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Oberon (Vortigern)
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The curtain rises!
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Bro mad because I broke his meta
October 7, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Reposted by Oberon (Vortigern)
October 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
[Walks out of the blast zone] No thank you.
Silence, insect.
October 7, 2026 at 12:47 PM
*He's* at war, I'm literally retired.
October 7, 2026 at 12:42 PM
You are disgusting and your robes are lame.
October 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
October 7, 2026 at 12:40 PM
October 7, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I'm literally just standing here
October 7, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Reposted by Oberon (Vortigern)
Yeah, we could blame Oberon for this.
October 7, 2026 at 12:36 PM
No. Evil dragon's beam.
October 7, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Tsk.
October 7, 2026 at 12:33 PM
So true. Locust plague.
Actually you're a big bug.
[Deadpan] Wow, Mr. Cage. I'm a big fan.
September 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
[Deadpan] Wow, Mr. Cage. I'm a big fan.
[Walks back out a while later with a towel around his neck and a healthy sheen over his face.]

H'oh, had a good sweat in there. Good thing I had it set to B for Buge and not C for Caster~!
[Walks into the scene unburned and kicks the druid into the wicker man]
September 14, 2026 at 1:19 AM
[Walks into the scene unburned and kicks the druid into the wicker man]
Got a problem with getting

Cage'd?
Hey please use the 1973 one thanks.
September 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Hey please use the 1973 one thanks.
September 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Weed and booze taste like shit geas.
Rune of itchy back of your heel that you can't seem to satisfy.
September 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Bro couldn't even tell whose aura of hatred was it the moment he felt it.
September 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I think today's melon pan taste very bad.
September 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Wait that dude got dragged to hell.
September 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
HAHAAAA

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September 11, 2026 at 3:59 PM
That's six letters are you fucking stupid
September 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
TWINKS IN MY MENTIONS SHUT THE FUCK UP
September 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Wgat the hell
September 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Doot doot do do doot do do do do do
September 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
wgat the ffuck man
[ Playing the Little Mermaid theme on Oberon's ribcage. ]
September 4, 2026 at 4:44 AM