I'm so fucking normal right now
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They/Them. My body betrays my degeneracy.
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"You got that sex robot ready?"
"Sure did boss. Real fuckin' sexy, just like you asked."
"And you made it look like—"
"Christopher Walken, you bet."
"And not just Christopher Walken, but—"
"Specifically the version linked to Natalie Wood's death. You got it, boss."
"Sure did boss. Real fuckin' sexy, just like you asked."
"And you made it look like—"
"Christopher Walken, you bet."
"And not just Christopher Walken, but—"
"Specifically the version linked to Natalie Wood's death. You got it, boss."
Ultimate Man shook my hand and then told me exactly how I was going to die.
September 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
"You got that sex robot ready?"
"Sure did boss. Real fuckin' sexy, just like you asked."
"And you made it look like—"
"Christopher Walken, you bet."
"And not just Christopher Walken, but—"
"Specifically the version linked to Natalie Wood's death. You got it, boss."
"Sure did boss. Real fuckin' sexy, just like you asked."
"And you made it look like—"
"Christopher Walken, you bet."
"And not just Christopher Walken, but—"
"Specifically the version linked to Natalie Wood's death. You got it, boss."
It doesn't make sense that something called butt rock is the worst kind of rock music.
September 18, 2026 at 7:37 PM
It doesn't make sense that something called butt rock is the worst kind of rock music.
Maybe I shouldn't play Wolverine in front of my cat. I don't want her learning the full potential of having claws.
September 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Maybe I shouldn't play Wolverine in front of my cat. I don't want her learning the full potential of having claws.
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"I am not complicit" I love it I'm putting it on a shirt
Ed Sheeran has released a statement on Macklemore being removed from his tour for speaking up for Palestine:
“I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have [my own opinions], and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
“I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have [my own opinions], and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
September 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
"I am not complicit" I love it I'm putting it on a shirt
You know when you're on Pirates of the Caribbean and one of the animatronics is broken?
September 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM
You know when you're on Pirates of the Caribbean and one of the animatronics is broken?
Damn they got Prince Andrew on display.
September 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Damn they got Prince Andrew on display.
Human achievement peaked with the invention of the bed.
September 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Human achievement peaked with the invention of the bed.
If I had a nickel every time I saw someone on the left completely ignore intersectionality in favor of class reductionism, I'd have to guillotine myself because I'd be a billionaire.
September 12, 2026 at 1:32 AM
If I had a nickel every time I saw someone on the left completely ignore intersectionality in favor of class reductionism, I'd have to guillotine myself because I'd be a billionaire.
I'm relieved it's not Connecticut for once
September 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I'm relieved it's not Connecticut for once
Irrelevant? Career long dead? Ask your doctor is transphobia is right for you.
September 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Irrelevant? Career long dead? Ask your doctor is transphobia is right for you.
Congrats to Charlie Kirk for not saying anything stupid for a whole year
September 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Congrats to Charlie Kirk for not saying anything stupid for a whole year
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pretty hate machine voice: INFLATABLE SLIDE
September 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
pretty hate machine voice: INFLATABLE SLIDE
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Sept - Dec is when young coyotes finally leave their parents' territory to find their own mates and homes. They can travel up to 300 miles, often going through people's backyards and even urban areas. This is when domestic cats and dogs are most likely to be killed by coyotes. Keep your pets inside.
September 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Sept - Dec is when young coyotes finally leave their parents' territory to find their own mates and homes. They can travel up to 300 miles, often going through people's backyards and even urban areas. This is when domestic cats and dogs are most likely to be killed by coyotes. Keep your pets inside.
I'm gonna keep count of every time I hear a white person drop the n-word.
August 29, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I'm gonna keep count of every time I hear a white person drop the n-word.
Wu Tang supplies prepared. Ready to enter the 36 Chambers.
August 29, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Wu Tang supplies prepared. Ready to enter the 36 Chambers.
AI art is art in the same way a puddle of vomit is food.
August 28, 2026 at 2:46 AM
AI art is art in the same way a puddle of vomit is food.
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I don't think Tim Curry was doing a "bit." I think he fucked that puppet. And he made Frank Oz do the voice the whole time. And good for him.
August 26, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I don't think Tim Curry was doing a "bit." I think he fucked that puppet. And he made Frank Oz do the voice the whole time. And good for him.
Tf is this
August 21, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Tf is this
lmao The Social Network is franchiseslop now
August 19, 2026 at 1:12 AM
lmao The Social Network is franchiseslop now
Age of Sigmar is van art from an alternate universe where Jack Kirby wrote Lord of the Rings
August 17, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Age of Sigmar is van art from an alternate universe where Jack Kirby wrote Lord of the Rings
The worst thing about seeing people use "folx" online is you can't throw nickels at people over the internet
August 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
The worst thing about seeing people use "folx" online is you can't throw nickels at people over the internet
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Say what you will about this app but at least people here don’t seem to be baffled by the idea that AI is built upon plagiarism
August 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Say what you will about this app but at least people here don’t seem to be baffled by the idea that AI is built upon plagiarism
I know shipping real people is gross and weird but I want to officiate the wedding of George Santos and James Somerton
August 16, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I know shipping real people is gross and weird but I want to officiate the wedding of George Santos and James Somerton
Netflix just put The West Wing on my shows you may like list and I've never been more offended in my life.
August 14, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Netflix just put The West Wing on my shows you may like list and I've never been more offended in my life.