me pretending to be interested in Pokemon when someone hot talks about it (note subject in photo is not hot)
September 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
My friends when I start talking about Magic: the Gathering
Oomf tour 2026 ✨
September 12, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Oomf tour 2026 ✨
Come join us tomorrow!
I’m hosting while @malheurt.bsky.social is recovering.
We’re raffling packs, deckboxes, and getting your weekend started right!
Btw, have you seen how hot our magic players are? 👀
I’m hosting while @malheurt.bsky.social is recovering.
We’re raffling packs, deckboxes, and getting your weekend started right!
Btw, have you seen how hot our magic players are? 👀
September 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Come join us tomorrow!
I’m hosting while @malheurt.bsky.social is recovering.
We’re raffling packs, deckboxes, and getting your weekend started right!
Btw, have you seen how hot our magic players are? 👀
I’m hosting while @malheurt.bsky.social is recovering.
We’re raffling packs, deckboxes, and getting your weekend started right!
Btw, have you seen how hot our magic players are? 👀
one of my IG posts broke containment and now I'm being followed by hot bears in CDMX
September 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
one of my IG posts broke containment and now I'm being followed by hot bears in CDMX
Hear me out: Rule Zero Partner Commander
I have 120 cards in my sideboard with in packs of 20.
I roll a d6 and that determines which planar theme I slot in.
1. Ravnica - Counters
2. Lorwyn - Vivid
3. Ikoria - Mutate
4. Innistrad - Monsters
5. Dominaria - Domain
6. Zendikar - Eldrazi
I have 120 cards in my sideboard with in packs of 20.
I roll a d6 and that determines which planar theme I slot in.
1. Ravnica - Counters
2. Lorwyn - Vivid
3. Ikoria - Mutate
4. Innistrad - Monsters
5. Dominaria - Domain
6. Zendikar - Eldrazi
September 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Hear me out: Rule Zero Partner Commander
I have 120 cards in my sideboard with in packs of 20.
I roll a d6 and that determines which planar theme I slot in.
1. Ravnica - Counters
2. Lorwyn - Vivid
3. Ikoria - Mutate
4. Innistrad - Monsters
5. Dominaria - Domain
6. Zendikar - Eldrazi
I have 120 cards in my sideboard with in packs of 20.
I roll a d6 and that determines which planar theme I slot in.
1. Ravnica - Counters
2. Lorwyn - Vivid
3. Ikoria - Mutate
4. Innistrad - Monsters
5. Dominaria - Domain
6. Zendikar - Eldrazi