Grumbleputty
@grumbleputty.bsky.social
Nerd stuff & Liberal rants
The Scattered Realms TTRPG wiki: https://scatteredrealms.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page
Vorpal Threads Nerdwear: https://www.etsy.com/shop/vorpalthreads
The Scattered Realms TTRPG wiki: https://scatteredrealms.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page
Vorpal Threads Nerdwear: https://www.etsy.com/shop/vorpalthreads
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Some sketches I've been working on lately. Trying to push my clothing design a little further. #characterdesign #WIP #sketches #D&D
The saddest thing about Trump's Kennedy Center obsession is that it's absolutely simple for rich people to get their name on a prestigious building. The Donald J. Trump Pediatric Cancer Research Center could open tomorrow if he spent just a fraction of his wealth, but that's not how he's wired.
September 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
The saddest thing about Trump's Kennedy Center obsession is that it's absolutely simple for rich people to get their name on a prestigious building. The Donald J. Trump Pediatric Cancer Research Center could open tomorrow if he spent just a fraction of his wealth, but that's not how he's wired.
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My profile pic is of Major General Smedley Butler, the man who probably saved us from the last attempted fascist takeover by the Epstein class, and who, in a just world, would have a statue on every army base. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smedley...
Smedley Butler - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
March 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
My profile pic is of Major General Smedley Butler, the man who probably saved us from the last attempted fascist takeover by the Epstein class, and who, in a just world, would have a statue on every army base. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smedley...
So, has anyone ever seen a Salisbury steak in any context other than a Hungry Man frozen dinner? Like have you ever seen one on a restaurant menu? Ever shown up to a dinner party with a casserole dish of them? Or does your family hand down a cherished Salisbury steak recipe?
September 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
So, has anyone ever seen a Salisbury steak in any context other than a Hungry Man frozen dinner? Like have you ever seen one on a restaurant menu? Ever shown up to a dinner party with a casserole dish of them? Or does your family hand down a cherished Salisbury steak recipe?
A new D&D Barbarian subclass I've been working on, the Path of the Rhythm: a barbarian who loses themselves in music rather than raging. Really hungry for feedback, good or bad! #dnd #ttrpg #homebrew #barbarian
September 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
A new D&D Barbarian subclass I've been working on, the Path of the Rhythm: a barbarian who loses themselves in music rather than raging. Really hungry for feedback, good or bad! #dnd #ttrpg #homebrew #barbarian
So if the next Democratic president signs an executive order renaming Mountain View, California to “Googlesucksdonkeyballsopilis”, will Google update maps accordingly?
August 31, 2026 at 7:07 PM
So if the next Democratic president signs an executive order renaming Mountain View, California to “Googlesucksdonkeyballsopilis”, will Google update maps accordingly?
There have been more sightings of the Loch Ness Monster in 2026 than sightings of Mitch McConnell.
August 28, 2026 at 2:55 PM
There have been more sightings of the Loch Ness Monster in 2026 than sightings of Mitch McConnell.
Everybody!!!! I can’t stress enough, dive into this rabbit hole! It’s a fairly comprehensive, obsessive, opinionated, often infuriating and… screw it, it defies explanation. Just go, trust me: scaruffi.com/vol5/geo.htm...
History of Rock Music vol5
History of Rock Music vol5
scaruffi.com
August 21, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Everybody!!!! I can’t stress enough, dive into this rabbit hole! It’s a fairly comprehensive, obsessive, opinionated, often infuriating and… screw it, it defies explanation. Just go, trust me: scaruffi.com/vol5/geo.htm...
Hey guys, just about to retire after 30 years on the force, just gonna go on one last case with my hotshot new rookie partner. I’ll check in after, sure it’s going to be a piece of cake.
August 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Hey guys, just about to retire after 30 years on the force, just gonna go on one last case with my hotshot new rookie partner. I’ll check in after, sure it’s going to be a piece of cake.
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The Nerd Reich explains the origins, strategies, and ambitions of Silicon Valley’s war on democracy for the first time. Durán exposes how the world’s richest men are building a new political order. www.amazon.com/Nerd-Reich-S... / @piperformissouri.bsky.social @wellmanformo.bsky.social
August 19, 2026 at 5:57 PM
The Nerd Reich explains the origins, strategies, and ambitions of Silicon Valley’s war on democracy for the first time. Durán exposes how the world’s richest men are building a new political order. www.amazon.com/Nerd-Reich-S... / @piperformissouri.bsky.social @wellmanformo.bsky.social
FOR PARENTS OF TEENAGERS A SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE THAT SEND YOU A NEW PHONE-CHARGING CABLE EVERY 10 DAYS venture capitalists I’ll await your call.
August 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
FOR PARENTS OF TEENAGERS A SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE THAT SEND YOU A NEW PHONE-CHARGING CABLE EVERY 10 DAYS venture capitalists I’ll await your call.
There is no higher compliment you can give to a man from New Jersey than mistaking him for Vin Diesel at the Deli counter at Stop-N-Shop.
August 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
There is no higher compliment you can give to a man from New Jersey than mistaking him for Vin Diesel at the Deli counter at Stop-N-Shop.
I just turned a pile of angry crabs into a truly laughable amount of meat
August 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I just turned a pile of angry crabs into a truly laughable amount of meat
Not sure I needed another reason to hate AI companies, but sure, thanks... www.cityam.com/ai-firms-tar...
'Dystopian' - AI firms target London’s rare bookshops in hunt for training data
London’s rare bookshops appear to have been targeted by AI companies such as Anthropic, searching for books to train their frontier models
www.cityam.com
August 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Not sure I needed another reason to hate AI companies, but sure, thanks... www.cityam.com/ai-firms-tar...
An unwritten law of the universe: digging through old records in any flea-market, garage-sale or resale shop, in any part of the country, you’ll find this:
July 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
An unwritten law of the universe: digging through old records in any flea-market, garage-sale or resale shop, in any part of the country, you’ll find this:
So salads are causing explosive diarrhea, and now wildfires have made the actual air unhealthy.
Why exactly did I quit smoking a year ago?
Why exactly did I quit smoking a year ago?
July 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
So salads are causing explosive diarrhea, and now wildfires have made the actual air unhealthy.
Why exactly did I quit smoking a year ago?
Why exactly did I quit smoking a year ago?
On a family vacation in a fairly rural part of Western Minnesota. Had surprisingly good sushi at a restaurant last night, delicious Nepalese street food at the local flea market today.
Just a nice reminder that everything gets better when immigrants add the best of their cultures to ours.
Just a nice reminder that everything gets better when immigrants add the best of their cultures to ours.
July 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
On a family vacation in a fairly rural part of Western Minnesota. Had surprisingly good sushi at a restaurant last night, delicious Nepalese street food at the local flea market today.
Just a nice reminder that everything gets better when immigrants add the best of their cultures to ours.
Just a nice reminder that everything gets better when immigrants add the best of their cultures to ours.
Stop blaming Satan-we’re just fundamentally assholes to ourselves and each other.
July 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Stop blaming Satan-we’re just fundamentally assholes to ourselves and each other.
If you need validation for liking summer days, blue jeans, cold beer and kissing your High School sweetheart you don’t need country music, you need professional help.
July 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
If you need validation for liking summer days, blue jeans, cold beer and kissing your High School sweetheart you don’t need country music, you need professional help.
Yesterday 4th place in a pinball tournament, tonight bingo and a meat raffle. Tomorrow during walleye fishing I will unlock Peak Minnesota.
July 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Yesterday 4th place in a pinball tournament, tonight bingo and a meat raffle. Tomorrow during walleye fishing I will unlock Peak Minnesota.
Just spoke to my dear friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes on the phone, he said he feels happy, he thinks he’ll go for a walk and he doesn’t want the go on the cart.
July 7, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Just spoke to my dear friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes on the phone, he said he feels happy, he thinks he’ll go for a walk and he doesn’t want the go on the cart.
There’s a new strain of swimmers itch in Minnesota, because apparently nature has had enough of humanity’s calves.
July 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
There’s a new strain of swimmers itch in Minnesota, because apparently nature has had enough of humanity’s calves.
…and just like that, America lost all interest in soccer.
July 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
…and just like that, America lost all interest in soccer.
Jumped into a lake yesterday, forgetting I was wearing my glasses. Shortly thereafter I was not, having made an offering to the Minnesota Lake Spirits.
July 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Jumped into a lake yesterday, forgetting I was wearing my glasses. Shortly thereafter I was not, having made an offering to the Minnesota Lake Spirits.
In 10 years I’m going to be sitting across from some young doctor who’s going to tell me “Your test results are in, and low key, not gonna lie, your cholesterol is high”
July 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
In 10 years I’m going to be sitting across from some young doctor who’s going to tell me “Your test results are in, and low key, not gonna lie, your cholesterol is high”
Walked over to a friend’s house in a homemade alien costume, and when he saw me he said “Oh, that’s not the alien costume I was expecting.”
Because I have more than one homemade alien costume
Need a Time Machine to go back and tell 10 year-old Grumbleputty that we did it!
Because I have more than one homemade alien costume
Need a Time Machine to go back and tell 10 year-old Grumbleputty that we did it!
June 18, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Walked over to a friend’s house in a homemade alien costume, and when he saw me he said “Oh, that’s not the alien costume I was expecting.”
Because I have more than one homemade alien costume
Need a Time Machine to go back and tell 10 year-old Grumbleputty that we did it!
Because I have more than one homemade alien costume
Need a Time Machine to go back and tell 10 year-old Grumbleputty that we did it!