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goddamnsam.bsky.social
Chicago’s Jepsie
@goddamnsam.bsky.social
29. Chicago. Chemist. Baker.

IG - ohgoddamnsam
Switch FC - 2825-2373-8507
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Felt really cute at the beach yesterday 🫶🏼
BREAKING NEWS: Local gay man gets haircut and poses with a goofy face to share his haircut with the world
October 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Watched Kakegurui and honestly; i don’t think there’s a character who has a face card or personality as lethal as Kirari

This girl takes gambling to whole new level AND she’s fierce while doing it
October 10, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I’m so excited to see this in the remaster 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ The greatest dungeon of all time
October 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
When someone tells me to try to have a good day; and then I put this masterpiece on.

I’ll end the day SOBBING
October 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
We should bring back writing love letters. The act of getting a love letter is one of my favorite romance gestures in movies!!
October 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Two more days of this ungodly work situation and I can finally just be a boring 7-3 worker (the dream tbh)
October 8, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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Kelelanators lemme hear y'all make some noise!!! @goddamnsam.bsky.social
October 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
THE BATTLE IS WON!!!
October 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I MUST see Rochelle Jordan live at least once in my life; I just know her show is life changing for the best
October 6, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Jocktober submission

2 years of nude modeling taught me a thing or two 😉
October 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
One of those mornings where I’m just in bed listening to You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl so in Love, just silently yearning 😶

She can’t keep getting away with this heart shattering music!!!
October 5, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Cannot stop thinking about Audrey Hobert, like she really intrigues me because her music videos are actually so interesting to watch; but idk how I feel about the music
October 4, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever been as happy as I was when I was in a club, high as hell, dancing to 2 On.

Tinashe really makes music I’ll be listening to when I’m like 80
October 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Undecided on Belly Up tonight; but if they play good pop dance music i’d be there in a heartbeat
October 3, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Kind of at the top of the ladder at my company’s quality department; and none of this is as cool as it sounds 🫩
October 3, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Sammy’s top 5 charted albums of the year

1. Emotional Junglist - Nia Archives
2. Day and Night - Carly
3. Popstar - Tinashe
4. You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl so in Love - Olivia
5. Music, Fashion, Film - Charli XCX

HM: Luck… or something - Hillary Duff

Poopoo: Life of a showgirl deluxe - TS
October 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Idk why but I’m feeling so anxious over the Nutty Putty Cave incident and its crazy because I will NEVER be in that situation ever bc you could not pay me to ever cave dive
October 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
In the worst mood ever; but here’s a random pic of my chest and belly idk
October 1, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Need a slutty costume idea because my current ideas for my sfw costume don’t translate to a NSFW version

(Elizabeth Holmes and Anna Delvey)
September 29, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Here’s a random video of me silently opening my new vinyl; don’t judge me I’m really excited; I’m just sleepy
September 26, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Wanted to make a playlist of all the songs I like from Carly’s albums; I ended up adding all the songs any ways; so it’s really just a Carly entire discography playlist
September 26, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Whatever Carly Rae put into Versailles, I need an endless amount of it please
September 26, 2026 at 8:11 AM
KELELA CONCERT IN A WEEK AND A HALF YIPPEE
September 26, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I just really have a feeling 2027 is the year Rihanna surprise drops a new album; like idk I have an inkling
September 25, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I’m finally gonna go back to normal working hours permanently and I’m so excited!! I’m never leaving my job now 🙂‍↔️
September 25, 2026 at 12:51 PM