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GreenPortal
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Green | Any pronouns | Aperture employee and protector of Soup. I'm just here to make sure nobody takes my username. Follow me on Pillowfort: https://www.pillowfort.social/GreenPortal
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Ooh, I can post it here! My fake game trailer commercial for the Raccademy Awards, hosted by @blairbears.bsky.social! Made in #Blender with Grease Pencil.

Soup may be just a little guy, but he's ready to tackle the daring adventures of master thief Sly Cooper!
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I just had a very confusing call with a spokesperson for Starbucks.
We Asked Starbucks Why Their 'Sugar-Free' Drinks Have Sugar and Now We're Just More Confused
There's a big difference between "sugar free" and "no added sugar."
gizmodo.com
October 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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I remember my father telling me how anti trust laws worked as a kid. Something like "Well son, we have laws where one electric company can't just buy all the OTHER electric companies. Then they could just charge whatever they want because there'd be no competition." We were a very optimistic people.
Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon are officially sister networks for the first time in HISTORY.

The two networks now share a parent company following today’s completed merger to form Skydance.
October 7, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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Hey Artists,
Let's try a different kind of art train.
Pick an aspect/idea/object from this piece and share one of yours that relates to it.
October 7, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Amongst the lilypads, the adventurer finds a mythical creature, taking a moments respite. He looks back at you over his shoulder.

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Finally done. Finally. I think worth the effort, the additional work with the wet skin and hair made a lot of difference.

Hope you like him!
October 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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color of「Soup」🍲✨

同人誌の表紙が完成🦊

before→after
October 7, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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fastest cat with fastest bird
August 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!"

Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
October 6, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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🤼
October 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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WoTC is attempting to Unionize. Y’all should definitely help them out after all the bullshit their workers have been through the past few years
October 7, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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Isn't it funny how all the things required to keep the net in a functional state also just so happen to be bad for kids? Torrents, online spaces, the internet archive. All bad for kids! What are the odds right?
October 7, 2026 at 8:55 AM
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my ocs: oh boy, I exist! I wonder what kind of lore I will have?
me:
February 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Saw *another* AI illustrated book at my day job - please for the love of humanity, hire real people for your art

hirehumanartists.com
Find an Artist Who Doesn't Use Generative AI | Hire Human Artists
Looking for an artist for your next project? Our human artist directory is full of over 400 artists who have pledged not to use gen AI.
hirehumanartists.com
October 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
October 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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Results of an estrogen bomb detonating above 12 Morrowind villages & small towns. 32 NPCs now live their best female lives.
October 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Posting some creepy stuff because of spooky season 🎃☠️
October 7, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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Today went to the hospital, Im still not ok. And the bill was this one...I feel sick. I cant pay for this, I dont have much time to pay, by the end of the year I gotta pay all. Now idk when I'll get better and strong enough to do commissions...so please If you can help me, all is very appreciated 🙏❤️‍🩹
October 7, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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I am a witch for all those near broken. I am a witch for those scraped raw by trying to climb high walls, cut by having to walk on glass scattered by hollow-hearted bastards. I am a witch for those needing transformation, bound to pain. For witches understand the bruised. - #EmilyCBanting #WitchSky
October 7, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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I'm also the kind of guy who main decked just the left leg of Exodia in every single deck. You would not believe how much that messes with people's heads.
March 21, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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You can't buy broken Nintendo's haunted the spirit of a 10 year old boy on eBay anymore. Recession indicator???
March 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Some of the most valuable information that exists can only be found due to someone talking about it on their blog in 2008.
March 17, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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From: Labyrinth Labyrinthos (1987), dir. Rintaro, Madhouse/Project Team Argos
October 7, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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With this feature, I can root the AI junk out of my library faster.
Just because the new server migration is going that doesn't stop me working! I was reviewing the information IGDB has and it allows me to also pull the AI disclosure from Steam! Cool, so let's hook that to the game search and add a nice little box to state where it uses AI for streamers and users!
October 7, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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Had to go on with something cute. Cause I need this right now.

~3~ bugs

And I'm quite sure the ladybug is also happy to receive some flowers ❤️
October 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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Going live now!!
Gonna be streaming Cassette Beasts starting around 2:00-2:30pm EST.
www.twitch.tv/amandathesca...
October 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Krook
October 6, 2026 at 5:13 PM