Goose
@goosebass.bsky.social
I’m here to bring the funk and a good attitude. bass player for Brozie O’Donnell, formerly of Benchmarks, blog boy at Pats Pulpit, Wall of Weiners Champion at Cori’s Doghouse
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On behalf of the New England Patriots Fan Delegation, you have our permission and our blessing to continue to drag Robert Kraft’s face through the doo-doo for as long as you see fit
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This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
6/ Weeks later, Kao tells his team Collins committed to getting the company $32M in naval contracts.
September 22, 2026 at 11:59 PM
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
This is a wild story cause it basically confirms that everything 15-year-old you imagined about how corporations and special interests buying a congressman works is exactly how it works
NEW: In late 2024, FBI investigators had enough evidence to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins.
Then Trump was reelected and eviscerated the FBI and DOJ teams handling public corruption probes.
Then Trump was reelected and eviscerated the FBI and DOJ teams handling public corruption probes.
The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
www.propublica.org
September 22, 2026 at 10:12 PM
This is a wild story cause it basically confirms that everything 15-year-old you imagined about how corporations and special interests buying a congressman works is exactly how it works
Casuals: this offense looks like shit with AJ Brown out
Ball Knowers: this offense looks like shit with Reggie Gilliam IN
Ball Knowers: this offense looks like shit with Reggie Gilliam IN
September 22, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Casuals: this offense looks like shit with AJ Brown out
Ball Knowers: this offense looks like shit with Reggie Gilliam IN
Ball Knowers: this offense looks like shit with Reggie Gilliam IN
It’s been a while since I worked at home full time and sending reports in your PJs really amps up the “shake up hornet’s nest/put in Flanders’ mailbox/walk away whistling and dusting off hands” feeling
September 22, 2026 at 5:55 PM
It’s been a while since I worked at home full time and sending reports in your PJs really amps up the “shake up hornet’s nest/put in Flanders’ mailbox/walk away whistling and dusting off hands” feeling
I too have been indicted for threatening ICE (posting “I will take every ice agent to Broadway and waterboard them in the urinal trough at Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N' Roll Steakhouse”)
A federal grand jury indicted a Tennessee Bluesky user for allegedly threatening ICE agents. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
September 22, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I too have been indicted for threatening ICE (posting “I will take every ice agent to Broadway and waterboard them in the urinal trough at Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N' Roll Steakhouse”)
Maui wowie!
The Boston Red Sox have removed the interim tag from manager Chad Tracy's title and signed him to a three-year contract with a club option for 2030. Tracy took over as manager following Alex Cora's firing when Boston was 12-17. The Red Sox are 74-55 since.
September 22, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Maui wowie!
Extra oil & vinegar at Jimmy John’s means one more squeeze from an eye dropper and Light oil & vinegar at Jersey Mike’s means “so I’m hearing ‘Chicago Italian beef ‘dunked’”
September 21, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Extra oil & vinegar at Jimmy John’s means one more squeeze from an eye dropper and Light oil & vinegar at Jersey Mike’s means “so I’m hearing ‘Chicago Italian beef ‘dunked’”
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He’s played 35 NFL games and for 17 of them he was a god. It’ll probably be fine
September 20, 2026 at 9:32 PM
He’s played 35 NFL games and for 17 of them he was a god. It’ll probably be fine
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Death Dragging an Old Man to His Tomb, by Stefano della Bella, 1648
September 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Death Dragging an Old Man to His Tomb, by Stefano della Bella, 1648
Damn. Rest in peace to a literal scene lifer. Thanks for the memories and the pits Chad 🫡
New Found Glory's Chad Gilbert Has Passed Away - Theprp.com
R.I.P..
www.theprp.com
September 20, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Damn. Rest in peace to a literal scene lifer. Thanks for the memories and the pits Chad 🫡
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Deone Walker when he sees “Greg Van Roten” in the starting lineup
September 20, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Deone Walker when he sees “Greg Van Roten” in the starting lineup
It’s a broken ankle for Big Mike Onwenu
September 20, 2026 at 11:09 PM
It’s a broken ankle for Big Mike Onwenu
He’s played 35 NFL games and for 17 of them he was a god. It’ll probably be fine
September 20, 2026 at 9:32 PM
He’s played 35 NFL games and for 17 of them he was a god. It’ll probably be fine
Thanks so much for coming by @steelers
September 20, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Thanks so much for coming by @steelers
Christian Gonzalez got DK Metcalf on Whole 30 (in hell)
September 20, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Christian Gonzalez got DK Metcalf on Whole 30 (in hell)
This version of the Steelers looks like the 2010s Steelers after they got bought by private equity
September 20, 2026 at 6:54 PM
This version of the Steelers looks like the 2010s Steelers after they got bought by private equity
Another NFL season and she is still undefeated at “what time’s your game today?”
“…..oh. Well my mom’s coming over”
“…..oh. Well my mom’s coming over”
September 20, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Another NFL season and she is still undefeated at “what time’s your game today?”
“…..oh. Well my mom’s coming over”
“…..oh. Well my mom’s coming over”
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Someone told Treveyon Henderson that Sophie Cunningham would be waiting for him in the end zone
September 20, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Someone told Treveyon Henderson that Sophie Cunningham would be waiting for him in the end zone
TreVeyon Henderson got that Chun Li quickness
September 20, 2026 at 5:21 PM
TreVeyon Henderson got that Chun Li quickness
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since the beginning it's been clear that it's pretty cool to hear the Mannings break down what NFL QBs are thinking in real time and pretty dull to hear the Mannings ask the star of the newest Marvel movie a joke question that somebody else wrote while a football game plays in the background
Everyone seems to agree that the ManningCast is struggling, but there is an easy way to bring it back to life.
awfulannouncing.com/nfl/how-fix-...
awfulannouncing.com/nfl/how-fix-...
How to fix the ManningCast
Everyone seems to agree that the ManningCast is broken, but there is an easy way to bring it back to life.
awfulannouncing.com
September 20, 2026 at 4:37 PM
since the beginning it's been clear that it's pretty cool to hear the Mannings break down what NFL QBs are thinking in real time and pretty dull to hear the Mannings ask the star of the newest Marvel movie a joke question that somebody else wrote while a football game plays in the background
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As a former megachurch youth pastor I can tell you that Hegseth is running the military like a megachurch youth pastor, which as a former megachurch youth pastor I can tell you is a bad idea.
Hegseth kicks off “Send Me” tour invoking the biblical words of “whom shall I send” amid Iran war backlash
September 20, 2026 at 5:48 AM
As a former megachurch youth pastor I can tell you that Hegseth is running the military like a megachurch youth pastor, which as a former megachurch youth pastor I can tell you is a bad idea.
AI should be making my bacon crispy but not too crispy and pleasantly, slightly soft but not chewy. Where the fuck are Altman and those dweebs on that
September 20, 2026 at 2:51 PM
AI should be making my bacon crispy but not too crispy and pleasantly, slightly soft but not chewy. Where the fuck are Altman and those dweebs on that
If I’ve been up since 4:30 is it too early for a Gansett
September 20, 2026 at 2:31 PM
If I’ve been up since 4:30 is it too early for a Gansett
Holy shit we get good cheese in the national divorce too? Truly the gift that keeps on giving
September 19, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Holy shit we get good cheese in the national divorce too? Truly the gift that keeps on giving
I somehow missed that new Anthrax finally dropped yesterday and Frank Bello is such a savage and massive influence on me that these guys can be doing it when they’re 80 like AC/DC and I’ll still be first in line
September 19, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I somehow missed that new Anthrax finally dropped yesterday and Frank Bello is such a savage and massive influence on me that these guys can be doing it when they’re 80 like AC/DC and I’ll still be first in line