I ain’t got the five, dawg.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg.
@grandiddychris.bsky.social
Handsome OG. Father. Unc.
Cavs/Guardians/Browns/Buckeyes
Unchose, wholesome man of God. Until I’m not.
Cavs 13-9
Pinned
It’s kinda chilly out so the shorts had to come down a bit smh.
That woman dressed in what I’m sure is a high 5 figure trench coat with heels on and my man look like like he just left the motor pool smh.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and her MAN Jason Statham at the #Burberry show. #Lfw
September 21, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Always.
September 21, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Aye man come on
September 21, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I think I’m about to shave my beard. I’m bored and I wanna change my look up. Think I’m might come taper fade with the clean face since I’m graying more on my head.
September 21, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Dawg. Women are mean af. Dude on IG posted a video about him being cheated on while he was a big dude and it’s a bunch of women saying “well you shoulda lost weight and maybe she woulda stayed”. Like damn.
September 21, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Reposted by I ain’t got the five, dawg.
September 21, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Reaching across and pulling “shorty” halfway across the king size should be an Olympic sport lol. That shit fun.
September 20, 2026 at 3:14 PM
You not wrong. Glad I don’t sit at that table.
6’2 280 is a lot and everybody ain’t able.
September 20, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Literally start workouts at 225 on the bench just for that reason.
September 20, 2026 at 3:09 PM
“I ain’t know you was that strong” >>>>>
Tossing her around cuz she "too heavy">>>>>>
September 20, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This is driest my phone has been in ages. I guess life is peaceful and I’m not getting cheated on or ghosted but I’m lonely as fuck. And I’m not feeling as handsome as I had convinced myself I was.
September 17, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Bologna too.
Colonel being spelt like this really pisses me off.
September 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Damn Auntie Liv stacked
Mariska Hargitay arrived for #Emmys hosting duties
September 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
This is one of the main reasons I switched to Verizon. I refuse to go back to regular YouTube. I’ll pay the reduced price with my phone bill every month just to not have ads.
YouTube has gotten entirely too aggressive with these ads. Even when you try to skip or close out, they fucking force you to watch the shit.
September 14, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I miss my son so bad yall.
September 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
It’s the perfect amount of titty on my timeline.
September 14, 2026 at 7:03 AM
19. I had just started AIT after graduating basic.
How old was y’all during 9/11
September 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Quiet down!
Grab they throat while riding and passionately kiss them then whisper oh baby you missed me

Unlocks the “doing anything for you” mode

(Allegedly)
September 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Is this what I need in my life?
When she grab him by the neck… that’s when i knew
September 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Tom Ford Bitter Peach x Michel Germain Vanille kinda day.
September 9, 2026 at 1:49 PM
My son is leaving today. I’m happy but I feel like part of me is leaving smh.
September 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
All the things we should’ve said but we never said.
September 6, 2026 at 7:37 AM
The dispensary by my house this chocolate bar that’s got pieces of biscuit cookie in it. It’s so good.
September 6, 2026 at 7:37 AM
I’m not in here high as hell crying while listening to This Woman’s Work. Not at all.
September 6, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Gummy feels good now lol
September 3, 2026 at 5:18 AM