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Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong
www.theguardian.com/football/202... the platonic ideal of “your drip too hard”
Oxford United apologise for launching ‘United 93’ clothing range around 9/11 anniversary
Oxford United have been forced to abandon a new range of American sports-influenced merchandise given its jarring association with one of the aircraft hijacked on 11 September
www.theguardian.com
September 19, 2026 at 9:11 AM
www.theguardian.com/football/202... the platonic ideal of “your drip too hard”
With all the success of Lanterns, DC should make a show about the Arrow family. Call it “Quiverfull” or something
September 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
With all the success of Lanterns, DC should make a show about the Arrow family. Call it “Quiverfull” or something
The NFL’s been doing this big push to into South America and then obviously they love the UK, and I think that’s really cool. But if they were smart they’d capture both markets and just hold a game in the Falklands
September 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
The NFL’s been doing this big push to into South America and then obviously they love the UK, and I think that’s really cool. But if they were smart they’d capture both markets and just hold a game in the Falklands
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mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain
June 26, 2026 at 8:31 AM
mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain
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oh no i’m thinking about the fat kookaburra that people kept feeding sausages to again until it was too overweight to fly 😭
May 22, 2026 at 1:20 AM
oh no i’m thinking about the fat kookaburra that people kept feeding sausages to again until it was too overweight to fly 😭
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you ever read something so french that you need to go flirt with someone who is not your spouse
May 18, 2026 at 7:07 PM
you ever read something so french that you need to go flirt with someone who is not your spouse
People no longer referring to weed as “marijuana” is cultural erasure against Mexicans
May 4, 2026 at 10:08 AM
People no longer referring to weed as “marijuana” is cultural erasure against Mexicans
Always wild to spot celebs waiting for the tube (the dog from Alien³)
April 22, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Always wild to spot celebs waiting for the tube (the dog from Alien³)
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this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills.
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy
Czechia's Ondřej Satoria, who is a full-time electrician, leaves his final career game to a standing ovation after throwing 4.2 shutout innings against Japan!
March 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills.
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy
Them: You and the wifey have any plans for Valentines Day??
Me: Sure do!
The plans:
Me: Sure do!
The plans:
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Them: You and the wifey have any plans for Valentines Day??
Me: Sure do!
The plans:
Me: Sure do!
The plans:
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Do you all know the joys of the Danish Voice Actor for Starscream in the original Transformers cartoon? I promise you aren't ready for it.
November 26, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Do you all know the joys of the Danish Voice Actor for Starscream in the original Transformers cartoon? I promise you aren't ready for it.
Forget flying cars, whatever happened to our hovercraft future??
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Forget flying cars, whatever happened to our hovercraft future??
Alternate universe where the chipmunks are lobsters instead:
🎶 Alvin, Simon, Thermodore! 🎶
🎶 Alvin, Simon, Thermodore! 🎶
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Alternate universe where the chipmunks are lobsters instead:
🎶 Alvin, Simon, Thermodore! 🎶
🎶 Alvin, Simon, Thermodore! 🎶
The missus and I refined indefinite leave to remain status in the UK the same day Dick Cheney died *ans* Zohran was elected mayor in NYC. Coincidence? I think not. Iconic? Absolutely
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The missus and I refined indefinite leave to remain status in the UK the same day Dick Cheney died *ans* Zohran was elected mayor in NYC. Coincidence? I think not. Iconic? Absolutely
Lifted, not stirred
October 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Lifted, not stirred
The biggest dumper comes thru in the biggest moment! GOMS 🔱
October 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The biggest dumper comes thru in the biggest moment! GOMS 🔱
Stayed up past 6am to watch 15 innings of struggles only to see the M’s emerge victorious.
Current Mood:
Current Mood:
October 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Stayed up past 6am to watch 15 innings of struggles only to see the M’s emerge victorious.
Current Mood:
Current Mood:
Knew Mariners fuckery was afoot when they scored one single run off bases loaded no out
October 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Knew Mariners fuckery was afoot when they scored one single run off bases loaded no out
Live look at the Mariners:
October 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Live look at the Mariners:
Seen a lot of discourse around the new TSwift song “Wood”, and while I’m not exactly sure of the context, I think it’s pretty cool she has a song dedicating to legendary Seattle frontman, Andrew Wood. Here’s hoping for a target exclusive variant ft her cover of Hunger Strike
October 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Seen a lot of discourse around the new TSwift song “Wood”, and while I’m not exactly sure of the context, I think it’s pretty cool she has a song dedicating to legendary Seattle frontman, Andrew Wood. Here’s hoping for a target exclusive variant ft her cover of Hunger Strike
Me n my bestie getting matching bot fly larvae 🐛
July 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me n my bestie getting matching bot fly larvae 🐛
I feel sorry for the people for who cilantro tastes like soap
April 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I feel sorry for the people for who cilantro tastes like soap
Prague tour guide: and so he built this garden to celebrate the birth of his 11th child
Me: Just like Antonio Cromartie!
The rest of the group: 😒
Me: Just like Antonio Cromartie!
The rest of the group: 😒
April 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Prague tour guide: and so he built this garden to celebrate the birth of his 11th child
Me: Just like Antonio Cromartie!
The rest of the group: 😒
Me: Just like Antonio Cromartie!
The rest of the group: 😒
Hereditary (2018)
March 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hereditary (2018)
At fetish night and gently playing someone’s chest harness: I like this! What’s it for? Ohhh…are you a photographer??
March 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
At fetish night and gently playing someone’s chest harness: I like this! What’s it for? Ohhh…are you a photographer??