Hans
@hanstheman.bsky.social
Hans the ball
Cheese,Sci-fi,games I like
Cheese,Sci-fi,games I like
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My interactions with a scam artist
1. It texts me out of nowhere wanting me to commission them
2. Shows examples art that is certainly not there’s with different styles
Bro literally said “I’m a full time artist, I can do multiple styles”
Like WUT?! lol
1. It texts me out of nowhere wanting me to commission them
2. Shows examples art that is certainly not there’s with different styles
Bro literally said “I’m a full time artist, I can do multiple styles”
Like WUT?! lol
June 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
My interactions with a scam artist
1. It texts me out of nowhere wanting me to commission them
2. Shows examples art that is certainly not there’s with different styles
Bro literally said “I’m a full time artist, I can do multiple styles”
Like WUT?! lol
1. It texts me out of nowhere wanting me to commission them
2. Shows examples art that is certainly not there’s with different styles
Bro literally said “I’m a full time artist, I can do multiple styles”
Like WUT?! lol
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They always say that books are a bit magical. It turns out that this librarian mage draws her powers from exactly those books, so imagine how great it must feel to find an entire forgotten library!
This was a patreon reward for TeraKat!
This was a patreon reward for TeraKat!
May 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
They always say that books are a bit magical. It turns out that this librarian mage draws her powers from exactly those books, so imagine how great it must feel to find an entire forgotten library!
This was a patreon reward for TeraKat!
This was a patreon reward for TeraKat!
Never…and I mean NEVER…sleep on your neck wrong….tis bad
*aching ball noises*
*aching ball noises*
May 6, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Never…and I mean NEVER…sleep on your neck wrong….tis bad
*aching ball noises*
*aching ball noises*
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Some more self expression
March 29, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Some more self expression
I swear someone’s been straling my pocky sticks, I’m about ready to look up if they disappear on there own…ether that or someone’s gaslighting me
“I’ve only had one”
“I’ve only had one”
February 20, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I swear someone’s been straling my pocky sticks, I’m about ready to look up if they disappear on there own…ether that or someone’s gaslighting me
“I’ve only had one”
“I’ve only had one”
This is Dave, hes a super cool guy, really chill, kinda looks like a penguin…
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
This is Dave, hes a super cool guy, really chill, kinda looks like a penguin…
Introduce yourself with something that almost killed you.
HI! I'm an electrical cow fence
HI! I'm an electrical cow fence
hi i'm tractor trailer going 60 miles an hour
honestly had to think "hm which time" but
hi I'm radiator
hi I'm radiator
January 29, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Introduce yourself with something that almost killed you.
HI! I'm an electrical cow fence
HI! I'm an electrical cow fence
Show screen…
Mine for over 2 years and
Mine for over 2 years and
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Show screen…
Mine for over 2 years and
Mine for over 2 years and
Question…what is a snack you eat that most people wouldn’t often call a snack by itself…
I could eat crotons by themselves ALLLLL day
I could eat crotons by themselves ALLLLL day
January 1, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Question…what is a snack you eat that most people wouldn’t often call a snack by itself…
I could eat crotons by themselves ALLLLL day
I could eat crotons by themselves ALLLLL day
How big does a Kobold need to be before it’s no longer considered a kobold? 🤔
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
How big does a Kobold need to be before it’s no longer considered a kobold? 🤔
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After two and a half years of chipping away, it’s done.
UD: Cross Streets.
Fighting on Earth during the first year of the Ascarian Invasion.
UD: Cross Streets.
Fighting on Earth during the first year of the Ascarian Invasion.
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
After two and a half years of chipping away, it’s done.
UD: Cross Streets.
Fighting on Earth during the first year of the Ascarian Invasion.
UD: Cross Streets.
Fighting on Earth during the first year of the Ascarian Invasion.
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Finally back to work on this one after almost a year. Feeling better about the building now. Still a lot of work to do though.
December 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Finally back to work on this one after almost a year. Feeling better about the building now. Still a lot of work to do though.
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WIP of an Odra winter/Christmas piece by Darklinxxx
A Navy officer and a mercenary leader meeting as old acquaintances... what would they chat about? Something underhanded, likely~
Odraani Pact setting belongs to @EliseHeider on Twitter
A Navy officer and a mercenary leader meeting as old acquaintances... what would they chat about? Something underhanded, likely~
Odraani Pact setting belongs to @EliseHeider on Twitter
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
WIP of an Odra winter/Christmas piece by Darklinxxx
A Navy officer and a mercenary leader meeting as old acquaintances... what would they chat about? Something underhanded, likely~
Odraani Pact setting belongs to @EliseHeider on Twitter
A Navy officer and a mercenary leader meeting as old acquaintances... what would they chat about? Something underhanded, likely~
Odraani Pact setting belongs to @EliseHeider on Twitter
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was chatting with @ratley.bsky.social about a little human having a big hungry monster for a partner, and I really liked her idea of a big scary sea monster.
so I immediately drew the monster (she/her) with a big cartoony gulp
so I immediately drew the monster (she/her) with a big cartoony gulp
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
was chatting with @ratley.bsky.social about a little human having a big hungry monster for a partner, and I really liked her idea of a big scary sea monster.
so I immediately drew the monster (she/her) with a big cartoony gulp
so I immediately drew the monster (she/her) with a big cartoony gulp
Would you all still like Hans if he was a Square?🟩🥺
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Would you all still like Hans if he was a Square?🟩🥺
Post a pic of your OC not smiling.
Hans doesn’t have a mouth so he can’t smile…
Hans doesn’t have a mouth so he can’t smile…
October 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Post a pic of your OC not smiling.
Hans doesn’t have a mouth so he can’t smile…
Hans doesn’t have a mouth so he can’t smile…
Sometimes…do you ever dream of cheese? 🧀
October 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Sometimes…do you ever dream of cheese? 🧀
Night of the Not-Living-and-Still-Dead Dead #MildHorror
Canadian Psycho #MildHorror
August 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Slams my tail on you, and when I lift it you've been TF'ed into a dragon
July 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Slams my tail on you, and when I lift it you've been TF'ed into a dragon
I have graduated…I’m vary sad
Relife picture of me compared to by fellow class mates.(I’m vary small)
Relife picture of me compared to by fellow class mates.(I’m vary small)
May 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I have graduated…I’m vary sad
Relife picture of me compared to by fellow class mates.(I’m vary small)
Relife picture of me compared to by fellow class mates.(I’m vary small)