Carty Wheeler
@gogglesofheck.bsky.social
Kun trankvila dignito kaj videbla ĝeno. Just crowing into the void.
Thinking about how Star Wars was Harrison Ford's first movie and he walked around the set calling everybody "kid". What was he like 31?
September 24, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Thinking about how Star Wars was Harrison Ford's first movie and he walked around the set calling everybody "kid". What was he like 31?
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One of the roles of a leader is not to tell people what they see, but giving people explanations for what they do.
The polity is defined by the basest common denominator of its collective instincts, especially so in the contemporary era.
The true power of office is the enforcement of narrative.
The polity is defined by the basest common denominator of its collective instincts, especially so in the contemporary era.
The true power of office is the enforcement of narrative.
“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’”
crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language
crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language
September 22, 2026 at 12:06 PM
One of the roles of a leader is not to tell people what they see, but giving people explanations for what they do.
The polity is defined by the basest common denominator of its collective instincts, especially so in the contemporary era.
The true power of office is the enforcement of narrative.
The polity is defined by the basest common denominator of its collective instincts, especially so in the contemporary era.
The true power of office is the enforcement of narrative.
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Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
September 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
As dismayed as I am that the president banned CNN from the White House it may have the positive effect of causing CNN to become critical of him.
September 21, 2026 at 1:43 AM
As dismayed as I am that the president banned CNN from the White House it may have the positive effect of causing CNN to become critical of him.
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thats the post
September 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
thats the post
An idea that I wish would get talked about more: how much you get paid determines how easy a job is. Getting paid $3 billion to smell a fart is easier than getting paid $3/hour to hear it.
September 20, 2026 at 3:27 PM
An idea that I wish would get talked about more: how much you get paid determines how easy a job is. Getting paid $3 billion to smell a fart is easier than getting paid $3/hour to hear it.
Me this morning: ugghh are these hrt drugs even working *full knowledge of being in female est rage*
Me later in the morning, weeping like a biblical figure at pictures of quokkas smiling
Me later in the morning, weeping like a biblical figure at pictures of quokkas smiling
September 19, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Me this morning: ugghh are these hrt drugs even working *full knowledge of being in female est rage*
Me later in the morning, weeping like a biblical figure at pictures of quokkas smiling
Me later in the morning, weeping like a biblical figure at pictures of quokkas smiling
There's a KFC in the medieval village of Shaftesbury. Let's get rich, travel theree together, and look at the crumbling abbey with a twelve piece bucket.
September 19, 2026 at 11:54 AM
There's a KFC in the medieval village of Shaftesbury. Let's get rich, travel theree together, and look at the crumbling abbey with a twelve piece bucket.
It's fall and the McIntoshs will soon be ripe again 🥰
September 17, 2026 at 2:08 AM
It's fall and the McIntoshs will soon be ripe again 🥰
My food game is leveling up w the negative space of nonsaltiness. Marinara sauce with lots of flavor but very little salt tastes incredible with a bit of finishing salt. Japanese curry sauce should be undersalted, but the katsu tastes incredible w a touch of finishing salt
September 15, 2026 at 3:24 PM
My food game is leveling up w the negative space of nonsaltiness. Marinara sauce with lots of flavor but very little salt tastes incredible with a bit of finishing salt. Japanese curry sauce should be undersalted, but the katsu tastes incredible w a touch of finishing salt
I'm so glad I was instructed to cut my spiro in half I was fearing for my life and of going broke at Amatos consuming pickle juice #andmyladyisnolongerinpain #hereistolesssaltandmoretopping
September 12, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I'm so glad I was instructed to cut my spiro in half I was fearing for my life and of going broke at Amatos consuming pickle juice #andmyladyisnolongerinpain #hereistolesssaltandmoretopping
I didn't do quite as much fun stuff this summer as I'd hoped but I did a shocking amount of things considering how f good it feels to get into bed at 6pm.
September 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I didn't do quite as much fun stuff this summer as I'd hoped but I did a shocking amount of things considering how f good it feels to get into bed at 6pm.
When does a fiber user evolve into a Mega-Mucil?
September 6, 2026 at 1:34 AM
When does a fiber user evolve into a Mega-Mucil?
It's HGS to stay in all saturday recording drum tracks because you partied so "hard"* this year you stay inspired and can't stop staying such.
September 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
It's HGS to stay in all saturday recording drum tracks because you partied so "hard"* this year you stay inspired and can't stop staying such.
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The Susan Collins ad I hate the most is the one showing a movement from Allagash to Augusta that is not on any actual roads.
September 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
The Susan Collins ad I hate the most is the one showing a movement from Allagash to Augusta that is not on any actual roads.
Potatoes gonna grate grate grate grate grate
Salt is gonna shake shake shake shake shake
Ovens gonna bake bake bake bake bake
Grate it up grate it up (po-ta-toes)
Salt is gonna shake shake shake shake shake
Ovens gonna bake bake bake bake bake
Grate it up grate it up (po-ta-toes)
September 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Potatoes gonna grate grate grate grate grate
Salt is gonna shake shake shake shake shake
Ovens gonna bake bake bake bake bake
Grate it up grate it up (po-ta-toes)
Salt is gonna shake shake shake shake shake
Ovens gonna bake bake bake bake bake
Grate it up grate it up (po-ta-toes)
This country can agree on three things:
AI sucks
Groccery prices are way too high
Dolly Parton was a saint
Someone just needs to campaign on these three things
AI sucks
Groccery prices are way too high
Dolly Parton was a saint
Someone just needs to campaign on these three things
August 31, 2026 at 10:23 PM
This country can agree on three things:
AI sucks
Groccery prices are way too high
Dolly Parton was a saint
Someone just needs to campaign on these three things
AI sucks
Groccery prices are way too high
Dolly Parton was a saint
Someone just needs to campaign on these three things
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angels and bugs are both a type of cow
August 30, 2026 at 11:02 PM
angels and bugs are both a type of cow
Just realised this morning I somehow picked up the 'pansexual hiss'. No intention I swear. #sssssssss
August 30, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Just realised this morning I somehow picked up the 'pansexual hiss'. No intention I swear. #sssssssss
#throwbackfriday How many Lowes could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe would rob Lowes
August 28, 2026 at 4:44 AM
#throwbackfriday How many Lowes could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe would rob Lowes
Had the weird thought that if I ever met Eminem I would have a harder time calling him Marshall instead of Eminem. I don't know anyone else on earth with that word as a name. But on the other hand being named after a candy is intuitive to me. The Mathdela Effect.
August 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Had the weird thought that if I ever met Eminem I would have a harder time calling him Marshall instead of Eminem. I don't know anyone else on earth with that word as a name. But on the other hand being named after a candy is intuitive to me. The Mathdela Effect.
If the sour candy has an uncreative name, your tastebuds are about to die in that pit.
August 26, 2026 at 4:13 AM
If the sour candy has an uncreative name, your tastebuds are about to die in that pit.
Dolly did too many endearing things to ever name at once but my favorite was that time she wrote a fun bouncy song about f-----g the scariest guy in the mountains. I know it pales in comparison to her charity but that one meant alot to me. Can't remember its name. Google's about to get some weird
August 25, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Dolly did too many endearing things to ever name at once but my favorite was that time she wrote a fun bouncy song about f-----g the scariest guy in the mountains. I know it pales in comparison to her charity but that one meant alot to me. Can't remember its name. Google's about to get some weird