Hatey McLife
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Hatey McLife was shat out of hell.
That's the inverse of Truist Park.
Comerica Park will become Fifth Third Park starting next season.
September 21, 2026 at 8:35 PM
That's the inverse of Truist Park.
The Republican Party will not tolerate Lauren Boebert having sex with consenting adults.
September 21, 2026 at 8:05 PM
The Republican Party will not tolerate Lauren Boebert having sex with consenting adults.
Who cares as long as he doesn’t close the loop
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 17, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Who cares as long as he doesn’t close the loop
The Stanford Prison Experiment I want to see is all the tech exec alumni put in jail.
Netflix has announced a new reality series titled ‘THE NEW STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT’.
The series follows 30 participants who enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. They must see if they conform to the roles or if morality wins.
The series follows 30 participants who enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. They must see if they conform to the roles or if morality wins.
September 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
The Stanford Prison Experiment I want to see is all the tech exec alumni put in jail.
Imagine what an Arch Manning without media training would say.
September 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Imagine what an Arch Manning without media training would say.
The goat fucking is designed to make their pedophilia seem normal.
September 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The goat fucking is designed to make their pedophilia seem normal.
Darkness, imprisoning me
All that I see, absolute horror
All that I see, absolute horror
whatcha thinkin?
September 15, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Darkness, imprisoning me
All that I see, absolute horror
All that I see, absolute horror
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During Super Bowl I, did the broadcast mention that it was the 25th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor a baker's dozen times during the telecast?
September 14, 2026 at 3:03 AM
During Super Bowl I, did the broadcast mention that it was the 25th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor a baker's dozen times during the telecast?
"How come Coors never made an Antartic ICE beer?"
DK is only asking questions!
“You can go to Alaska. You could go to the North Pole,” Metcalf says. “But why not Antarctica? Why can’t you just book a trip to Antarctica?”
www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...
“You can go to Alaska. You could go to the North Pole,” Metcalf says. “But why not Antarctica? Why can’t you just book a trip to Antarctica?”
www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...
DK Metcalf on anger management, Aaron Rodgers, Antarctica — and your opinion of him (Gift Article)
The Pittsburgh Steelers' star receiver also makes one thing clear: He's not changing.
www.nytimes.com
September 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
"How come Coors never made an Antartic ICE beer?"
Did they let AJ Hawk stay on the plane?
September 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Did they let AJ Hawk stay on the plane?
How embarrassing! I'm not sure how you go out in public when people know you recognized the announcer for Wheel of Fortune.
‘Wheel of Fortune’ announcer Jim Thornton was suspended reportedly after a fellow airline passenger photographed him looking at a pedophile support chat room.
‘Wheel of Fortune’ announcer Jim Thornton was reportedly looking at a pedophile support chat room
‘Wheel of Fortune’ announcer Jim Thornton was suspended reportedly after a fellow airline passenger photographed him looking at a pedophile support chat room.
bit.ly
September 4, 2026 at 4:24 PM
How embarrassing! I'm not sure how you go out in public when people know you recognized the announcer for Wheel of Fortune.
If was all worth it for the rings.
September 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
If was all worth it for the rings.
Folks, we're bringing back the Model T hand crank starter!
Sean Duffy: "You know the stop/start button on your car? I hate that thing. Thank you Lee Zeldin! He's gotten rid of it and the first cars without the stop/start button are rolling off the line."
August 31, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Folks, we're bringing back the Model T hand crank starter!
When I'm President I'll rename Lake Superior to Lake Looks Like Mr. Burns' Mother.
August 27, 2026 at 8:15 PM
When I'm President I'll rename Lake Superior to Lake Looks Like Mr. Burns' Mother.
He got stuck in the McDonald's drive-thru window Winnie the Pooh style and the Secret Service just pried the frame out and put his suitpants over it.
He’s got that box thing making the back of his suit jacket stick out again. Maybe some enterprising journalist could ask what’s going on with that? Is it a tactical diaper or something else?
August 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
He got stuck in the McDonald's drive-thru window Winnie the Pooh style and the Secret Service just pried the frame out and put his suitpants over it.
Another Ford brother getting attention for crack.
Ontario Premier Doug Ford on Trump: "I have a real estate on my ass, so he has a lot of room to kiss my ass"
August 24, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Another Ford brother getting attention for crack.
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i'm too conflict-averse personally to enjoy this. but forcing your way back into your old employer and making them deal with you is like winning the Hater Lottery
BREAKING:
After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back.
And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post.
They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately.
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back.
And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post.
They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately.
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
Washington Post Ordered to Rehire Fired Columnist Karen Attiah
An arbitrator ordered the newspaper to reinstate Karen Attiah, who was fired after posting about “white men who espouse hatred and violence” following Charlie Kirk’s killing.
www.nytimes.com
August 24, 2026 at 1:44 PM
i'm too conflict-averse personally to enjoy this. but forcing your way back into your old employer and making them deal with you is like winning the Hater Lottery
Make a band bigger:
Gigadeth
Gigadeth
Make a band bigger:
The Big Band
The Big Band
Make a band bigger:
The Dave Clark 6
The Dave Clark 6
August 24, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Make a band bigger:
Gigadeth
Gigadeth
Natalie Harp is Smithers in Malibu Stacy's body.
August 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Natalie Harp is Smithers in Malibu Stacy's body.
No way I could fit in a SNES cartridge.
You're offered $250,000,000 but to claim it you must enter the last video game you've played and stay there for a full year.
How are y'all faring in this deal?
How are y'all faring in this deal?
August 18, 2026 at 3:14 PM
No way I could fit in a SNES cartridge.
Excited to win $10k from Kalshi betting how long it takes an ICE agent to shock his balls once they get taser gloves.
(Less than a minute)
(Less than a minute)
August 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Excited to win $10k from Kalshi betting how long it takes an ICE agent to shock his balls once they get taser gloves.
(Less than a minute)
(Less than a minute)
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I’m on a small-ship Alaska cruise with my son; our boat rescued a stranded vessel last night and apparently we did that after the Coast Guard radioed Mark Zuckerberg’s yacht - which was closer - and they repeatedly refused to respond. (There was near unanimous booing when the captain announced this)
August 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I’m on a small-ship Alaska cruise with my son; our boat rescued a stranded vessel last night and apparently we did that after the Coast Guard radioed Mark Zuckerberg’s yacht - which was closer - and they repeatedly refused to respond. (There was near unanimous booing when the captain announced this)
So Yemen attacking Saudi Arabia would lead Turkey to defend Saudi Arabia which would lead Yemen to attack Turkey which would lead NATO defend Turkey by attacking Yemen?
Saudi Arabia, Turkey and Pakistan have signed a key defense agreement, Pakistani officials said, deepening cooperation between the three regional powers at a time of growing security concerns.
Officials say Saudi Arabia, Turkey and Pakistan have signed a key defense agreement
Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and Pakistan have signed a defense agreement, deepening cooperation amid growing security concerns.
bit.ly
August 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
So Yemen attacking Saudi Arabia would lead Turkey to defend Saudi Arabia which would lead Yemen to attack Turkey which would lead NATO defend Turkey by attacking Yemen?
Can I preorder a moon?
$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
August 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Can I preorder a moon?
With the cyclosporiasis outbreak no sane person would put lettuce on their fetus sandwich.
Rep. John McGuire: "I don't know if you heard about the BLT sandwich -- using human fetus baby parts in the vaccine when they could've used ivermectin"
July 30, 2026 at 2:13 PM
With the cyclosporiasis outbreak no sane person would put lettuce on their fetus sandwich.