Gurt Sherm
@gurtsherm.bsky.social
music idiot, sports idiot, chef idiot, atlanta
fuck ice
UGA c/o 2017
1995-present 🏳️🌈
fuck ice
UGA c/o 2017
1995-present 🏳️🌈
An attractive person hitting on me is basically "Waddup? I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fuckin' learned how to read."
November 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
An attractive person hitting on me is basically "Waddup? I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fuckin' learned how to read."
An attractive woman texted me saying I'm "a cutie" what the fuck do I do I'm 31 years old and mentally ill
November 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
An attractive woman texted me saying I'm "a cutie" what the fuck do I do I'm 31 years old and mentally ill
Uhhhhhhh I had a missed connection with an attractive older woman in Atlanta who lives in North Carolina and she just hit me up.
Making fun of myself, this did not go well last time.
Making fun of myself, this did not go well last time.
November 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Uhhhhhhh I had a missed connection with an attractive older woman in Atlanta who lives in North Carolina and she just hit me up.
Making fun of myself, this did not go well last time.
Making fun of myself, this did not go well last time.
Found footage of North Georgia ape-like creature colloquially known as Gurt Sherm jumping off waterfall near Hiawassee has surfaced.
More at 11:00.
More at 11:00.
November 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Found footage of North Georgia ape-like creature colloquially known as Gurt Sherm jumping off waterfall near Hiawassee has surfaced.
More at 11:00.
More at 11:00.
I MISS BEING KINDA COOL DAMMIT
November 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I MISS BEING KINDA COOL DAMMIT
When I did more solo acoustic shows, it was always fun to pull out more obscure early Bowie songs to cover.
I'd play Unwashed And Somewhat Slightly Dazed and some drunk dude would be like "that was freakin' trance-adelic, Paul McCartney" thinking I wrote it.
I'd play Unwashed And Somewhat Slightly Dazed and some drunk dude would be like "that was freakin' trance-adelic, Paul McCartney" thinking I wrote it.
November 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
When I did more solo acoustic shows, it was always fun to pull out more obscure early Bowie songs to cover.
I'd play Unwashed And Somewhat Slightly Dazed and some drunk dude would be like "that was freakin' trance-adelic, Paul McCartney" thinking I wrote it.
I'd play Unwashed And Somewhat Slightly Dazed and some drunk dude would be like "that was freakin' trance-adelic, Paul McCartney" thinking I wrote it.
Once I was tuning my guitar at show and tested my A-B-C on the A string.
Guy yelled "PLAY STAIRWAY" and I thought it was bait so I said "NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" then I got coaxed into playing the first two minutes of Stairway.
People who didn't know me thought it was fun, my friends booed me.
Guy yelled "PLAY STAIRWAY" and I thought it was bait so I said "NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" then I got coaxed into playing the first two minutes of Stairway.
People who didn't know me thought it was fun, my friends booed me.
November 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Once I was tuning my guitar at show and tested my A-B-C on the A string.
Guy yelled "PLAY STAIRWAY" and I thought it was bait so I said "NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" then I got coaxed into playing the first two minutes of Stairway.
People who didn't know me thought it was fun, my friends booed me.
Guy yelled "PLAY STAIRWAY" and I thought it was bait so I said "NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" then I got coaxed into playing the first two minutes of Stairway.
People who didn't know me thought it was fun, my friends booed me.
I love songs where very talented musicians take a back seat, play something relatively simple, and let the lead vocals steal the show.
November 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I love songs where very talented musicians take a back seat, play something relatively simple, and let the lead vocals steal the show.
The news of Chris Cornell passing away broke right as my birthday party was wrapping up.
All my friends there were musicians and we all love Soundgarden. We basically just ended the party blasting Soundgarden and Audioslave.
When "no one sings like you anymore" was sung, some of us shed tears.
All my friends there were musicians and we all love Soundgarden. We basically just ended the party blasting Soundgarden and Audioslave.
When "no one sings like you anymore" was sung, some of us shed tears.
November 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The news of Chris Cornell passing away broke right as my birthday party was wrapping up.
All my friends there were musicians and we all love Soundgarden. We basically just ended the party blasting Soundgarden and Audioslave.
When "no one sings like you anymore" was sung, some of us shed tears.
All my friends there were musicians and we all love Soundgarden. We basically just ended the party blasting Soundgarden and Audioslave.
When "no one sings like you anymore" was sung, some of us shed tears.
Slaves & Bulldozers by Soundgarden is one of my favorites and also qualifies in the realm of "walkup songs if you were an MLB closing pitcher."
November 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Slaves & Bulldozers by Soundgarden is one of my favorites and also qualifies in the realm of "walkup songs if you were an MLB closing pitcher."
love shooting the shit with max can't wait to tell bad jokes again when she comes to atlanta
November 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
love shooting the shit with max can't wait to tell bad jokes again when she comes to atlanta
Georgia republicans like "make sure to vote no on the UGA black jerseys on Tuesday"
November 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Georgia republicans like "make sure to vote no on the UGA black jerseys on Tuesday"
Good news, very important news:
I thought I accidentally threw out an unopened bag of pita chips but I found it. My life is very interesting.
I thought I accidentally threw out an unopened bag of pita chips but I found it. My life is very interesting.
November 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Good news, very important news:
I thought I accidentally threw out an unopened bag of pita chips but I found it. My life is very interesting.
I thought I accidentally threw out an unopened bag of pita chips but I found it. My life is very interesting.
Mike Wilbon is one of the last good and real journalists employed by ESPN. Get well soon Wilbon.
November 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Mike Wilbon is one of the last good and real journalists employed by ESPN. Get well soon Wilbon.
roll up to the shindig blasting Stevie Ray
November 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
roll up to the shindig blasting Stevie Ray
High school story and unfortunately I never bought one of these shirts.
November 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
High school story and unfortunately I never bought one of these shirts.
*rips bong* Lane Kiffin despite his first name seems like a guy who has never used his turn signals
November 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
*rips bong* Lane Kiffin despite his first name seems like a guy who has never used his turn signals
Where does FSU go now?
Also, serious question not joking, does Florida State go for a coach where they have a cheaper buyout so they finally learn their goddamn lesson? Do they care?
Also, serious question not joking, does Florida State go for a coach where they have a cheaper buyout so they finally learn their goddamn lesson? Do they care?
November 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Where does FSU go now?
Also, serious question not joking, does Florida State go for a coach where they have a cheaper buyout so they finally learn their goddamn lesson? Do they care?
Also, serious question not joking, does Florida State go for a coach where they have a cheaper buyout so they finally learn their goddamn lesson? Do they care?
I ain't even get this from growing up ~around~ Atlanta but lemon pepper wings swimming in cayenne sauce has always been my favorite.
Maybe the stereotype is true. Damn I wish wings were cheaper.
Maybe the stereotype is true. Damn I wish wings were cheaper.
November 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I ain't even get this from growing up ~around~ Atlanta but lemon pepper wings swimming in cayenne sauce has always been my favorite.
Maybe the stereotype is true. Damn I wish wings were cheaper.
Maybe the stereotype is true. Damn I wish wings were cheaper.
Lmao my friend Fish posted a video of him dressed as a cowboy absolutely shredding his Gibson ES-335 at a Halloween show but the camera angle is basically "let's aim the lens at your dick-balls-taint region" I'm about to roast him so hard
November 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Lmao my friend Fish posted a video of him dressed as a cowboy absolutely shredding his Gibson ES-335 at a Halloween show but the camera angle is basically "let's aim the lens at your dick-balls-taint region" I'm about to roast him so hard
Reposted by Gurt Sherm
Seeing UGA at -3 right now
November 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Seeing UGA at -3 right now
Just saw an OG 1985 Nissan Pathfinder. Thing of beauty.
November 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Just saw an OG 1985 Nissan Pathfinder. Thing of beauty.
I don't necessarily like pranks but I like asking my friends questions that don't make sense.
Like I meet my friend for dinner and I greet them with a smile and a hug and "hey do you happen to have a spare HDMI cable in your pocket I can borrow?"
Like I meet my friend for dinner and I greet them with a smile and a hug and "hey do you happen to have a spare HDMI cable in your pocket I can borrow?"
November 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I don't necessarily like pranks but I like asking my friends questions that don't make sense.
Like I meet my friend for dinner and I greet them with a smile and a hug and "hey do you happen to have a spare HDMI cable in your pocket I can borrow?"
Like I meet my friend for dinner and I greet them with a smile and a hug and "hey do you happen to have a spare HDMI cable in your pocket I can borrow?"
Damn I'm realizing I am basically Otto Mann the bus driver without the CDL.
Actually Otto probably forged having a CDL.
Actually Otto probably forged having a CDL.
November 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Damn I'm realizing I am basically Otto Mann the bus driver without the CDL.
Actually Otto probably forged having a CDL.
Actually Otto probably forged having a CDL.
Homie who lives a mile away attended a wedding or traveled for work every weekend in October. Reminds me that people actually like me.
We're going to Georgia Tech @ Georgia to end the year 😎🫡
We're going to Georgia Tech @ Georgia to end the year 😎🫡
November 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Homie who lives a mile away attended a wedding or traveled for work every weekend in October. Reminds me that people actually like me.
We're going to Georgia Tech @ Georgia to end the year 😎🫡
We're going to Georgia Tech @ Georgia to end the year 😎🫡