Halo Café Celbridge
@halocafe.bsky.social
The Party Catering Company
Coffee | Scones | Muffins
Tuesday-Saturday 9am-1pm
info @ HaloCafe.ie
W23 XD92
Coffee | Scones | Muffins
Tuesday-Saturday 9am-1pm
info @ HaloCafe.ie
W23 XD92
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Halo Café Celbridge
@halocafe.bsky.social
· Nov 14
They’re getting their coffee in there 👉 #coffee #FunnySigns
Happy New Year! ☕️ 🧁
February 4, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Happy New Year! ☕️ 🧁
Baking a geansaí load of scones leaves little time for writing #FunnySigns #WritersBlock
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Baking a geansaí load of scones leaves little time for writing #FunnySigns #WritersBlock
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Yellow wind warnings from Met Éireann added now.
January 26, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Yellow wind warnings from Met Éireann added now.
“You might have an IQ of 130 but if, for example, you can’t control your temper – or if you’ve an ego as big as Greenland – then, well, you’re probably an idiot.”
Joe Humphreys: Netflix recommendations, IQ scores and Duolingo streaks: the top 5 most useless metrics
Joe Humphreys: Netflix recommendations, IQ scores and Duolingo streaks: the top 5 most useless metrics
Unthinkable: Not all rankings are worth paying attention to, but here’s one that is
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January 26, 2026 at 7:24 AM
“You might have an IQ of 130 but if, for example, you can’t control your temper – or if you’ve an ego as big as Greenland – then, well, you’re probably an idiot.”
It is important to plan ahead. #PartyCatering
January 26, 2026 at 7:16 AM
It is important to plan ahead. #PartyCatering
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A noisy night with wind and rain and over 10mm has fallen in parts of Southeast. Heaviest rain moving West at present but more to come as #StormIngrid steers in more rain from Southeast. Yellow rain warning issued for Wicklow with over 70mm possible on mountains in next 24hrs!
January 24, 2026 at 8:24 AM
A noisy night with wind and rain and over 10mm has fallen in parts of Southeast. Heaviest rain moving West at present but more to come as #StormIngrid steers in more rain from Southeast. Yellow rain warning issued for Wicklow with over 70mm possible on mountains in next 24hrs!
Upstanding citizens supporting the mockracy and those standing for election. #VoteEarly
October 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Upstanding citizens supporting the mockracy and those standing for election. #VoteEarly
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Why do I find it hard to write the next line? 🎵
September 18, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Why do I find it hard to write the next line? 🎵
The memory foam in my steel toe-capped shoes forgot.
August 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The memory foam in my steel toe-capped shoes forgot.
Time to celebrate 😎
August 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Time to celebrate 😎
You too could become regular. #FunnySigns
July 1, 2025 at 10:54 AM
You too could become regular. #FunnySigns
Make do and mend.
June 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Make do and mend.
For those who believe in multi-tasking . . . One word . . . Béchamel.
June 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
For those who believe in multi-tasking . . . One word . . . Béchamel.
A double espresso followed by two slightly distorted espressos ☕️ ☕️☕️
June 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
A double espresso followed by two slightly distorted espressos ☕️ ☕️☕️
Take a walk on the wild side. ☕️🎵☕️🎵☕️🎵
May 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Take a walk on the wild side. ☕️🎵☕️🎵☕️🎵
Happy to lend a hand.
April 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Happy to lend a hand.
And so it is written.
On the sixth day their stomachs spake with rumbling regret.
For a mighty feast of
chocolate had been taken.
There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
And they went forth together
for coffee as a pick-me-up. #coffee
On the sixth day their stomachs spake with rumbling regret.
For a mighty feast of
chocolate had been taken.
There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
And they went forth together
for coffee as a pick-me-up. #coffee
April 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
And so it is written.
On the sixth day their stomachs spake with rumbling regret.
For a mighty feast of
chocolate had been taken.
There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
And they went forth together
for coffee as a pick-me-up. #coffee
On the sixth day their stomachs spake with rumbling regret.
For a mighty feast of
chocolate had been taken.
There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
And they went forth together
for coffee as a pick-me-up. #coffee
If you need coffee and a a long stand . . . Look no further
April 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
If you need coffee and a a long stand . . . Look no further
Tariffic. Anyone for coffee?
April 3, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Tariffic. Anyone for coffee?