hana 💜
@hanaper.bsky.social
21 yo whakawāhine | she/it/pup | Queen Noid
a genuine, bonafide, complete and utter idiot.
lover of wife and women, pride of lesbos
a genuine, bonafide, complete and utter idiot.
lover of wife and women, pride of lesbos
nobody will ever be this chill ever again
September 22, 2026 at 4:44 AM
nobody will ever be this chill ever again
the audacity to call yourself the original marrickville pork roll despite not even being in the same building as you used to. #fuckthejuicebar
September 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
the audacity to call yourself the original marrickville pork roll despite not even being in the same building as you used to. #fuckthejuicebar
300 character limit post had me writing exactly 300 characters to post for my followers to read and question why i posted a 300 character post about posting a 300 character post but those followers dont understand the meta of posting exactly 300 characters to maximize your posting efficiency. idiots
September 21, 2026 at 1:21 PM
300 character limit post had me writing exactly 300 characters to post for my followers to read and question why i posted a 300 character post about posting a 300 character post but those followers dont understand the meta of posting exactly 300 characters to maximize your posting efficiency. idiots
grelk threw up my fingers
September 21, 2026 at 1:06 PM
grelk threw up my fingers
kfc pickle cheesecake made me throw up like a motherfucker
September 17, 2026 at 5:46 AM
kfc pickle cheesecake made me throw up like a motherfucker
grelk ate my fingers
September 14, 2026 at 12:42 PM
grelk ate my fingers
wife gets notifications for my bluesky posts so I'm gonan annoy her
hey @petroglyphs.bsky.social hey @petroglyphs.bsky.social guess what
guess what guess what guess what
hey @petroglyphs.bsky.social hey @petroglyphs.bsky.social guess what
guess what guess what guess what
September 6, 2026 at 10:54 AM
wife gets notifications for my bluesky posts so I'm gonan annoy her
hey @petroglyphs.bsky.social hey @petroglyphs.bsky.social guess what
guess what guess what guess what
hey @petroglyphs.bsky.social hey @petroglyphs.bsky.social guess what
guess what guess what guess what
minecraft anvil noises were the og metal pipe falling sfx
September 6, 2026 at 10:52 AM
minecraft anvil noises were the og metal pipe falling sfx
i will not fall for this propaganda (I don't need to - i already failed)
like a pool toy....
August 20, 2026 at 10:36 PM
i will not fall for this propaganda (I don't need to - i already failed)
i am considering blowing up. not like a bomb. but some other vague meaning of the word perhaps. we shall see.
August 18, 2026 at 9:13 AM
i am considering blowing up. not like a bomb. but some other vague meaning of the word perhaps. we shall see.
oh yeah lol thank god i stopped streaming on twitch before they started all this ai bullshit lmfao
THEY DID IT A THIRD TIME AND THIS TIME SHRUNK THE VIDEO PLAYER.
THATS IT, IM NOT STREAMING TO TWITCH ANYMORE.
THATS IT, IM NOT STREAMING TO TWITCH ANYMORE.
August 17, 2026 at 5:28 AM
oh yeah lol thank god i stopped streaming on twitch before they started all this ai bullshit lmfao
velma dinkley in fart fetish porn be like:
"stinkies!"
"stinkies!"
August 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
velma dinkley in fart fetish porn be like:
"stinkies!"
"stinkies!"
Reposted by hana 💜
hitting up my dealer troy for an ounce be like: bro make me a bullionaire
July 26, 2026 at 12:57 AM
hitting up my dealer troy for an ounce be like: bro make me a bullionaire
Reposted by hana 💜
okay this might be a crackpot theory but i think the ending of the penultimate episode of Shameless (US) (2011-2021) is a reference to Anton Chekhov's The Cherry Orchard (1903) (spoilers below the cut)
July 28, 2026 at 11:20 AM
okay this might be a crackpot theory but i think the ending of the penultimate episode of Shameless (US) (2011-2021) is a reference to Anton Chekhov's The Cherry Orchard (1903) (spoilers below the cut)
hitting up my dealer troy for an ounce be like: bro make me a bullionaire
July 26, 2026 at 12:57 AM
hitting up my dealer troy for an ounce be like: bro make me a bullionaire
rene descartes if he was a root vegetable:
I think therefore i yam
I think therefore i yam
July 20, 2026 at 12:26 AM
rene descartes if he was a root vegetable:
I think therefore i yam
I think therefore i yam
Reposted by hana 💜
there are three eggs, one symbolising the first year of my transition, one for the second, and one for this past year. they have been. fucking difficult, but things are finally improving for me, and i'm really happy. here's to another 333 years or something
July 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
there are three eggs, one symbolising the first year of my transition, one for the second, and one for this past year. they have been. fucking difficult, but things are finally improving for me, and i'm really happy. here's to another 333 years or something
made a gay little monument to celebrate 3 years on estrogen...
July 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
made a gay little monument to celebrate 3 years on estrogen...
obligatory clickbait upload about the situation
https://youtu.be/VPOT-oMBRZY
https://youtu.be/VPOT-oMBRZY
July 10, 2026 at 10:21 AM
obligatory clickbait upload about the situation
https://youtu.be/VPOT-oMBRZY
https://youtu.be/VPOT-oMBRZY
THEY DID IT A THIRD TIME AND THIS TIME SHRUNK THE VIDEO PLAYER.
THATS IT, IM NOT STREAMING TO TWITCH ANYMORE.
THATS IT, IM NOT STREAMING TO TWITCH ANYMORE.
July 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
THEY DID IT A THIRD TIME AND THIS TIME SHRUNK THE VIDEO PLAYER.
THATS IT, IM NOT STREAMING TO TWITCH ANYMORE.
THATS IT, IM NOT STREAMING TO TWITCH ANYMORE.