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@haterdevil.bsky.social
amateur human being, professional hater
(jame alt; dni unless we’re mutuals on main)
(jame alt; dni unless we’re mutuals on main)
it’s okay guys i saw a video of charlie day singing dayman and it healed me
October 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
it’s okay guys i saw a video of charlie day singing dayman and it healed me
i’m drunk and i’m angry and i need to eat food so im less hungover tomorrow but i don’t wanna eat food!!!
October 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
i’m drunk and i’m angry and i need to eat food so im less hungover tomorrow but i don’t wanna eat food!!!
deshaun watson getting his redemption arc is going to turn me into a fucking supervillain like this man genuinely does not deserve to fucking be alive.
October 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
deshaun watson getting his redemption arc is going to turn me into a fucking supervillain like this man genuinely does not deserve to fucking be alive.
we’re gonna lose to the browns and deshaun watson gets to be happy im gonna kill myself
October 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
we’re gonna lose to the browns and deshaun watson gets to be happy im gonna kill myself
oops my finger slipped
October 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
oops my finger slipped
i wish all men who whine about “misandry” a slow painful death starting with cutting their dicks off
October 1, 2026 at 1:59 AM
i wish all men who whine about “misandry” a slow painful death starting with cutting their dicks off
sometimes i stand in front of the mirror staring at my own ass cuz it do be nice like that!
September 30, 2026 at 8:48 PM
sometimes i stand in front of the mirror staring at my own ass cuz it do be nice like that!
i hate getting asked to get on a call at work without being told what it’s about. ok now i’m anxious thanks for that
September 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
i hate getting asked to get on a call at work without being told what it’s about. ok now i’m anxious thanks for that
love when men in leftist spaces are the same as any other man (speaking over women and way too confident in their own opinions)
September 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
love when men in leftist spaces are the same as any other man (speaking over women and way too confident in their own opinions)
sorry can’t work today the sun is shining for the first time in ages and i need to go outside and regain my will to live
September 30, 2026 at 3:50 PM
sorry can’t work today the sun is shining for the first time in ages and i need to go outside and regain my will to live
how did so many politicians in OTHER STATES get my phone number?? leave me alone we don’t even have important elections here now! i put in my time and effort in the primaries
September 30, 2026 at 1:24 AM
how did so many politicians in OTHER STATES get my phone number?? leave me alone we don’t even have important elections here now! i put in my time and effort in the primaries
i’ll throw a like to literally any edit set to mcr on tiktok. edit of a bunny set to demolition lovers? hell yeah i’ll smash that like button brother
September 30, 2026 at 1:07 AM
i’ll throw a like to literally any edit set to mcr on tiktok. edit of a bunny set to demolition lovers? hell yeah i’ll smash that like button brother
it’s horrifying how at my uni people would joke that sae (the frat) stood for sexual assault expected & we’d laugh it off & go to their parties and say “don’t drink the jungle juice, only drink the beer!”
an entire fraternity with a reputation of sexual assault & no one did a damn thing about it
an entire fraternity with a reputation of sexual assault & no one did a damn thing about it
September 29, 2026 at 11:28 PM
it’s horrifying how at my uni people would joke that sae (the frat) stood for sexual assault expected & we’d laugh it off & go to their parties and say “don’t drink the jungle juice, only drink the beer!”
an entire fraternity with a reputation of sexual assault & no one did a damn thing about it
an entire fraternity with a reputation of sexual assault & no one did a damn thing about it
i still need to gain weight but i think im gaining a little bit of muscle back vs a few weeks ago or maybe im just deluding myself
September 29, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i still need to gain weight but i think im gaining a little bit of muscle back vs a few weeks ago or maybe im just deluding myself
remember how 10 years ago i was advocating for abolishing greek life while attending a uni where greek life was pretty big … yep
September 29, 2026 at 3:41 AM
remember how 10 years ago i was advocating for abolishing greek life while attending a uni where greek life was pretty big … yep
omg it’s my last month having to pay the ridiculous rent of this apartment before i move somewhere cheaper… bless
September 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
omg it’s my last month having to pay the ridiculous rent of this apartment before i move somewhere cheaper… bless
just searched a group chat’s name in apple music while trying to find a message… good job brain you’re doing awesome
September 28, 2026 at 9:07 PM
just searched a group chat’s name in apple music while trying to find a message… good job brain you’re doing awesome
the work day goes way faster when you lock in on something that isn’t your job who would’ve guessed
September 28, 2026 at 7:29 PM
the work day goes way faster when you lock in on something that isn’t your job who would’ve guessed
i’m genuinely convinced this choosing texas song is a psyop because why did they mention it on the broadcast of sunday night football (neither team is from texas!)
September 28, 2026 at 2:37 AM
i’m genuinely convinced this choosing texas song is a psyop because why did they mention it on the broadcast of sunday night football (neither team is from texas!)
okay but how does having a tv even have to do with hearing the song?? i have a tv but unless it’s in a commercial that plays all the time, i wouldn’t hear music there? and not listening to the radio is extremely normal in the age of streaming. that is not living in a bubble
"Well I don't have a TV or a radio so it's not surprising I haven't heard the song"
You live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.
You live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.
September 27, 2026 at 8:20 PM
okay but how does having a tv even have to do with hearing the song?? i have a tv but unless it’s in a commercial that plays all the time, i wouldn’t hear music there? and not listening to the radio is extremely normal in the age of streaming. that is not living in a bubble
(whispers so the fall enthusiasts don’t come after me) i miss warmth and sunshine and long days
September 27, 2026 at 5:51 PM
(whispers so the fall enthusiasts don’t come after me) i miss warmth and sunshine and long days
pro tip never injure your lower back i am so weak now oml
September 27, 2026 at 4:48 PM
pro tip never injure your lower back i am so weak now oml
it would be cool if we could have a severe weather event on a weekday instead of a weekend like one time
September 27, 2026 at 3:56 AM
it would be cool if we could have a severe weather event on a weekday instead of a weekend like one time
it is kind of funny that my parents and my aunt made it here but the event they came for was canceled so now i have to figure out what to do with them while there’s a nor’easter happening
September 26, 2026 at 4:20 AM
it is kind of funny that my parents and my aunt made it here but the event they came for was canceled so now i have to figure out what to do with them while there’s a nor’easter happening