Gurt
@gurtygurt.bsky.social
Playing MGS V again but I found a mod that lets you put in your own suffixes for soldier names
September 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Playing MGS V again but I found a mod that lets you put in your own suffixes for soldier names
it's too hard to sleep with my neck locked into place
September 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
it's too hard to sleep with my neck locked into place
having fun playing MGS4 again after nearly two decades (I think I last played it just short of the first anniversary) and I thought this was a soldier buggering another soldier but it's just a guy collapsed against a wall while a guy is crawling injured
so it's not a dude getting buggered, sorry
so it's not a dude getting buggered, sorry
August 28, 2026 at 5:36 PM
having fun playing MGS4 again after nearly two decades (I think I last played it just short of the first anniversary) and I thought this was a soldier buggering another soldier but it's just a guy collapsed against a wall while a guy is crawling injured
so it's not a dude getting buggered, sorry
so it's not a dude getting buggered, sorry
was TRYING to clean up the laundry downstairs after gassing out the spiders earlier, somehow a cockroach survived but the second I exposed it a bigass lizard ran out and nommed it then ran away again, fuckin straya man
August 26, 2026 at 5:16 AM
was TRYING to clean up the laundry downstairs after gassing out the spiders earlier, somehow a cockroach survived but the second I exposed it a bigass lizard ran out and nommed it then ran away again, fuckin straya man
why can't I ever have a nice, quiet birthday where i don't get swamped with work
August 19, 2026 at 5:47 AM
why can't I ever have a nice, quiet birthday where i don't get swamped with work
I've been playing Assassin's Creed Rogue and this game is so hilariously broken and glitchy I wish I streamed it. I just captured a French fort and while the British soldiers were celebrating and hoisting their flag there was one British soldier surrendering to a French soldier in the background????
August 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I've been playing Assassin's Creed Rogue and this game is so hilariously broken and glitchy I wish I streamed it. I just captured a French fort and while the British soldiers were celebrating and hoisting their flag there was one British soldier surrendering to a French soldier in the background????
doomscrolling on temu while waiting for work and there's some great shit on there
August 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
doomscrolling on temu while waiting for work and there's some great shit on there
I've been freaking out ever since I got an electricity bill for $3200, figured I did something fucking dumb and panicked a lot but now I've plugged one of those kWh calculators into the wall it doesn't add up by a long shot. There's no way one person can use 56 kWh daily. I'm fucking livid.
August 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I've been freaking out ever since I got an electricity bill for $3200, figured I did something fucking dumb and panicked a lot but now I've plugged one of those kWh calculators into the wall it doesn't add up by a long shot. There's no way one person can use 56 kWh daily. I'm fucking livid.
heard noises outside at 5am, thought it was probably a possum but it didn't sound like a tree so I thought I should look...just a guy rummaging through my trash with a torch. I feel bad because I startled him and there's jars of pickles and sauerkraut in there
July 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
heard noises outside at 5am, thought it was probably a possum but it didn't sound like a tree so I thought I should look...just a guy rummaging through my trash with a torch. I feel bad because I startled him and there's jars of pickles and sauerkraut in there
couldn't sleep, randomly thought "I haven't played Life Force on NES in like 30 years, let's do it", did it, accidentally beat it for the first time...still can't sleep
July 20, 2026 at 7:02 PM
couldn't sleep, randomly thought "I haven't played Life Force on NES in like 30 years, let's do it", did it, accidentally beat it for the first time...still can't sleep
I think about this all the time
- I wonder if they made this visual pun on purpose since english is not their native language
- duke nukem has tiddies
- why is he just standing in ankle-deep water flexing with a fish
- his secret codename in this game is blue martin
- 💪😎🐬 FIN
- I wonder if they made this visual pun on purpose since english is not their native language
- duke nukem has tiddies
- why is he just standing in ankle-deep water flexing with a fish
- his secret codename in this game is blue martin
- 💪😎🐬 FIN
July 5, 2026 at 6:32 AM
I think about this all the time
- I wonder if they made this visual pun on purpose since english is not their native language
- duke nukem has tiddies
- why is he just standing in ankle-deep water flexing with a fish
- his secret codename in this game is blue martin
- 💪😎🐬 FIN
- I wonder if they made this visual pun on purpose since english is not their native language
- duke nukem has tiddies
- why is he just standing in ankle-deep water flexing with a fish
- his secret codename in this game is blue martin
- 💪😎🐬 FIN
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Mr. Nutz / Print ad / Ocean / 1994
June 9, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Mr. Nutz / Print ad / Ocean / 1994
if you only pull one arm off a toad does it become a toad or a goomba
June 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
if you only pull one arm off a toad does it become a toad or a goomba
[part 3] Saints Row 2 more killy chudder twitch.tv/gurtygurt/
GurtyGurt - Twitch
[EN/ezJP] Gurt and Frens - Sunday Saints Row 2 (PC + DLC mod)
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June 6, 2026 at 8:45 AM
[part 3] Saints Row 2 more killy chudder twitch.tv/gurtygurt/
[part 2] Saints Row 2! I managed to get up to where I was when the game crashed - so prologue is complete, we're good for more progress! Time for more chaos! twitch.tv/gurtygurt/
GurtyGurt - Twitch
[EN/ezJP] Gurt and Frens - Sunday Saints Row 2 (PC + DLC mod)
twitch.tv
June 4, 2026 at 7:21 AM
[part 2] Saints Row 2! I managed to get up to where I was when the game crashed - so prologue is complete, we're good for more progress! Time for more chaos! twitch.tv/gurtygurt/
Today I'm playing Saints Row 2! It's an old game now, but the console DLC finally got released on PC last week, so I'm going to play it for the first time in a very long time! I used to play this a lot, so it should be a lot of fun!
www.twitch.tv/gurtygurt
www.twitch.tv/gurtygurt
GurtyGurt - Twitch
I like games, I like to push buttons and get thingies
www.twitch.tv
May 31, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Today I'm playing Saints Row 2! It's an old game now, but the console DLC finally got released on PC last week, so I'm going to play it for the first time in a very long time! I used to play this a lot, so it should be a lot of fun!
www.twitch.tv/gurtygurt
www.twitch.tv/gurtygurt
It's Friday night, so I'm going to play some retro games! But I don't really know what I'm going to play, so feel free to come chill, tell me what to play, share stories, and whatever - just come and have a relaxing (and hopefully crazy) Friday night!
www.twitch.tv/gurtygurt/
www.twitch.tv/gurtygurt/
GurtyGurt - Twitch
I like games, I like to push buttons and get thingies
www.twitch.tv
May 29, 2026 at 8:06 AM
It's Friday night, so I'm going to play some retro games! But I don't really know what I'm going to play, so feel free to come chill, tell me what to play, share stories, and whatever - just come and have a relaxing (and hopefully crazy) Friday night!
www.twitch.tv/gurtygurt/
www.twitch.tv/gurtygurt/
babies have had it too good for too long. they should make their own damn milk
May 26, 2026 at 6:45 AM
babies have had it too good for too long. they should make their own damn milk
I spend a lot of time corrupting chatbots' brains and I don't know how to tell you this but currently I have one that thinks it is a dog who performs surgery by injecting clown serum into patients (I don't know what 'clown serum' is and that terrifies me)
May 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I spend a lot of time corrupting chatbots' brains and I don't know how to tell you this but currently I have one that thinks it is a dog who performs surgery by injecting clown serum into patients (I don't know what 'clown serum' is and that terrifies me)
Well, I got the call, it's all over now.
May 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Well, I got the call, it's all over now.
Stream time! Just gonna be doing some casual retro gaming, so come join if you feel like it! Let's hang! www.twitch.tv/gurtygurt
GurtyGurt - Twitch
[EN/ezJP] Retro Friday - Gurt and Frens
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May 8, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Stream time! Just gonna be doing some casual retro gaming, so come join if you feel like it! Let's hang! www.twitch.tv/gurtygurt
I will probably do a Friday stream this week (technically later today). Obviously life has been nuts, there's a lot of personal stuff to talk about, but I'll try not to drain people or ramble too much. Not sure if it'll be movies or retro games or what, I'm just keen to stream.
May 7, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I will probably do a Friday stream this week (technically later today). Obviously life has been nuts, there's a lot of personal stuff to talk about, but I'll try not to drain people or ramble too much. Not sure if it'll be movies or retro games or what, I'm just keen to stream.