Hazel
@hackneyhaz.bsky.social
Stay left. Drink beer. Watch cricket (Glos CCC). Let football ruin you (Dons with added Celtic and Roma.) Swim wherever you can. She/her
On the Today Programme Lisa Nandy's response to the Piddington racists was to say that a village in her constituency would vote the same way, giving credence the far right agitator line about dangers to women and girls as justification. 🤦♀️
September 16, 2026 at 8:00 AM
On the Today Programme Lisa Nandy's response to the Piddington racists was to say that a village in her constituency would vote the same way, giving credence the far right agitator line about dangers to women and girls as justification. 🤦♀️
September 12, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Genuinely love this. If a player got hit when not being able to see the ball properly the same people would complain.Complain about Reform being on your board instead.
Absolutely unbelievable.
The game has been called off for the day because of bad light and we will have to come back tomorrow for the sake of four runs!
This is a massive example of cricket doing itself no favours whatsoever. Those still in the ground are rather angry.
#BBCCricket
The game has been called off for the day because of bad light and we will have to come back tomorrow for the sake of four runs!
This is a massive example of cricket doing itself no favours whatsoever. Those still in the ground are rather angry.
#BBCCricket
August 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Genuinely love this. If a player got hit when not being able to see the ball properly the same people would complain.Complain about Reform being on your board instead.
Azure Laura Ashley
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August 28, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Azure Laura Ashley
Even by Premier League standards Fulham fans are abysmal. I’m sure they used to be a bit better than polite clapping of goals and leaving after an hour?
August 27, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Even by Premier League standards Fulham fans are abysmal. I’m sure they used to be a bit better than polite clapping of goals and leaving after an hour?
Nice to be in a venue that pushed a Dolly playlist minutes after the news tonight. Singing along is a good tribute.
August 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Nice to be in a venue that pushed a Dolly playlist minutes after the news tonight. Singing along is a good tribute.
Every so often I say this but Puff the Magic Dragon is the saddest song ever.
August 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Every so often I say this but Puff the Magic Dragon is the saddest song ever.
Clearly they are better today,but how long before this lot are in administration again? # HUDWIM
August 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Clearly they are better today,but how long before this lot are in administration again? # HUDWIM
Happy EFL Day to all who celebrate. Welcome back to the corner shop bags of cans for the train, the snide Stone Island badges sewn onto shit gear over the summer, the lads queuing for the traps for a sniff of cheap coke. We love it all, right?
August 15, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Happy EFL Day to all who celebrate. Welcome back to the corner shop bags of cans for the train, the snide Stone Island badges sewn onto shit gear over the summer, the lads queuing for the traps for a sniff of cheap coke. We love it all, right?
There’s a drought, the countryside is on fire and this Northern Train has the heating on.
August 15, 2026 at 10:00 AM
There’s a drought, the countryside is on fire and this Northern Train has the heating on.
Hackney teddy bears overdid the ket on their picnic.
August 15, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Hackney teddy bears overdid the ket on their picnic.
Gloucestershire v Northants on another glorious day #metrobankfever #cheltenham
August 11, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Gloucestershire v Northants on another glorious day #metrobankfever #cheltenham
August 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Had dinner next to some hideous landlords. They wanted to evict their tenants and tear the solar panels off the house. Thought themselves posh but they lived in Radstock and couldn’t pronounce delice. I mean I’m from the worst edges of Horfield and I can say delice properly.
August 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Had dinner next to some hideous landlords. They wanted to evict their tenants and tear the solar panels off the house. Thought themselves posh but they lived in Radstock and couldn’t pronounce delice. I mean I’m from the worst edges of Horfield and I can say delice properly.
Charlton fans on the train to Cheltenham are having a ‘mare. Two of them tried using the wrong tickets while the bloke across the aisle opened a can that exploded all over the table and the immaculately dressed woman opposite him. She is now making a swift departure to another seat.
August 8, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Charlton fans on the train to Cheltenham are having a ‘mare. Two of them tried using the wrong tickets while the bloke across the aisle opened a can that exploded all over the table and the immaculately dressed woman opposite him. She is now making a swift departure to another seat.
Kemi Badenoch on Today defending the neo-Nazi council candidate by saying that it is right to give those who have previously been radicalised a chance. Badenoch on Shamima Begum, whom was groomed by Islamic State when a child, "Citizenship is a privilege, she forfeited it." 🤔
August 5, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Kemi Badenoch on Today defending the neo-Nazi council candidate by saying that it is right to give those who have previously been radicalised a chance. Badenoch on Shamima Begum, whom was groomed by Islamic State when a child, "Citizenship is a privilege, she forfeited it." 🤔
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Tomorrow, Lord Walney, who was responsible in part for the proscription of Palestine Action, will publish an article in The Times arguing that BASH BACK be proscribed as a terrorist organisation.
We will not be intimidated.
Neither should you.
xoxo BASH BACK
We will not be intimidated.
Neither should you.
xoxo BASH BACK
July 26, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Tomorrow, Lord Walney, who was responsible in part for the proscription of Palestine Action, will publish an article in The Times arguing that BASH BACK be proscribed as a terrorist organisation.
We will not be intimidated.
Neither should you.
xoxo BASH BACK
We will not be intimidated.
Neither should you.
xoxo BASH BACK
No between full time and extra time show? Amateurs.
July 19, 2026 at 9:20 PM
No between full time and extra time show? Amateurs.
Correct decision. Chuck anyone complaining off too.
July 19, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Correct decision. Chuck anyone complaining off too.
Fuck this shit. Just go for a piss and it’s the second half lads.
July 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Fuck this shit. Just go for a piss and it’s the second half lads.
Just imagine how good the World Cup final at the Azteca would have been. And weep.
July 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Just imagine how good the World Cup final at the Azteca would have been. And weep.