Greg
@gregparisi.bsky.social
Fan of theme parks, tiki, Rangers hockey, fantasy and history books, and reason 💙. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ally. Snark comes free.
No matter how bad things get for me I'm extremely confident I will never have to defend my stance on bestiality in front of the Senate.
September 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
No matter how bad things get for me I'm extremely confident I will never have to defend my stance on bestiality in front of the Senate.
Something something Sharia Law...
The EPA will test America's drinking water for abortion medication & birth control—caving to a years-long pressure campaign from anti-abortion extremists.
BREAKING: EPA Will Test Drinking Water for Abortion Pills & Contraception
The federal agency just caved to years of anti-abortion pressure
jessica.substack.com
September 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Something something Sharia Law...
There's a non-zero chance this whole Kennedy Center naming thing is what gives him the coronary we're all waiting for.
September 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
There's a non-zero chance this whole Kennedy Center naming thing is what gives him the coronary we're all waiting for.
These are supposed to be tough, and they are. LMM and Auli'i squeak this one out.
Today in the Sweet Sixteen of the Ultimate Walt Disney Animation Studios Songs bracket, two modern heroines go head to head. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
The Ultimate Walt Disney Animation Studios Songs Bracket - Round Four
Decide which songs should move to the Elite Eight.
docs.google.com
September 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
These are supposed to be tough, and they are. LMM and Auli'i squeak this one out.
But please, tell me more about Sharia Law coming to America.
In a concurrence to his own majority opinion in a Title VII vaccine exemption case, a Ninth Circuit judge claims that the administrative state is “inherently hostil[e]” to religion because administrators rely on rational and secular reasons to make decisions. /1
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cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
September 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
But please, tell me more about Sharia Law coming to America.
Few things make me feel as old as seeing what musical guests will be coming on SNL.
The first episodes of ‘SNL’ this season include Inde Navarrette as first-time host and Turnstile as first-time musical guests
Turnstile, Rosalía, KATSEYE Booked For 'SNL' Season 52
The 52nd season of SNL premieres later this month, and the lineup for the first four episodes has been announced. Turnstile and KATSEYE will be making debuts as musical guests on the show, and Rosalía...
stereogum.com
September 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Few things make me feel as old as seeing what musical guests will be coming on SNL.
Me being told for 40 years that tax cuts will trickle down.
September 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Me being told for 40 years that tax cuts will trickle down.
What gif pops up when you type your name?
September 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
What gif pops up when you type your name?
Something somethings leopards.
September 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Something somethings leopards.
VERY few songs are good enough to be a memorable trailer on its own...Circle of Life is one of those songs.
Today in the third round of the Ultimate Walt Disney Animation Studios Songs bracket, an iconic opening faces off against a delightfully sly underwater diva. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
The Ultimate Walt Disney Animation Studios Songs Bracket - Round Three
Decide which songs should move to the Sweet Sixteen.
docs.google.com
September 1, 2026 at 3:06 PM
VERY few songs are good enough to be a memorable trailer on its own...Circle of Life is one of those songs.
I've heard of 3 out of 25. I've seen full posts or videos of 0 of 25.
it’s that time of year again, Rolling Stone released their list of the top 25 content creators, which is actually a test of how old and out of touch you are… the lower your score, the more out of touch
i’ve heard of 11 out of 25
i’ve heard of 11 out of 25
25 Most Influential Creators of 2026
From breakout comedians and beauty experts to fashion newcomers and political stars, here are some of the biggest voices shaping the internet in 2026.
www.rollingstone.com
August 31, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I've heard of 3 out of 25. I've seen full posts or videos of 0 of 25.
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The Speaker of the House routinely deflects questions about the president who is in his own party by saying he hadn't heard that particular comment, but every single Democratic candidate is expected to denounce a Twitch streamer?
August 27, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The Speaker of the House routinely deflects questions about the president who is in his own party by saying he hadn't heard that particular comment, but every single Democratic candidate is expected to denounce a Twitch streamer?
THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLD WHITE PEOPLE KEEP DYING
August 26, 2026 at 4:35 PM
THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLD WHITE PEOPLE KEEP DYING
This administration is saying, at the same time, that Canada is fleecing us and taking advantage of us, while also not important enough to affect our well being.
US Trade Representative Jamieson Greer on a trade war with Canada: "There's no possible way it can really affect US well-being"
August 25, 2026 at 4:08 PM
This administration is saying, at the same time, that Canada is fleecing us and taking advantage of us, while also not important enough to affect our well being.
Look what we could have if we didn't have Republicans, exhibit #487,338
"Record-breaking investment in renewables could cement Canada as new clean energy superpower"
www.euronews.com/2026/08/18/w...
www.euronews.com/2026/08/18/w...
Major boost for green energy as Canada plans €43 billion investment
The slated green energy plans could light, heat and cool all the homes in Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver combined.
www.euronews.com
August 25, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Look what we could have if we didn't have Republicans, exhibit #487,338
Didn’t even this shit SCOTUS say Trump couldn’t just place tariffs at will? How is this going on with Canada?
August 23, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Didn’t even this shit SCOTUS say Trump couldn’t just place tariffs at will? How is this going on with Canada?
How, in the year of our lord 2026, do people still FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT?!
Husted: "I want to tell you why electricity prices are rising -- because Obama and Biden ... "
August 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
How, in the year of our lord 2026, do people still FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT?!
GOP message to voters “fewer jobs are better”
Bessent on the latest bad jobs report: "After the deportations that we've seen and the closing of the border, we don't need to produce as many jobs"
August 20, 2026 at 8:54 PM
GOP message to voters “fewer jobs are better”
This shit cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
www.chron.com/news/article...
www.chron.com/news/article...
DHS taunts detained Padres coach in fiery social media post
"NOBODY is above the law, and he will remain in ICE custody pending removal."
www.chron.com
August 20, 2026 at 8:15 PM
This shit cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
www.chron.com/news/article...
www.chron.com/news/article...
Both serviceable songs, but Let It Go has been branded into my brain from having a 4 year old daughter in 2013 so I never want to hear it again.
August 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Both serviceable songs, but Let It Go has been branded into my brain from having a 4 year old daughter in 2013 so I never want to hear it again.
Brought to you by the party that thinks DEI is the problem.
Darlene Graham just bumbled through one of the worst responses to a question during a political debate you'll ever see
August 19, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Brought to you by the party that thinks DEI is the problem.