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Golgi O'Woah Is Me
@golgigolgigolgi.bsky.social
If I don't do it, you know somebody else will
Insufferable Phish fan
Insatiable gin fiend
Old-School Autist
Left as FUCK 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

She/her/they/them
Going to call each number 3x per day.

Cornell University
607 255-5201
Presidents Office
607 255-5127
Board of Trustees
607 255-5201
Disciplinary Board
607 255-4680

#Cornell #IAmJaneDoe
October 8, 2026 at 3:40 AM
FINALLY SOME #YEMSG NEWS

#Phish onsale day gonna be absolutely insane.
October 8, 2026 at 2:00 AM
For the #NotAllMen men- Do you feel ostracized when your neighbors lock their doors at night even though you're not a thief?
October 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Sending a massive high pressure system and stationary front vibes to Molton, Alabama's finest son, @ambassadorssoup.bsky.social this weekend. Hold on to yer butts and nuts! #phish
October 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Me after I emphatically state that anyone with more than three Funko Pop figurines should never be in a position of power in a room full of people who have more than three.
I think we know what this means
October 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Finishing my weekend of #cat sitting for the sweetest lil buddy... He is obsessed with Rufus's #butt, and had to get one more biscuit session in before we left
October 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Anyone constantly thinking about chromosomes or genitalia when you have A MULTIBILLION DOLLAR IP is just unequivocally head poisoned.

LITERALLY WHY DO YOU CARE go take a watercolors class or binge the Sopranos or de-mold your bunker #protecttranskids #jorowling #blackmold
What a totally normal person
imagine if she was on set all the time lol

like I 100% believe this story and the key part is its a captive audience type situation
October 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Without any sarcasm- it's so refreshing to see my #Phish circle and progressive circles become nearly a single, uh, circle when it comes to believing women while also nerding out about Page and his organ.

Also topical after getting groped at AC N3 and men jumping to dogpile on the asshole
These Cornell rapists Snapchat screenshots are so fucking vile 🤬
October 6, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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October 6, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
October 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Paying homage to the forgotten Guy Forget ALLEGED "teases" on .net, because even if you sing all of the lyrics, it's not a tease! Especially when LivePhish has the 12/28/19 Guy Forget listed as an actual separate track that's over 2 minutes long! #linocut #phish @bizarchive.bsky.social
October 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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if your dessert is gooey i want no part of it. capitalist decadence. i'm eating a digestive, the people's sweet.
October 5, 2026 at 7:35 PM
When you're in pain from a minor but painful surgery, and your pharmacy is OOS of your meds for pain, having your GP personally call around and get your meds is just mind blowingly beautiful.

I love my girlie GP with the thickest #delco accent and her Olaplexed hair 🥰
October 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
HUGE HUGE shout out to the men in my section who recognized when an overserved fan grabbed my breast no fewer than three times, and held it down when I firmly stated I would cave in his face if he did it a fourth time

Just because you're drunk, doesn't mean you can grope women
#phish
October 5, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Page on the organ, Coil outro. Destroyed. Sobbing. Oh my GOD.

#PHISH
October 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Yeah, okay, I'd say I did pretty good on securing decent seats
October 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Can't sleep because my dog keeps very slowly and loudly licking his butt

I love you and your butt, Rufus, but come onnnnn
October 4, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Please don't give me anything out of your loving cup tomorrow, I brought my own
October 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I'm not saying what I really want them to play for encore on Sunday night, but it involves public transportation, infrastructure, and a depressed simian with blue balls.

#phish
October 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
🎶It's Cadillac yachts
sunk by Spermaceti
I hate bourgeoisie,
so you'd better get ready
I'm going down
To the cetacean part of town🎶
Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific
Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck
www.independent.co.uk
October 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
20 minutes into <streaming platform> and chill, and he gives you this look

Because he wants you to rearrange his mound of food for the 5th time
October 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Sexual assault isn't some "dumb mistake" you made as a kid. It's not stealing because you're poor, or driving without insurance.

It's not about sex. It is willingly causing suffering to a vulnerable person for your own power fulfillment.

I do not believe people like that can be pardoned.
a journalist misusing “restorative justice” to defend a rapist they have a parasocial attachment to is goddamn vile.

Neil Gaiman, Joss Whedon, Woody Allen, Russel Brand, Neil Degrasse Tyson, John Lasseter, Noam Chomsky, Kevin Spacey, Anthony Kiedis, Jacob Geller, & too many more.

burn it all down.
every last one of these predatory men is a failure. they prey on us because they have nothing inside themselves. a gaping maw where a soul should be.

women are not objects. we are not halfway homes for weak men who feed on suffering.

fuck you & fuck your rapist idols.
October 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Wizard hat safety guy just absolutely killing it out here tn
October 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Page "Richard Wright" McConnell, everyone
October 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
For next tour, Trey will choose an oxy acetylene torch to fuck around with mid-jam

#phish
October 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM