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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦
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Canadian. Steelworker. Retired. Sarcastic. Grandfather. The only left wings or right wings I care about are Chicken wings.
Stupidity and apathy are the real pandemics.

ELBOWS UP !
September 18, 2026 at 8:44 PM
September 16, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Can confirm.
September 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Grim Reaper: 'Is He Dead Yet?' - Trump Election
ALT: Grim Reaper: 'Is He Dead Yet?' - Trump Election
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September 12, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Happy 4th 🎇 to all non red-hatted non-Trump voting Americans out their struggling to live a good life surrounded by terminal stupidity and ignorance.
July 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Happy Canada 🇨🇦 Day... never 51st state a link to Bryan Adams new anthem 🎶
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Bryan Adams - 51st State
Listen to 51st State by Bryan Adams.
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July 1, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Making a coffee at my daughter's house and saw her mug in the cupboard... she's a Lab Technologist at our local hospital. With many of these new Doctors this mug is very true.
June 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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May 8, 2026 at 2:54 PM
How Canadian is your pizza?
May 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
How Canadian are your Potato chips?
April 30, 2026 at 4:48 PM
How Canadian is fast food in Canada?
April 30, 2026 at 3:52 PM
My world's in turmoil, up is down, black is white, nothing makes sense... I just listened to Miley Cyrus singing Metallica's Nothing Else Matters and really enjoyed it. Then I did a deep dive and somehow I became a fan. Her version of Jolene was amazing. I'm not sure my taste in music will survive.
April 19, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Who had threatening the Pope on your Bingo card?
April 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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March 10, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Had my first steak in 7 years last night. Doctors told me to stay away from red meat but last night I decided "Fuck it, I'm having one." Having a colonoscopy in 3 weeks so... in my memory it tasted waaaay better. Everyone else tried it and said it was delicious. Apparently I enjoy chicken more.
February 26, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I was probably the only Canadian that didn't watch the gold medal game... I had to choose between the game and helping my grandson build his first snowman.

No brainer.
February 22, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Is there a more nerve wracking job than replacing the springs on a garage door? Just the thought of that spring letting loose while you add tension is scary stuff... it's all done and working great but thinking this is a job I need to pay to get done 🤔 Nah, I'm too cheap.
February 21, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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