Matthew Haughey
@haughey.com
Internet dork from way back
You should probably also follow me here: https://bsky.app/profile/mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy
And my blog too: https://a.wholelottanothing.org
You should probably also follow me here: https://bsky.app/profile/mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy
And my blog too: https://a.wholelottanothing.org
big Bobson Dugnutt vibes
Names of players in this UNC-Oklahoma college baseball national championship game:
Boston
Brisco
Caden
Cayden
Camden
Camron
Cord
Dasan
Dayton
Deiten
Folger
Gunnar
Jaxon (x2)
Kadyn
Rom
Talan
Uriah
Boston
Brisco
Caden
Cayden
Camden
Camron
Cord
Dasan
Dayton
Deiten
Folger
Gunnar
Jaxon (x2)
Kadyn
Rom
Talan
Uriah
June 23, 2026 at 12:46 AM
big Bobson Dugnutt vibes
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My pal Matt Haughey recut the first season of Apple TV’s Murderbot into a 3.5-hour-long movie. “I did it fast so there are a few jarring cuts, but I now have an entertaining as hell movie with zero interruptions.” [a.wholelottanothing.org]
Murderbot is a *perfect film*
A couple months ago, we sat down on a weekend and decided to binge re-watch the whole debut season of Murderbot and it was really enjoyable. But fast-forwarding through all the recaps and title/credits screens quickly got old, and I wondered what it'd be like to cut all ten
a.wholelottanothing.org
May 6, 2026 at 5:24 PM
My pal Matt Haughey recut the first season of Apple TV’s Murderbot into a 3.5-hour-long movie. “I did it fast so there are a few jarring cuts, but I now have an entertaining as hell movie with zero interruptions.” [a.wholelottanothing.org]
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Two and a half years ago when I started writing a book reviewing every NWSL stadium, I hoped to put it all online for free someday. Today is that day. You can read it now here:
https://unofficialnwsl.stadium.guide/
https://unofficialnwsl.stadium.guide/
Unofficial NWSL Stadium Guide
A fan's guide to all National Women's Soccer League stadiums — written after visiting every one starting in 2024. Find food tips, seating guides, neighborhood picks, and honest takes for every venue.
unofficialnwsl.stadium.guide
April 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Two and a half years ago when I started writing a book reviewing every NWSL stadium, I hoped to put it all online for free someday. Today is that day. You can read it now here:
https://unofficialnwsl.stadium.guide/
https://unofficialnwsl.stadium.guide/
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6847330 is my ICQ, this guy is a n00b
March 6, 2026 at 11:03 AM
6847330 is my ICQ, this guy is a n00b
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Sam Altman straight up like "what if we released vibe bombing"
February 28, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Sam Altman straight up like "what if we released vibe bombing"
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a.wholelottanothing.org in 2005
https://web.archive.org/web/20050812013916if_/http://a.wholelottanothing.org:80
https://web.archive.org/web/20050812013916if_/http://a.wholelottanothing.org:80
January 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
a.wholelottanothing.org in 2005
https://web.archive.org/web/20050812013916if_/http://a.wholelottanothing.org:80
https://web.archive.org/web/20050812013916if_/http://a.wholelottanothing.org:80
I ate at loads of high end restaurants all over Italy for two full weeks but the absolute best risotto I had ever on earth was in Rome’s main train station cafeteria.
Here’s a topic outside the news.
What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?
Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.
Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.
Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?
Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.
Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.
Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I ate at loads of high end restaurants all over Italy for two full weeks but the absolute best risotto I had ever on earth was in Rome’s main train station cafeteria.
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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Thank you to the large crypto donor ( 10BTC! ) to the @archive.org
Thank you crypto folks!
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Thank you crypto folks!
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December 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Thank you to the large crypto donor ( 10BTC! ) to the @archive.org
Thank you crypto folks!
www.blockchain.com/explorer/tra...
to: archive.org/donate/crypt...
Thank you crypto folks!
www.blockchain.com/explorer/tra...
to: archive.org/donate/crypt...
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Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
March 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
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News from Finland. A 9-year-old lost an especially good stick he’d had since he was 2. He hung up 20 posters. A few days later it was returned. It had been found by a 2-year-old, who wanted to keep it for herself, but her mother made her return it. She got toys, flowers and candy as a reward.
September 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
News from Finland. A 9-year-old lost an especially good stick he’d had since he was 2. He hung up 20 posters. A few days later it was returned. It had been found by a 2-year-old, who wanted to keep it for herself, but her mother made her return it. She got toys, flowers and candy as a reward.
@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social this is the greatest notification after I signed up to garbage day
September 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social this is the greatest notification after I signed up to garbage day
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a wacky idea i unironically believe is that dead suburban shopping malls should all be turned into small public commuter colleges. most non-anchor stores are a decent size to be a classroom, parking/road access is already there, you even have a food court
America's special problem is that we built our post-war society entirely around shopping, and then we moved the shopping online.
September 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
a wacky idea i unironically believe is that dead suburban shopping malls should all be turned into small public commuter colleges. most non-anchor stores are a decent size to be a classroom, parking/road access is already there, you even have a food court
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How to record ICE:
1) Record from a safe distance. DO NOT INTERVENE.
2) Put the DATE, TIME, & LOCATION on the video.
3) Ask for NAMES & BIRTHDAYS
4) CONTEXT, how many people were taken? What happened? How?
5) If possible, document vehicles used and agents, even if masked.
@eltragon.bsky.social
1) Record from a safe distance. DO NOT INTERVENE.
2) Put the DATE, TIME, & LOCATION on the video.
3) Ask for NAMES & BIRTHDAYS
4) CONTEXT, how many people were taken? What happened? How?
5) If possible, document vehicles used and agents, even if masked.
@eltragon.bsky.social
September 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
How to record ICE:
1) Record from a safe distance. DO NOT INTERVENE.
2) Put the DATE, TIME, & LOCATION on the video.
3) Ask for NAMES & BIRTHDAYS
4) CONTEXT, how many people were taken? What happened? How?
5) If possible, document vehicles used and agents, even if masked.
@eltragon.bsky.social
1) Record from a safe distance. DO NOT INTERVENE.
2) Put the DATE, TIME, & LOCATION on the video.
3) Ask for NAMES & BIRTHDAYS
4) CONTEXT, how many people were taken? What happened? How?
5) If possible, document vehicles used and agents, even if masked.
@eltragon.bsky.social
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"They canceled cancer research, closed hospitals and took food away from millions of hungry kids both at home and abroad to build concentration camps for immigrants and give billionaires another jet."
July 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"They canceled cancer research, closed hospitals and took food away from millions of hungry kids both at home and abroad to build concentration camps for immigrants and give billionaires another jet."
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Ask MetaFilter was mentioned on Jeopardy last night!? metatalk.metafilter.com/26681/What-i...
June 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ask MetaFilter was mentioned on Jeopardy last night!? metatalk.metafilter.com/26681/What-i...
@pjvogt.bsky.social I am this big of a fan of your podcast
March 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
@pjvogt.bsky.social I am this big of a fan of your podcast
I am absolutely shocked and gutted. We just talked a couple months ago and I was hoping to see him soon. He was the best person you could ever spend time with in New Orleans, always a wonderful host and someone who showed me how great second lines are. RIP Pableaux. I’ll miss your mixtapes too.
Pableaux Johnson, great photographer and even better person passed away at the second line today. RIP 🙏🏼
January 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I am absolutely shocked and gutted. We just talked a couple months ago and I was hoping to see him soon. He was the best person you could ever spend time with in New Orleans, always a wonderful host and someone who showed me how great second lines are. RIP Pableaux. I’ll miss your mixtapes too.
It’s new book launch day! If you love soccer and especially the #NWSL, here’s my post all about it. a.wholelottanothing.org/its-book-lau...
January 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It’s new book launch day! If you love soccer and especially the #NWSL, here’s my post all about it. a.wholelottanothing.org/its-book-lau...
1. Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth
2. Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenowethout
2. Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenowethout
December 23, 2024 at 6:40 AM
1. Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth
2. Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenowethout
2. Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenowethout
The couch to 5k running program slowly builds endurance with about 16 hours of running spread over 9 weeks.
Every year, my town has a turkey trot at 9am on Thanksgiving.
So, at 5pm yesterday I began running nonstop so that by 9am today I should be fully trained in the most efficient way possible
Every year, my town has a turkey trot at 9am on Thanksgiving.
So, at 5pm yesterday I began running nonstop so that by 9am today I should be fully trained in the most efficient way possible
November 28, 2024 at 10:46 AM
The couch to 5k running program slowly builds endurance with about 16 hours of running spread over 9 weeks.
Every year, my town has a turkey trot at 9am on Thanksgiving.
So, at 5pm yesterday I began running nonstop so that by 9am today I should be fully trained in the most efficient way possible
Every year, my town has a turkey trot at 9am on Thanksgiving.
So, at 5pm yesterday I began running nonstop so that by 9am today I should be fully trained in the most efficient way possible
I just flew across the country and hearing people cleaning planes only get $12-19/hr is WILD when every traveler pays several hundred or thousands of dollars to be past security.
Double their pay, at least. https://apnews.com/article/charlotte-airport-workers-strike-3a00ed15aedfdd8b5e2383feab53cb5a
Double their pay, at least. https://apnews.com/article/charlotte-airport-workers-strike-3a00ed15aedfdd8b5e2383feab53cb5a
November 25, 2024 at 6:07 PM
I just flew across the country and hearing people cleaning planes only get $12-19/hr is WILD when every traveler pays several hundred or thousands of dollars to be past security.
Double their pay, at least. https://apnews.com/article/charlotte-airport-workers-strike-3a00ed15aedfdd8b5e2383feab53cb5a
Double their pay, at least. https://apnews.com/article/charlotte-airport-workers-strike-3a00ed15aedfdd8b5e2383feab53cb5a
you gotta hand it to crypto bros, they really know how to celebrate xmas with their annual secret grift exchange
November 25, 2024 at 5:06 PM
you gotta hand it to crypto bros, they really know how to celebrate xmas with their annual secret grift exchange