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Hazen Hammel
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Retired New Mexico lawyer (he/him)

It's not new and it's not Mexico

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYbPo_odp58

Arriba Nuevo México
New Mexicans:

I don't think we have to worry that our registrations will be cancelled, but there's other useful info at www.nmvote.gov
September 23, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
September 22, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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Taxpayers are footing the bill for President Trump's radical anti-immigrant agenda.

Our government must prioritize investing in working families over ICE raids and more militarization of our communities.
September 22, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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One of life’s little injustices is that you have to make coffee before you’ve had coffee.
September 21, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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🫢 🐸 😮
September 20, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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September 19, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
September 19, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Got a Whopper today

I usually say no to cheese on it, but it's

NATIONAL CHEESEBURGER DAY

The kid at the drive up didn't believe me when I told him

Evidently it's on a "need to know" basis?
September 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Well this is something Star Trek AI
September 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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"I make the rules now, and you mustn’t defy me!" — President Donald Trump
Anguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At Him
WASHINGTON—Forcefully closing his eyes, grasping his head with both hands, and repeatedly screaming to be left alone, a visibly anguished President Donald Trump was observed Thursday banning the ghost...
theonion.com
September 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Isn't it intriguing how both the Nazis and the Epstein class made meticulous records of their crimes?
September 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
When we purchase more goods and services from other countries than they purchase from us, that's called a "trade deficit"

Trump calls that a "LOSS"

bcz when *he* sells goods and services (Trump steak, Trump shoes, Trump presidency) he doesn't deliver the goods
September 17, 2026 at 2:27 PM
In light of Mr. Trump's recent public self-humiliation regarding international trade deficits, I think we all now understand precisely what Professor Kelley meant
September 17, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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September 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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NEW COMIC: Relic
September 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I walked and bussed to the Fair

the Fair was nice as always but Burqueños, I must say

the East Central crime corridor needs to be "blighted"

removed, replaced

nuked from orbit

that boarded up Wendy's isn't serving anyone
September 14, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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September 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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I went to a tarot reading today and...
September 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
overwork and deadline pressure makes lawyers take risks

maybe the other side won't check your case cites

but letting ChatGPT invent factual arguments is just plain stupid

www.koat.com/article/nm-s...
NM Supreme Court punishes lawyer for submitting ChatGPT fabrications
Appeals lawyer fined $5,000 after admitting to using ChatGPT to defend his client, though he denies he was aware AI could fabricate witnesses or testimony.
www.koat.com
September 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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September 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
the voice actor can't keep a straight face

mentioning colors like "mushroom"
September 12, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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September 12, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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September 10, 2026 at 12:58 PM
You didn't refund our tariff price hikes

So we need to see that money now, Donny
September 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM