Joel
@gymleaderjoel.bsky.social
sci-fi nerd ∙ gamer ∙ pokémon trainer ∙ dog lover 🐾 ∙ he / him 🏳️🌈
this might be a controversial post but i’m craving a banana milkshake rn
October 8, 2026 at 12:50 PM
this might be a controversial post but i’m craving a banana milkshake rn
i’ve been invited to a networking event next week and it dawned on me that i own no professional looking clothes anymore so i’ve had to do a mad dash online today to sort out an outfit for it
October 8, 2026 at 12:29 PM
i’ve been invited to a networking event next week and it dawned on me that i own no professional looking clothes anymore so i’ve had to do a mad dash online today to sort out an outfit for it
ugh my left airpod has started crackling. i’m so pissed off, this is the second pair i’ve had die on me the same way now
October 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
ugh my left airpod has started crackling. i’m so pissed off, this is the second pair i’ve had die on me the same way now
so i looked into buying a digital copy of contact, it’s a fantastic sci-fi movie staring jodie foster and matthew mcconaughy. i couldn’t believe it when i saw it costs £8.99, that’s banana pants for a ‘97 movie
October 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
so i looked into buying a digital copy of contact, it’s a fantastic sci-fi movie staring jodie foster and matthew mcconaughy. i couldn’t believe it when i saw it costs £8.99, that’s banana pants for a ‘97 movie
neptune square mars
neptune square venus
my client wants to know why she gets no penis
neptune square venus
my client wants to know why she gets no penis
October 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
neptune square mars
neptune square venus
my client wants to know why she gets no penis
neptune square venus
my client wants to know why she gets no penis
just been to aldi for my weekly food shop and discovered that a 1kg pack of beef mince is now £9.06, i feel sick
October 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
just been to aldi for my weekly food shop and discovered that a 1kg pack of beef mince is now £9.06, i feel sick
well i don’t mean to brag or anything but i’ve finally completed the pokédex on google. biggest achievement of the week, hell yeah
September 29, 2026 at 8:54 PM
well i don’t mean to brag or anything but i’ve finally completed the pokédex on google. biggest achievement of the week, hell yeah
imo locktober is one of those things that sounds hot in theory but sucks in practice, especially if you don’t have anyone to hold the key
September 29, 2026 at 6:48 PM
imo locktober is one of those things that sounds hot in theory but sucks in practice, especially if you don’t have anyone to hold the key
this makes me want the duo even more, what a cool idea
September 29, 2026 at 4:53 PM
this makes me want the duo even more, what a cool idea
every so often i’ll do something i think is game changing either on a personal or professional level and when it happens i always think to myself afterwards ‘why tf did it take you so long for the penny to drop?’
September 28, 2026 at 3:59 PM
every so often i’ll do something i think is game changing either on a personal or professional level and when it happens i always think to myself afterwards ‘why tf did it take you so long for the penny to drop?’
came across this ambient track today and i’m obsessed. it uses audio from the PS2 start up and that sound is such an eargasm for me
September 24, 2026 at 10:00 PM
came across this ambient track today and i’m obsessed. it uses audio from the PS2 start up and that sound is such an eargasm for me
this looks really interesting. i love the concept and the setting. you can tell it was directed by brad bird because it feels very incredibles-coded. definitely adding it to my watchlist
Ray Gunn | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
youtu.be
September 24, 2026 at 2:08 PM
this looks really interesting. i love the concept and the setting. you can tell it was directed by brad bird because it feels very incredibles-coded. definitely adding it to my watchlist
i’ve been super wiped out this month. it’s hard to describe but i don’t feel like i’m fully awake and i can’t focus properly on anything
September 22, 2026 at 3:03 PM
i’ve been super wiped out this month. it’s hard to describe but i don’t feel like i’m fully awake and i can’t focus properly on anything
too many good ones to choose from but here are my 9 games that shaped me
September 22, 2026 at 2:15 PM
too many good ones to choose from but here are my 9 games that shaped me
finished rewatching arcane last night and it’s still firmly in my top five animated series
September 21, 2026 at 12:19 PM
finished rewatching arcane last night and it’s still firmly in my top five animated series
think i might have come down with norovirus or something similar. every joint in my body feels like it has broken glass inside it. i haven’t felt this rough in a hot second jfc
September 18, 2026 at 10:14 AM
think i might have come down with norovirus or something similar. every joint in my body feels like it has broken glass inside it. i haven’t felt this rough in a hot second jfc
so amused at the juxtaposition between the calming vanilla scented candle and then behind it, the menacing K2SO droid and its creepy shadow
September 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
so amused at the juxtaposition between the calming vanilla scented candle and then behind it, the menacing K2SO droid and its creepy shadow
i know i’m learning this late but omg la roux is making a comeback! what an icon, that’s made my day
September 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
i know i’m learning this late but omg la roux is making a comeback! what an icon, that’s made my day
i still find it so surreal that the most prominent news stories today are discussing how AI will wipe out humanity terminator-style
September 16, 2026 at 1:09 PM
i still find it so surreal that the most prominent news stories today are discussing how AI will wipe out humanity terminator-style
feeling very aromatic-minded today so decided to buy myself a cute lil vanilla scented candle which i’m embarrassingly excited to try out tonight
September 16, 2026 at 12:33 PM
feeling very aromatic-minded today so decided to buy myself a cute lil vanilla scented candle which i’m embarrassingly excited to try out tonight
well that crotch shot of john from this week’s episode of lanterns was something to behold
September 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
well that crotch shot of john from this week’s episode of lanterns was something to behold
just dropped a bowl full of peas in boiling water all over my hands and on to the floor. i clearly need to be supervised in the kitchen
September 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
just dropped a bowl full of peas in boiling water all over my hands and on to the floor. i clearly need to be supervised in the kitchen
i’ve been accepted into the beta for the new siri but my mind’s now drawing a blank over what to ask it. i’m so used to associating it solely with basic tasks like setting a timer or turning a light on. from what i’ve tested so far though, the difference really is night and day
September 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
i’ve been accepted into the beta for the new siri but my mind’s now drawing a blank over what to ask it. i’m so used to associating it solely with basic tasks like setting a timer or turning a light on. from what i’ve tested so far though, the difference really is night and day
that’s my weekend plans sorted! can’t wait to slash up all the bad guys and swoon over mystique’s cameo
September 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
that’s my weekend plans sorted! can’t wait to slash up all the bad guys and swoon over mystique’s cameo
just updated to ios 27 and all the top and bottom padding inconsistencies across all the stock apps are pissing me off
September 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
just updated to ios 27 and all the top and bottom padding inconsistencies across all the stock apps are pissing me off