GreenKato5000
@greenkato5000.eurosky.social
A Spanish 18 y/o professional asshole brainless gay protogen with ADHD and a special hate for the game 'spin-off' from WiiParty
No politics allowed
No politics allowed
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I feel like my current pinned post is old, so I'm gonna pin this video instead, courtesy of @linusmediagroup.com's Instagram.
I just told my mom, she is... not proud...
I was intentionally as vague as possible, trying to pass it off as a stupidity, that we thought it was administrating our profile but it wasn't instead of cybercrime
I was intentionally as vague as possible, trying to pass it off as a stupidity, that we thought it was administrating our profile but it wasn't instead of cybercrime
Though I would rather get grounded by my mom, than getting imprisoned by the the cops for cybercrime, which I just learned was not even social engineering, they just didn't bother checking who had access to a file
October 7, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I just told my mom, she is... not proud...
I was intentionally as vague as possible, trying to pass it off as a stupidity, that we thought it was administrating our profile but it wasn't instead of cybercrime
I was intentionally as vague as possible, trying to pass it off as a stupidity, that we thought it was administrating our profile but it wasn't instead of cybercrime
Due to recent events involving me getting expelled, and because for some reason I like playing stupid games, I'm going to really get into cybersecurity, and especially how to NOT get caught next time, so they don't call the fuzz
October 7, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Due to recent events involving me getting expelled, and because for some reason I like playing stupid games, I'm going to really get into cybersecurity, and especially how to NOT get caught next time, so they don't call the fuzz
so the moral of the story is:
"Cheaters never prosper"
"Cheaters never prosper"
Breaking news: we got caught, they're telling my mom, and I got expelled for 15 days
Yes, i can confirm, we're completely out
October 7, 2026 at 12:14 PM
so the moral of the story is:
"Cheaters never prosper"
"Cheaters never prosper"
Breaking news: we got caught, they're telling my mom, and I got expelled for 15 days
Yes, i can confirm, we're completely out
Chat, I have sad news regarding our access
They took the investigation personally and they removed both mine (robinbanks) and my friend's (ByteDrift) users
we have a 3rd friend, with a 3rd user (JimNassium) and we hope that they did not catch that user, but for all we know now, we're out
They took the investigation personally and they removed both mine (robinbanks) and my friend's (ByteDrift) users
we have a 3rd friend, with a 3rd user (JimNassium) and we hope that they did not catch that user, but for all we know now, we're out
October 7, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Breaking news: we got caught, they're telling my mom, and I got expelled for 15 days
Yes, i can confirm, we're completely out
Chat, I have sad news regarding our access
They took the investigation personally and they removed both mine (robinbanks) and my friend's (ByteDrift) users
we have a 3rd friend, with a 3rd user (JimNassium) and we hope that they did not catch that user, but for all we know now, we're out
They took the investigation personally and they removed both mine (robinbanks) and my friend's (ByteDrift) users
we have a 3rd friend, with a 3rd user (JimNassium) and we hope that they did not catch that user, but for all we know now, we're out
ok, so I'm assuming you guys don't remember how me and a friend got admin-level access to the highschool hypervisor
well I would like to announce, that today my friend told me that because of the prank we pulled earlier today, the whole domain is under investigation
well I would like to announce, that today my friend told me that because of the prank we pulled earlier today, the whole domain is under investigation
October 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Yes, i can confirm, we're completely out
Chat, I have sad news regarding our access
They took the investigation personally and they removed both mine (robinbanks) and my friend's (ByteDrift) users
we have a 3rd friend, with a 3rd user (JimNassium) and we hope that they did not catch that user, but for all we know now, we're out
They took the investigation personally and they removed both mine (robinbanks) and my friend's (ByteDrift) users
we have a 3rd friend, with a 3rd user (JimNassium) and we hope that they did not catch that user, but for all we know now, we're out
ok, so I'm assuming you guys don't remember how me and a friend got admin-level access to the highschool hypervisor
well I would like to announce, that today my friend told me that because of the prank we pulled earlier today, the whole domain is under investigation
well I would like to announce, that today my friend told me that because of the prank we pulled earlier today, the whole domain is under investigation
October 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Chat, I have sad news regarding our access
They took the investigation personally and they removed both mine (robinbanks) and my friend's (ByteDrift) users
we have a 3rd friend, with a 3rd user (JimNassium) and we hope that they did not catch that user, but for all we know now, we're out
They took the investigation personally and they removed both mine (robinbanks) and my friend's (ByteDrift) users
we have a 3rd friend, with a 3rd user (JimNassium) and we hope that they did not catch that user, but for all we know now, we're out
ok, so I'm assuming you guys don't remember how me and a friend got admin-level access to the highschool hypervisor
well I would like to announce, that today my friend told me that because of the prank we pulled earlier today, the whole domain is under investigation
well I would like to announce, that today my friend told me that because of the prank we pulled earlier today, the whole domain is under investigation
October 6, 2026 at 1:38 PM
ok, so I'm assuming you guys don't remember how me and a friend got admin-level access to the highschool hypervisor
well I would like to announce, that today my friend told me that because of the prank we pulled earlier today, the whole domain is under investigation
well I would like to announce, that today my friend told me that because of the prank we pulled earlier today, the whole domain is under investigation
I love how me having music in the background while playing SuperTuxLarp or not having the music can make a 20 second difference between my best time, and my current time
October 6, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I love how me having music in the background while playing SuperTuxLarp or not having the music can make a 20 second difference between my best time, and my current time
we are NOT calling 1-833-GET-AIDS with this one chat
October 6, 2026 at 5:51 AM
we are NOT calling 1-833-GET-AIDS with this one chat
bruh imagine having memorised a map so good that you basically crash the game on the 7th lap, after overtaking everyone TWICE
The bots literally ignored me, they thought i was way too ahead, while i was, next to them
The bots literally ignored me, they thought i was way too ahead, while i was, next to them
October 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
bruh imagine having memorised a map so good that you basically crash the game on the 7th lap, after overtaking everyone TWICE
The bots literally ignored me, they thought i was way too ahead, while i was, next to them
The bots literally ignored me, they thought i was way too ahead, while i was, next to them
my Wii has been pestering me about having to eject the disc (the drive doesn't even work) because an error occurred, I got fed up with this, so...
here, I ejected the disc, are you happy now, dumbass?
here, I ejected the disc, are you happy now, dumbass?
October 5, 2026 at 9:59 AM
my Wii has been pestering me about having to eject the disc (the drive doesn't even work) because an error occurred, I got fed up with this, so...
here, I ejected the disc, are you happy now, dumbass?
here, I ejected the disc, are you happy now, dumbass?
Smasnugg dirty buds for the win, they actually have the capability of playing the audio properly, now they just sound a bit bad, but not so disgustingly terrible, like, I can actually hear the goddamn lyrics, now I have to find a solution for my battery
it sounds so fucking bad, I'm not enjoying this, and I am actively disliking it a lot
October 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Smasnugg dirty buds for the win, they actually have the capability of playing the audio properly, now they just sound a bit bad, but not so disgustingly terrible, like, I can actually hear the goddamn lyrics, now I have to find a solution for my battery
I really love it when every single app on my phone thinks that an MP3 file is not music, but Google files is genuinely playing the file that it thought was NOT music
also how the fuck is the bad audio situation with my headphones getting so bad so fast
also how the fuck is the bad audio situation with my headphones getting so bad so fast
October 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I really love it when every single app on my phone thinks that an MP3 file is not music, but Google files is genuinely playing the file that it thought was NOT music
also how the fuck is the bad audio situation with my headphones getting so bad so fast
also how the fuck is the bad audio situation with my headphones getting so bad so fast
fuck yt-dlp, won't do the only thing people use it for, pirating music, also fuck Spotify, y'all can shove your stupid DRM bullshit up y'all's ass, stupid companies not letting me use my phone's internal storage
nevermind, guess I'm using fucking ThePirateBay because apparently just logging the fuck into my Spotify account with my google account is not a thing I'm allowed to do
genuinely fuck YouTube, can't even download a video without yt-dlp telling me it got 403 Forbidden, I will be streaming and pirating all of my music off of Spotify from now on
October 4, 2026 at 9:42 PM
fuck yt-dlp, won't do the only thing people use it for, pirating music, also fuck Spotify, y'all can shove your stupid DRM bullshit up y'all's ass, stupid companies not letting me use my phone's internal storage
nevermind, guess I'm using fucking ThePirateBay because apparently just logging the fuck into my Spotify account with my google account is not a thing I'm allowed to do
genuinely fuck YouTube, can't even download a video without yt-dlp telling me it got 403 Forbidden, I will be streaming and pirating all of my music off of Spotify from now on
October 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
nevermind, guess I'm using fucking ThePirateBay because apparently just logging the fuck into my Spotify account with my google account is not a thing I'm allowed to do
genuinely fuck YouTube, can't even download a video without yt-dlp telling me it got 403 Forbidden, I will be streaming and pirating all of my music off of Spotify from now on
October 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
genuinely fuck YouTube, can't even download a video without yt-dlp telling me it got 403 Forbidden, I will be streaming and pirating all of my music off of Spotify from now on
Reposted by GreenKato5000
hot take: Ubuntu actually sucks and is the main reason along with Debian that people think Linux is difficult to use
October 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
hot take: Ubuntu actually sucks and is the main reason along with Debian that people think Linux is difficult to use
why are my Bluetooth headphones so unbelievably bassy? it's just drowning out the rest of the song, like, bass is fun, but I want to hear the rest of the fucking song, y'know?
October 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM
why are my Bluetooth headphones so unbelievably bassy? it's just drowning out the rest of the song, like, bass is fun, but I want to hear the rest of the fucking song, y'know?
wasn't "HYAAH!" the only thing link did?
October 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
wasn't "HYAAH!" the only thing link did?
I have been getting increasingly more pissed at the game because i already beat all the good tracks and the ones that i have not touched that are unlocked are a genuine pile of shit, i can't even accelerate without jumping off a cliff, so i wanted to make it so i didn't have to beat the game
i love supertuxkart's follow the leader mode
that is to say it's the 3rd time i Xkill the game because the ABSOLUTE FUCKASS of a leader threw something at me, IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD IS THAT FAIR?!
that is to say it's the 3rd time i Xkill the game because the ABSOLUTE FUCKASS of a leader threw something at me, IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD IS THAT FAIR?!
October 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I have been getting increasingly more pissed at the game because i already beat all the good tracks and the ones that i have not touched that are unlocked are a genuine pile of shit, i can't even accelerate without jumping off a cliff, so i wanted to make it so i didn't have to beat the game
i love supertuxkart's follow the leader mode
that is to say it's the 3rd time i Xkill the game because the ABSOLUTE FUCKASS of a leader threw something at me, IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD IS THAT FAIR?!
that is to say it's the 3rd time i Xkill the game because the ABSOLUTE FUCKASS of a leader threw something at me, IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD IS THAT FAIR?!
October 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
i love supertuxkart's follow the leader mode
that is to say it's the 3rd time i Xkill the game because the ABSOLUTE FUCKASS of a leader threw something at me, IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD IS THAT FAIR?!
that is to say it's the 3rd time i Xkill the game because the ABSOLUTE FUCKASS of a leader threw something at me, IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD IS THAT FAIR?!
chat, does anyone wanna do some SuperTuxLarping?
(i cannot believe i am laughing at this shit i just edited a fucking .desktop file)
(i cannot believe i am laughing at this shit i just edited a fucking .desktop file)
October 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
chat, does anyone wanna do some SuperTuxLarping?
(i cannot believe i am laughing at this shit i just edited a fucking .desktop file)
(i cannot believe i am laughing at this shit i just edited a fucking .desktop file)
Apparently, looking at the bluedevil source code by KDE, bluedevil is just a Plasma thing, and it runs on top of bluez, I am genuinely so confused right now
Alternatively, I could fork the code and make it so it supports bluedevil
I wanted to play SuperTuxKart with my wii remote
It DOES have native support for wiimotes, but EXCLUSIVELY over bluez, which I do not have because bluez SUCKS ASS and bazzite installed bluedevil for me and it actually links to things
It DOES have native support for wiimotes, but EXCLUSIVELY over bluez, which I do not have because bluez SUCKS ASS and bazzite installed bluedevil for me and it actually links to things
October 3, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Apparently, looking at the bluedevil source code by KDE, bluedevil is just a Plasma thing, and it runs on top of bluez, I am genuinely so confused right now
I just opened the SuperTuxKart source code on VSCode, it's just complaining heavily about everything because i don't have CMake properly installed (I doubt I can compile anything, I don't even get the kernel headers)
October 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I just opened the SuperTuxKart source code on VSCode, it's just complaining heavily about everything because i don't have CMake properly installed (I doubt I can compile anything, I don't even get the kernel headers)