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GodsBadAssBlade
@godsbadassblade.bsky.social
A funkalicious little rodent, hold me like hamburger(gentle)
I dont do follow4follow
I think one of gods cruelest jokes is the fact that the most useful/versatile materials are either the most poisonous or extremely rare
August 18, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Yo wtf did bee movie make the bee keepers so fucking evil? 💀 AND TRANSPHOBIC! WHY WAS THAT A JOKE? IM LAUGHING AT THE ABSURDITY!
August 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I aint buyin a damn console to play gta 6
July 28, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Hey world, can we all collectively agree to chill the fuck out with betting on new technology after the AI bubble fully pops? We don't always need to put all our chips into one hand. Sometimes its better to play it low and slow for the passing conversations instead of being mr.bigshot at the table.
July 8, 2026 at 6:23 AM
(Spoilers for TADC)

fuuuuuck that's such a bittersweet ending. Although I'm not entirely sure how somethings managed to carry out, but maaan. Its good.
June 24, 2026 at 7:56 AM
And with that I've completed subnautica 1. Terrified and afraid, but after finding reaperless routes and bitting the bullet when there was no guarantee for 1 off stops, things were pretty alright! And fucking up crabsquids to make a safe zone felt pretty nice :3
June 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Saw iron lung and project hail mary, and gotta say a big fan of both, iron lung was a waaaay slower start so i can see why folks gave it shit on some level but it was great regardless
June 8, 2026 at 9:14 AM
I havent played it but from the looks of it it seems subnautica 2 lost a bit of the cartoonish flavor that its original game had and just went "you want scary fish? Fine, we'll give you some scary fish" and showed us how its done
May 30, 2026 at 8:24 AM
I think one of the genuine downfalls of Detroit become human is that it failed to account for the slow burn of its very topic. It kinda made androids pop up fast and then suddenly everyones out of the job and theyre a perfect 1 to 1. Instead of the grueling back and fourth of "leave!" And "wait!"
May 24, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Hilarious, after years of not being able to sign into my usps account on their informed delivery app from google, i try it from the aurora store and it worked flawlessly. Get fucked google, I may just start deleting and reinstalling all my apps through aurora
May 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Gotta say, I love ramen, until I start actively participating in it, then it's all down hill from there
May 1, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Holy shit i just realize, the GTA HD universe is a retelling of the 3D universe 3 & 4 are about revenge on those who betrayed us. VC & 5 are about hollywood cliches and climbing the social ladder. SA & 6(supposedly) about rags to riches and police corruption! 6 may be this generation of games GTA SA
April 26, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Volkswagen, EV beetle, the people want it, come on, chop chop
April 25, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Ive made a small discovery. After blocking off the shorts section of my youtube feed from my phone with the help of extensions the shorts channels that i did end up following are slowly trickling into my normal feed. This seems like an unintentional benefit to both my brain and the creators :3
April 19, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Fluid dynamics are so shit irl, what do you mean this little floating bit wont be whisked away by the current made by my hand but will EASILY escape my hand if i try to scoop it out? Nonsense i say! Nonsense!
April 18, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Just cause 4 is such a weird inigma, its clunky in how it handles the war mechanics meanwhile they had the perfect system from 3 looking them in the face. My biggest issue with 3 is that its too short and forces a lot of macguffins and is tropey but it plays fantastically. 4 is just... hhhhhhghh
April 12, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Steam should lowkey make an app that lets you go into a "physical" library of your games library, that'd be neat :3
April 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I simultaneously can and cant wait to get old and give my nieces and nephews that bs advice of that all you need to get hired is walk up to the ceo and give a firm handshake
March 21, 2026 at 12:58 AM
In our last session of dnd we had to face ultra versions of our selves, and every ultra version took me out as they knew id be the most annoying to deal with(druid) i felt so honored and upset but COMPLETELY understood why, and when it came time to play as my ultra self i killed me too lmao
March 19, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Remember, if you're suffering from imposter syndrome, there are thousands out there confidently posting slop coded programs without the slightest clue on how they actually function under the hood. Not only that but also proudly parading it around to the public. You can be proud of your work
March 16, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Evertime a corporate higher up says theyre incorporating ai into something that shouldn't have ai touching it at all in the first place, I scream like Waltah
a man is laying on the floor with his mouth open and his hands in the air .
Alt: This hellish nightmare keeps getting worse(its the scene where Walter finds out Skylar got rid of the money)
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March 11, 2026 at 11:52 AM
So I'm getting back into DragonVale right?(listen, it reignited a part of me that ive missed ok?) And i just saw the description of the fountain of youth and wtf 💀
March 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I miss the disjointed results of archaic/algorithmless searches of early internet 2.0
March 5, 2026 at 8:43 AM
I made a realization. This entire admin has been ran as a really poorly done youtube expose/apology video.
February 28, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Who knew that the biggest threat to the worlds oldest democracy wasn't the British, nor even communism. But a bunch of rich, puritanical, hypocritical pedophiles. Hopefully once all this gets put away the world can get on a better path from all this.. needless suffering from our dirty laundry
February 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM