Embden J. Goose
@grumpygoose.bsky.social
Hot-tempered, hopelessly optimistic and absent-minded, all stuffed into a fluffy package and adorned with a tiny hat.
Hope ya like drawings and random babblin', cause BOY, is that gonna happen! Oh, and photos of stuff, occasionally.
Hope ya like drawings and random babblin', cause BOY, is that gonna happen! Oh, and photos of stuff, occasionally.
Was excited to go to someone's birthday party, but needed a nap before it.
Ended up sleeping for 11 hours.
F🪿k!
Ended up sleeping for 11 hours.
F🪿k!
October 30, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Was excited to go to someone's birthday party, but needed a nap before it.
Ended up sleeping for 11 hours.
F🪿k!
Ended up sleeping for 11 hours.
F🪿k!
Being autistic and having tinnitus is like a constant mystery of figuring out: "is that sound coming from the house or my ears?".
October 22, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Being autistic and having tinnitus is like a constant mystery of figuring out: "is that sound coming from the house or my ears?".
You ever watch a show you were unable to finish. Not because you didn't like it, but rather the opposite; You like it too much and are afraid it's not gonna hold up?
October 15, 2026 at 12:45 PM
You ever watch a show you were unable to finish. Not because you didn't like it, but rather the opposite; You like it too much and are afraid it's not gonna hold up?
Knowing your body enough to be like "hmm... Yeah, that's an illness coming on" days before you show any real symptoms is a funny vibe.
October 11, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Knowing your body enough to be like "hmm... Yeah, that's an illness coming on" days before you show any real symptoms is a funny vibe.
Took me forever, but I finally got my gump in gear and coloured my birbman!
Meet Jacquilin! A jackdaw with a huge interest in monstrous beings.
Especially mimics and slimes!
Meet Jacquilin! A jackdaw with a huge interest in monstrous beings.
Especially mimics and slimes!
October 6, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Took me forever, but I finally got my gump in gear and coloured my birbman!
Meet Jacquilin! A jackdaw with a huge interest in monstrous beings.
Especially mimics and slimes!
Meet Jacquilin! A jackdaw with a huge interest in monstrous beings.
Especially mimics and slimes!
Setting an alarm to wake up for work? Naaah...
Setting an alarm to call my landlord as soon as the office opens on Monday about WHY THEY TOOK MY BIKE DESPITE ME REMOVING THE TAPE THEY PUT FOR THE BIKE CLEANUP!?!
YEAH! YEAH, I THINK I F🪿KIN' WILL!!!
Setting an alarm to call my landlord as soon as the office opens on Monday about WHY THEY TOOK MY BIKE DESPITE ME REMOVING THE TAPE THEY PUT FOR THE BIKE CLEANUP!?!
YEAH! YEAH, I THINK I F🪿KIN' WILL!!!
September 26, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Setting an alarm to wake up for work? Naaah...
Setting an alarm to call my landlord as soon as the office opens on Monday about WHY THEY TOOK MY BIKE DESPITE ME REMOVING THE TAPE THEY PUT FOR THE BIKE CLEANUP!?!
YEAH! YEAH, I THINK I F🪿KIN' WILL!!!
Setting an alarm to call my landlord as soon as the office opens on Monday about WHY THEY TOOK MY BIKE DESPITE ME REMOVING THE TAPE THEY PUT FOR THE BIKE CLEANUP!?!
YEAH! YEAH, I THINK I F🪿KIN' WILL!!!
Do you think our pets ever wonder why we constantly make noise?
Like, compared to dogs and cats, we are extremely noisy. Do they ever wonder why we make so much noise?
Like, compared to dogs and cats, we are extremely noisy. Do they ever wonder why we make so much noise?
September 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Do you think our pets ever wonder why we constantly make noise?
Like, compared to dogs and cats, we are extremely noisy. Do they ever wonder why we make so much noise?
Like, compared to dogs and cats, we are extremely noisy. Do they ever wonder why we make so much noise?
Being interested in philosophy is a double-edged sword; on one end, you can get some good anwers to life questions.
On the other, you get into an hour discussion with yourself about whether you REALLY want ice cream or not.
On the other, you get into an hour discussion with yourself about whether you REALLY want ice cream or not.
September 11, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Being interested in philosophy is a double-edged sword; on one end, you can get some good anwers to life questions.
On the other, you get into an hour discussion with yourself about whether you REALLY want ice cream or not.
On the other, you get into an hour discussion with yourself about whether you REALLY want ice cream or not.
"We'll make Sweden into Sweden again!"
Hmm... Why does that phrase seem familiar...?
Hmm... Why does that phrase seem familiar...?
September 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM
"We'll make Sweden into Sweden again!"
Hmm... Why does that phrase seem familiar...?
Hmm... Why does that phrase seem familiar...?
I don't type in perfect grammar because I'm mad.
I type in perfect grammar because if I didn't, my middle school English teacher would kill me!
I type in perfect grammar because if I didn't, my middle school English teacher would kill me!
August 26, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I don't type in perfect grammar because I'm mad.
I type in perfect grammar because if I didn't, my middle school English teacher would kill me!
I type in perfect grammar because if I didn't, my middle school English teacher would kill me!
"If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to hide."
I've done nothing wrong, but I still have my personal privacy and integrity to protect.
I've done nothing wrong, but I still have my personal privacy and integrity to protect.
August 24, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to hide."
I've done nothing wrong, but I still have my personal privacy and integrity to protect.
I've done nothing wrong, but I still have my personal privacy and integrity to protect.
I've had so many nightmares, lately.
Kinda makes me wish I was a gore/body horror enthusiast, but I sure as heck am not!
Kinda makes me wish I was a gore/body horror enthusiast, but I sure as heck am not!
August 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I've had so many nightmares, lately.
Kinda makes me wish I was a gore/body horror enthusiast, but I sure as heck am not!
Kinda makes me wish I was a gore/body horror enthusiast, but I sure as heck am not!
When ads use remakes of well-known songs, the only thing that advertises to me is the original song.
I forget the product and go find the original track.
I forget the product and go find the original track.
August 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
When ads use remakes of well-known songs, the only thing that advertises to me is the original song.
I forget the product and go find the original track.
I forget the product and go find the original track.
What's with video essay-people and reading every sentence with the same "end of the presentation" cadence?
It becomes quite exhausting to listen to after only a minute or two.
It becomes quite exhausting to listen to after only a minute or two.
July 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
What's with video essay-people and reading every sentence with the same "end of the presentation" cadence?
It becomes quite exhausting to listen to after only a minute or two.
It becomes quite exhausting to listen to after only a minute or two.
Don't count eggs 'til you've hatched the sheep.
June 24, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Don't count eggs 'til you've hatched the sheep.
"Evolution isn't real because even Darwin himself sai-"
DARWIN DIED A HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS AGO! GENETIC SCIENCE HAVE DEVELOPED A LOT SINCE THEN!
F🪿K!!!
DARWIN DIED A HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS AGO! GENETIC SCIENCE HAVE DEVELOPED A LOT SINCE THEN!
F🪿K!!!
June 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"Evolution isn't real because even Darwin himself sai-"
DARWIN DIED A HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS AGO! GENETIC SCIENCE HAVE DEVELOPED A LOT SINCE THEN!
F🪿K!!!
DARWIN DIED A HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS AGO! GENETIC SCIENCE HAVE DEVELOPED A LOT SINCE THEN!
F🪿K!!!
I keep surprising people about bird anatomy. This has happened a few times now:
Friend: "I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BIRD IN THE D🐓K!!!"
Me: "It's a bird, it doesn't have one!"
Friend: "Wait, what?"
Friend: "I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BIRD IN THE D🐓K!!!"
Me: "It's a bird, it doesn't have one!"
Friend: "Wait, what?"
June 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I keep surprising people about bird anatomy. This has happened a few times now:
Friend: "I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BIRD IN THE D🐓K!!!"
Me: "It's a bird, it doesn't have one!"
Friend: "Wait, what?"
Friend: "I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BIRD IN THE D🐓K!!!"
Me: "It's a bird, it doesn't have one!"
Friend: "Wait, what?"
Went to the clinic today...
Neither the doctor nor I knew why...
I hadn't booked an appointment for any reason...
At least I got out of the house for a bit...
Neither the doctor nor I knew why...
I hadn't booked an appointment for any reason...
At least I got out of the house for a bit...
June 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Went to the clinic today...
Neither the doctor nor I knew why...
I hadn't booked an appointment for any reason...
At least I got out of the house for a bit...
Neither the doctor nor I knew why...
I hadn't booked an appointment for any reason...
At least I got out of the house for a bit...
Got rid of my beard for the first time ever and TWO people said I look like a relative of John Cena...
I don't know how to feel about that!
I don't know how to feel about that!
June 6, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Got rid of my beard for the first time ever and TWO people said I look like a relative of John Cena...
I don't know how to feel about that!
I don't know how to feel about that!
Just had an idea.
Decoyfriend: Nothing romantic going on between you.
You're just "together" to ward off unwanted advances either directly (by being physically together) or indirectly (showing them on your phone).
Decoyfriend: Nothing romantic going on between you.
You're just "together" to ward off unwanted advances either directly (by being physically together) or indirectly (showing them on your phone).
June 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Just had an idea.
Decoyfriend: Nothing romantic going on between you.
You're just "together" to ward off unwanted advances either directly (by being physically together) or indirectly (showing them on your phone).
Decoyfriend: Nothing romantic going on between you.
You're just "together" to ward off unwanted advances either directly (by being physically together) or indirectly (showing them on your phone).
Yesterday, I somehow was reminded of when I was a kid, playing trombone in music class.
Tried finding the old songs we'd play and goshdand, was THAT a trip through memory lane!
Tried finding the old songs we'd play and goshdand, was THAT a trip through memory lane!
May 27, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Yesterday, I somehow was reminded of when I was a kid, playing trombone in music class.
Tried finding the old songs we'd play and goshdand, was THAT a trip through memory lane!
Tried finding the old songs we'd play and goshdand, was THAT a trip through memory lane!
Reposted by Embden J. Goose
Sometimes I wonder if I'm one of those silly "ban-lists" that keep floating around social media places.
I doubt I am and even if I was, I don't care to know.
Doesn't stop me being occasionally curious, though.
I doubt I am and even if I was, I don't care to know.
Doesn't stop me being occasionally curious, though.
May 14, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Sometimes I wonder if I'm one of those silly "ban-lists" that keep floating around social media places.
I doubt I am and even if I was, I don't care to know.
Doesn't stop me being occasionally curious, though.
I doubt I am and even if I was, I don't care to know.
Doesn't stop me being occasionally curious, though.
Reposted by Embden J. Goose
"You used your phone 2 hours more than last week"
Alright, but I don't remember asking...
Alright, but I don't remember asking...
April 6, 2026 at 7:03 AM
"You used your phone 2 hours more than last week"
Alright, but I don't remember asking...
Alright, but I don't remember asking...