Hailey. 🍉
@haileyjmos.bsky.social
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i think it should be standard practice to wear masks when you visit a hospital or somewhere medical. it definitely feels logical to have one on when you go somewhere that sick people are known to congregate, y’know. but my nurse was concerned to see me wearing one which was sad
September 22, 2026 at 7:33 PM
i think it should be standard practice to wear masks when you visit a hospital or somewhere medical. it definitely feels logical to have one on when you go somewhere that sick people are known to congregate, y’know. but my nurse was concerned to see me wearing one which was sad
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Does he know he’s the most photogenic cat?
September 22, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Does he know he’s the most photogenic cat?
giving your voodoo doll a hug because i love you. but very gently because a small squeeze from me is probably equivalent of being hit by a car when you magnify the forces from a doll to your actual body. what were we talking about again?
September 21, 2026 at 7:04 PM
giving your voodoo doll a hug because i love you. but very gently because a small squeeze from me is probably equivalent of being hit by a car when you magnify the forces from a doll to your actual body. what were we talking about again?
what’s the closest thing to a mcgriddle without giving money to mcdonalds
September 21, 2026 at 6:08 PM
what’s the closest thing to a mcgriddle without giving money to mcdonalds
while we’re on the subject, i am still saying kiev, and lvov, and kharkov, etc. this isn’t a word i’m generally a fan of, but suddenly changing your spelling of those places only after the invasion is extremely performative and feels too preachy and forced for me
i think it’s interesting how so many people have their own standards for how we all pick and choose which pronunciations to be faithful to. i do not say jaguar, the car company, the british way, though i normally say proper nouns as close to the original as i can. it just doesn’t sound right idk
September 21, 2026 at 5:32 PM
while we’re on the subject, i am still saying kiev, and lvov, and kharkov, etc. this isn’t a word i’m generally a fan of, but suddenly changing your spelling of those places only after the invasion is extremely performative and feels too preachy and forced for me
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this probably does not have a definite answer, but how do you get fit enough that you stop looking fat? cause i feel like increasing my physical strength has hardly correlated with losing weight. i have a lot of muscle cause my career is picking up heavy objects, but im so fat you really can’t tell
September 21, 2026 at 5:01 PM
this probably does not have a definite answer, but how do you get fit enough that you stop looking fat? cause i feel like increasing my physical strength has hardly correlated with losing weight. i have a lot of muscle cause my career is picking up heavy objects, but im so fat you really can’t tell
it’s beautiful seeing people who love eachother… once i get over my own feelings about what i could have had
September 21, 2026 at 4:35 PM
it’s beautiful seeing people who love eachother… once i get over my own feelings about what i could have had
i love eastern china, because even like the fifteenth most populous city in a given province can have a million people within its borders. i am referring to zhènjiāng, located within jiāngsū.
September 21, 2026 at 4:24 PM
i love eastern china, because even like the fifteenth most populous city in a given province can have a million people within its borders. i am referring to zhènjiāng, located within jiāngsū.
i think it’s interesting how so many people have their own standards for how we all pick and choose which pronunciations to be faithful to. i do not say jaguar, the car company, the british way, though i normally say proper nouns as close to the original as i can. it just doesn’t sound right idk
September 21, 2026 at 3:36 PM
i think it’s interesting how so many people have their own standards for how we all pick and choose which pronunciations to be faithful to. i do not say jaguar, the car company, the british way, though i normally say proper nouns as close to the original as i can. it just doesn’t sound right idk
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It's vampire lesbian season.
September 20, 2026 at 6:19 PM
It's vampire lesbian season.
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If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
September 21, 2026 at 1:49 PM
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
the arizona cardinals have lost eight straight home games since proudly hosting the memorial service for charlie kirk in their building. this number increases to ten if you count their two preseason home losses from back in august
September 21, 2026 at 1:44 PM
the arizona cardinals have lost eight straight home games since proudly hosting the memorial service for charlie kirk in their building. this number increases to ten if you count their two preseason home losses from back in august
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comic, personal computing, magazine (1978) archive.org/details/Pers...
September 21, 2026 at 6:47 AM
comic, personal computing, magazine (1978) archive.org/details/Pers...
jesus has supposedly been “about to come” for centuries now, he’s worse than my ex
September 21, 2026 at 7:08 AM
jesus has supposedly been “about to come” for centuries now, he’s worse than my ex
i don’t feel bad for us soldiers, and i wouldn’t feel bad for them even if there were a draft and they had “no choice”. if my options were killing innocent people or jailtime, …lock me tf up
September 20, 2026 at 2:37 AM
i don’t feel bad for us soldiers, and i wouldn’t feel bad for them even if there were a draft and they had “no choice”. if my options were killing innocent people or jailtime, …lock me tf up
My heart is with the people of Iran tonight
September 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
My heart is with the people of Iran tonight
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I'm saving money this month so I can spend it next month.
September 19, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I'm saving money this month so I can spend it next month.
i haven’t been able to take a selfie i’ve been proud of in months and that is really eating away at me. i cannot seriously be that hard to look at all the time
September 19, 2026 at 9:13 PM
i haven’t been able to take a selfie i’ve been proud of in months and that is really eating away at me. i cannot seriously be that hard to look at all the time
just ramming it in there with no consideration for the sausage it’s so difficult to watch
September 19, 2026 at 8:09 PM
just ramming it in there with no consideration for the sausage it’s so difficult to watch
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The future of automation is here!
September 19, 2026 at 10:48 AM
The future of automation is here!
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At my grandparents and learning that smart TVs are deeply fucked up. Guy on a video made a joke about Old Spice and the TV made a QR code for old spice deodorant show up. What the fuck
September 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
At my grandparents and learning that smart TVs are deeply fucked up. Guy on a video made a joke about Old Spice and the TV made a QR code for old spice deodorant show up. What the fuck